Claymation Hulk
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Didn't post links for a while because I was in Yosemite. I would post a link to beautiful Yosemite pictures, but photobucket.com provides me with limited bandwidth. Enjoy the linky goodness.
Oh yeah, and here's a joke for good measure.
So a pirate walks into a bar. Barman says, "Hey, you have a steering wheel in your ****". Pirate says, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!".
And another joke, because I'm bored.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll drive, you man the guns!"
Didn't post links for a while because I was in Yosemite. I would post a link to beautiful Yosemite pictures, but photobucket.com provides me with limited bandwidth. Enjoy the linky goodness.
Oh yeah, and here's a joke for good measure.
So a pirate walks into a bar. Barman says, "Hey, you have a steering wheel in your ****". Pirate says, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!".
And another joke, because I'm bored.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll drive, you man the guns!"
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The goldfish one took me a second. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I remember when you told that at the LAN Party.
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Step down off the soap box, Big Brother <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I remember when you told that at the LAN Party. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Did I? Oh.
Feel free to contribute good jokes, people.
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Step down off the soap box, Big Brother <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
He posted a big ad to join his Gamesurge chat room and support his mod.
Edit: And, the guy who DOES own that mod posted about it a few days ago, and not only was it left open, it was SUPPORTED by the mods.
Now while it wasn't the same thing, calm down there, skippy.
Edit: And, the guy who DOES own that mod posted about it a few days ago, and not only was it left open, it was SUPPORTED by the mods.
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Hey guys, take the discussion elsewhere, unless you've got jokes.
So a guy walks into a bar... OUCH!
So a Hydrogen ion walks into a bar. It says to the barman, "I think I left an electron here last night." Barman says, "Are you sure?" Hydrogen ion says, "I'm positive!"
<span style='font-size:4pt;line-height:100%'>1, but it takes 5 episodes </span>
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?
<span style='font-size:4pt;line-height:100%'>I don't have a cadillac in my garage</span>
<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>A Shaggy Dog Tale</span>
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So this guy wanders down the street, and he notices a previously empty building is now occupied. He walks in, and finds a brand new bakery/cafe'. He walks up to the counter, and a nice Siberian woman asks him what he'd like.
"I'll try your peach pie." So he gets this piece of pie, takes a bite, and reels. This is the best pie he had ever had. He immediatly becomes a patron. Everyday, he walks down to the bakery, and every day he orders the same thing: Siberian Peach Pie. He's looked, but a pie of such caliber exists no where else.
Then, one day, he walks down the street as he has before, but finds the store empty. He panics. He NEEDS this pie. After asking around, he finds that the Siberian couple has been deported back to Siberia. And he knows that the only way he'll get his pie is to track him down.
He can't fly over, because he's not a rich man. So he does the next best thing: he trys to ship himself overseas.
They load him onto a ship, and all goes well for a while. But after a few days, he hears a storm outside. Suddenly, his crate tips, and he hears a splash. The crate breaks open, and now he is stuck in the open seas.
A large, dark shape looms below him. It breaches, and the giant whale swallows him whole. He sits inside the leviathin, wondering how he'll get out, and, more importantly, how to get to Siberia for his pie. He hears another boat, and, when he looks up, a harpoon goes straight through the top of the whale.
As the whalers cut up the creature, they find him inside. In broken english, they agree to drop him off at the mainland.
Unfortunetly, the mainland is the coast of Colombia.
He is dumped onto the beaches, and wanders into the rainforest. After many, many hours, he wanders into what appears to be a field of crops. Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain in the back of his head, and everything goes black.
He wakes up in a bed, and a Columbian man with a gun over his shoulder is standing above him. The man tells him that he will kill him, unless he helps him to traffic drugs. Needing his pie, he agrees. The man loads him up with drugs, and sends him on a plane back to America.
When he gets there, he is searched by the authorities, and arrested. He spends a few days in jail, where he is approached by an agent of the Central Intelligence Agency. They tell him that he has two choices: to rot in jail as a terrorist, or to assisinate an African leader, and live his normal life afterwards. Wanting to get closer to his pie, he takes the job.
After a bit of training, he is air dropped from a black-ops plane into a small african country. He begins the slow trek to his target. By the time he arrives in the city, it is mid day, and the african leader is sitting high up watching a parade. The man readies his sniper rifle, and, when the timing is right, takes the shot. Mass panic ensues. Not knowing where to go, he takes off into the wilderness.
There he sees a large rhinocerous. Thinking quickly, he comes up with a plan. He looks through his equipment, and finds a rope. He ties the rope around the rhino, and lashes himself on top. The rhino takes off charging, with him flailing on top. Eventually, the rhino takes him so far north, he is on the sands of Egypt. He trudges through the desert until he comes upon a lost camel. Seeing this as his only chance of survival, he mounts the camel, and begins to ride it further north. He rides all the way through Egypt, and up through and out of Turkey.
The camel collapses, and he finds himself in Europe. He begins to ask around and finds that the only way out would be to get a job, and the only jobs available would require him to go to India. He ships himself (in a crate) to India, in search of employment, so he can buy transportation to Siberia, and, in turn, his pie. To his dismay, the only job he can get is to be a sherpa and go up Mount Everest.
His first party to take up was a group of real freaks. Conspiricy theory types. Over the next few weeks, he shows them the way up to the peak. Upon arrival, to his surprise, there is a UFO waiting.
It beams them all up, but, finding the man dissatisfactory, drops him in Russia. Closer than ever to his goal, he chooses to walk. So he walks. And walks. And walks. And walks and walks ans walks and walks, until he crosses the Siberian border.
Renewed by the knowledge he is in the right place, he asks around, and tracks down the couple. They have apparently started another Bakery/Cafe' in the very town he is in. He makes a mad dash towards it. The familiar smell fills his nostrils.
He runs in, and sees the same friendly woman. He slams his money onto the counter and says, "Please... please I've travelled so very far, I'd like a piece of your marvelous, marvelous peach pies."
The woman looks at him and says, "I'm so sorry, but we've just run out of peach pie."
"Oh," says the man, "I'll just have some coffee, then."
"Well a few days ago I found this magic lamp with a genie inside" Says the man.
"So you wished to be able to have any woman you wanted?" asks the other guy.
"Not exactly, all I wanted was a twelve inch man that plays the piano."
here's a good one
<b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Momento, the Joke</span></b>
"Ok I'm sure"
A gun shot is heard
"Can you check to make sure?"
"I think my friend is dead."
Someone calls the police.