Mmmm Soap

Chaos_LlamaChaos_Llama Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28124Members
edited June 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Yummy</div> <a href='http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/' target='_blank'>http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/</a>

LOL

After eating the soap the guy said this:

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The gastrointestinal effects of my initial taste test were minimal, except for violent eruptions of gas throughout the night. These deep tuba notes were completely odorless (perhaps they had been washed clean), but almost disturbingly loud.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I accidentally emitted a quantity of burning intestinal gas that kept the poor infant awake for a full hour, tearfully rubbing his nose and eyes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    XD

    That had me laughing for a good 2 minutes straight.
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  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    What in the....!?
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  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    that was well done, thanks for the link <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She did not find this a particularly virile statement, and it didn't help when I added, "We also might need some new wallpaper." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Pure genious.
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    Yep, I visit ZUG often. Be sure to check out all their other pranks, like the credit card prank.
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    <a href='http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/012304_viagra04.gif' target='_blank'>That poor grapefruit.</a>
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  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    "Virility For Men" - Herbal Supplement
    He ate the entire bottle (60 tablets)
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It is worth noting that my wife was away at work, so if I were to become uncontrollably virile, I would have to find a neighborhood dog ... like the guy pictured on the label.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <img src='http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/091302_virility5.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Do I have a funny pet story? Do I ever!

    My family has owned a llama farm in upstate Vermont for the last fifty years or so. Now, when I was a kid, one of my uncles had some money to invest in the stock market, but he didn't know which stocks to pick. I can't remember how it started (I'll ask my mother if you're interested), but Uncle Chester somehow got one of our llamas, Clyde, to pick the stocks for him. He would write the names of several companies on feed pails, and the one that Clyde would eat from first was the one he would invest in.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Well <a href='http://www.zug.com/pranks/outgoing/llama.html' target='_blank'>this one</a> had me in an uproar... Honestly I don't know what to say except this guy can be cruel when he wants to.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>One day some drunken hunters stumbled onto our property and ended up accidentally shooting Clyde, <i>thinking he was a bear. </i></b>It was very sad. I remember cradling Clyde's furry head in my hands, watching the blood drain out of him, praying that he would be all right. After he died, Uncle Chester tried repeating the same thing with other llamas, but they didn't seem to have the magic touch. My uncle ended up losing most of his money, and he eventually killed himself.

    So that part isn't very funny, but the rest of it is! I hope you can use it in your book!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Oh, this is good stuff <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I don't know which of the products I consumed over the last few days did this to me (one reader said that aloe vera is a powerful laxative, so maybe it was the shampoo), but I spent an awful long time on the bowl last night. And I don't mean the cereal bowl, though at one point I was looking for additional vessels in case the toilet overflowed. Thank God I have that lavender bathroom cleaner.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    xD
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  • FireStormFireStorm Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7390Members
    is this guy still alive? ^^
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-FireStorm+Jun 16 2004, 07:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (FireStorm @ Jun 16 2004, 07:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> is this guy still alive? ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I congratulate him if he is. Or... at least... I congratulate his gastrointestinal system.
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  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The gastrointestinal effects of the experiment, however, were most unfortunate. I used the restroom later in the day and was shocked to find my urine radioactive yellow. I mean, I could have assembled a nuclear weapon out of my pee. That was not nearly as disturbing, however, as the intense GroganLoad™ I experienced several hours later. My wife came home from work to find me locked in the bathroom, groaning.

    "Are you OK?" she asked.

    "Honey," I said, "I think we may need to dynamite the toilet bowl."

    She did not find this a particularly virile statement, and it didn't help when I added, "We also might need some new wallpaper."

    When I emerged from the bathroom an hour later, my eyebrows partially singed, I knew from the look on her face that I would not be enjoying any virile activities for some time<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    cant stop laughing ^_^
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I've never felt sorry for cats, until I ate a can of this ****. Somewhere into my fifth or sixth bite, my wife, who was taking pictures, said, "Spit it out if you want; don't feel obligated to swallow." Then she added, "I've heard that once or twice before," which caused me to snort some cat food up my nose.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    weee, sexual innuendo <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <a href='http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/' target='_blank'>http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/</a> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I did perform oral on a neighborhood dog, but that was totally unrelated.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    .....
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