Warning Labels
<div class="IPBDescription">Bizzarre, Funny, Stupid, downright pwn</div> I kind of got inspired after seeing the attached image. It has to be the singularly BEST warning I have ever seen. And no, it's not photoshop since the warning appeared on Rove Lives "What The...?" recently (and they never lie! It's all true!).
Anyway, to make a topic out of this, what is the best, or most bizzare, or funniest, or stupidest, or downright pwnage warning label that you have ever seen and why?
The one attached below is absolutely awesome because it works on so many levels. The guy that wrote it must have been bored out of his brain, or knew that almost nobody would actually READ the warning printed there. That and the more I read it the more I find it funny on so many levels.
There was also the time I found a warning not to use a hair dryer in the shower, and that toilet paper was "not to be consumed" =\
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It helps if I attach the image too now doesnt it?
Anyway, to make a topic out of this, what is the best, or most bizzare, or funniest, or stupidest, or downright pwnage warning label that you have ever seen and why?
The one attached below is absolutely awesome because it works on so many levels. The guy that wrote it must have been bored out of his brain, or knew that almost nobody would actually READ the warning printed there. That and the more I read it the more I find it funny on so many levels.
There was also the time I found a warning not to use a hair dryer in the shower, and that toilet paper was "not to be consumed" =\
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It helps if I attach the image too now doesnt it?
Comments
For the non-French-speaking, the last two lines are:
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him."
Translate plz? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Do not decompose
Thx coil, that is so awesome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
For the non-French-speaking, the last two lines are:
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Haha, that's great. Same scenario as I mentioned in my first post, I'd bet <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Please tell me that's a photoshop...
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->To wash has the hand has l'eau tiede soft soap etendre for secher not to chlorinate not secher does not have the machine not to pass by again we are desoles that our president is an idiot we do not n'avons vote for him<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
gooder translation
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hand wash
Don't bleach
Don't machine wash
We're sorry our president is a f***tard, we never voted for him<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Am I right? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[edit] Oh cmon, I do that and THEN you post a translation? Blarg! [/edit]
r00fles
Please tell me that's a photoshop... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's real:
<a href='http://www.tombihn.com/page/001/PROD/TB1112' target='_blank'>http://www.tombihn.com/page/001/PROD/TB1112</a>
<img src='http://nenya.ms.mff.cuni.cz/~prochazk/FKC/FKC_good_small.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://engrish.com/image/engrish/dangerengrish.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Hundreds more like this one <a href='http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?pageNum_categoryindex=0&totalRows_categoryindex=154&category=Signs/Posters' target='_blank'>here</a>
<img src='http://personal.inet.fi/private/scinet/human_speed_bump.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<span style='color:white'>Couldn't find the warning label on the pic...</span>
Though they won't accept such stupid attempts anymore becouse ppl are nearly ready to kill themselves to get in this stupid book.
Please tell me that's a photoshop... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's real:
<a href='http://www.tombihn.com/page/001/PROD/TB1112' target='_blank'>http://www.tombihn.com/page/001/PROD/TB1112</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
but.. <a href='http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/tombihn.asp' target='_blank'>is it true in the way you think?</a>
For the non-French-speaking, the last two lines are:
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Interestingly, according to snopes the company officially said that the employrees were talking about the COMPANY president, and in France many think it is talking about Chirac.
Edit: grah thats what I get for forgetting to read yonder second page. I have now officially joined the posters who dont read club.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Be nice.</span>
What I meant by welcome to the club is that he, like I, had obviously not read the entire topic. Thus he joins me in the people who post without reading the topic club.