Things That Annoy Me
<div class="IPBDescription">And you!</div> What gets on your nerves? pisses you off? gets you your ****? does your head in?
I was thinking about this recently and thought of a few things that really got on my nerves! but it's interesting to know what gets on other peoples nerves as well.
The main things that are annoying me at the moment are.
1:
Whenever your trying to do something quickly cos you wanna say, go on a tea break or finish work early the universe decides to made things difficult by snagging things or doing anything to make whatever the **** it is your doing just to take that little bit longer!!!! just to annoy you!
2:
Illegal Immagrants. These useless **** **** the **** off me big time for 2 reasons. One cos nobody wants them here cos they only wanna sponge off our wealfare/NHS system and two cos stupid **** like david blunket (our home secretary) cannot see that they (he's blind funnily enough) are exploiting us in this way.
3:
Pidgeons. These flying rats with wings need too be wiped off the face of the Earth cos they are nothing but flying **** bags that spread disease. They may amuse the people of northern England for racing purposes but that's no excuse imo.
4:
Useless officials in sports like football (not the american kind) that buckle to the home crowd not only in international games but in domestic games as well by giving crucial decisions to the home team.
5:
People on the continent that seem to think that diving and play acting is part of football when it isn't. If I was a ref I would fine the likes of Rivaldo £1,000,000 and ban him for 20 international matches for what he did againsnt Turkey in the last world cup. For those who don't know, he got a turkish player sent off when he fell over after a turkish player passed the ball to him so he could take a corner. The ball hit Rovaldo's leg and rolled up his body after the turkish player kicked it gentlity to him, he fell on the floor clutching his face like a little girl and got the bloke sent off. Examples like this happen far to offten and serve to make football less that what it should be.
6:
British weather. Nuff said.
7: Hose pipe bans. We get so much rain in his country it's daft. Yet if we get about a month of no rain in the summer the water authorities slap a hose pipe ban on the country to save water stocks. They even put up planes to see is people have hose pipes in use in their gardens.......
<span style='color:red'>Edited for clarity and to remove offensive comments. -Talesin</span>
I was thinking about this recently and thought of a few things that really got on my nerves! but it's interesting to know what gets on other peoples nerves as well.
The main things that are annoying me at the moment are.
1:
Whenever your trying to do something quickly cos you wanna say, go on a tea break or finish work early the universe decides to made things difficult by snagging things or doing anything to make whatever the **** it is your doing just to take that little bit longer!!!! just to annoy you!
2:
Illegal Immagrants. These useless **** **** the **** off me big time for 2 reasons. One cos nobody wants them here cos they only wanna sponge off our wealfare/NHS system and two cos stupid **** like david blunket (our home secretary) cannot see that they (he's blind funnily enough) are exploiting us in this way.
3:
Pidgeons. These flying rats with wings need too be wiped off the face of the Earth cos they are nothing but flying **** bags that spread disease. They may amuse the people of northern England for racing purposes but that's no excuse imo.
4:
Useless officials in sports like football (not the american kind) that buckle to the home crowd not only in international games but in domestic games as well by giving crucial decisions to the home team.
5:
People on the continent that seem to think that diving and play acting is part of football when it isn't. If I was a ref I would fine the likes of Rivaldo £1,000,000 and ban him for 20 international matches for what he did againsnt Turkey in the last world cup. For those who don't know, he got a turkish player sent off when he fell over after a turkish player passed the ball to him so he could take a corner. The ball hit Rovaldo's leg and rolled up his body after the turkish player kicked it gentlity to him, he fell on the floor clutching his face like a little girl and got the bloke sent off. Examples like this happen far to offten and serve to make football less that what it should be.
6:
British weather. Nuff said.
7: Hose pipe bans. We get so much rain in his country it's daft. Yet if we get about a month of no rain in the summer the water authorities slap a hose pipe ban on the country to save water stocks. They even put up planes to see is people have hose pipes in use in their gardens.......
<span style='color:red'>Edited for clarity and to remove offensive comments. -Talesin</span>
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Illegal Immagrants. These useless bastards **** the **** off me big time for 2 reasons. One cos nobody wants them here cos they only wanna sponge off our wealfare/NHS system and two cos stupid **** like david blunket (our home secretary) cannot see that they (he's blind funnily enough) are exploiting us in this way.
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OR STEAL THE JOBS THAT US AMERICANS DONT WANT. DOWN WITH IMMAGRANTS. i mean come on illegal immagrants are good and bad.
1) the fact that the United States, while a cool country and all, was indeed founded by a bunch of prudes, and we're far too uptight and politically correct as a society about EVERYTHING.
Illegal Immagrants. These useless bastards **** the **** off me big time for 2 reasons. One cos nobody wants them here cos they only wanna sponge off our wealfare/NHS system and two cos stupid **** like david blunket (our home secretary) cannot see that they (he's blind funnily enough) are exploiting us in this way.
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OR STEAL THE JOBS THAT US AMERICANS DONT WANT. DOWN WITH IMMAGRANTS. i mean come on illegal immagrants are good and bad. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
None likes a freeloader tho.... besides I'm talkin about the UK not the USA
Agreed, I once managed to kick a pidgeon that dared get too close(if I had tried to kick it hard it would have had time to get away, sadly...)
Also, patroitism/nationalism annoys me more than anything. A single human is often smart and resourcefull, a group of them like a herd of dumb sheep.
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Well put, unless you're dyslexic or something it doesn't make any sense to use all upper case or capitalizing the first letter in each word or "phonetic contractions".
I find scientologists pretty annoying too, mostly because their "faith" is completely arbitrary junk made up by a former science fiction writer who has one many occassions said things to the effect of 'You don't get rich writing science
fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.' and their continual and legal and otherwise abuse of members who try to leave this cult.
It isn't funny, it's just sad.
Whenever your trying to do something quickly cos you wanna say, go on a tea break or finish work early the universe decides to made things difficult by snagging things or doing anything to make whatever the **** it is your doing just to take that little bit longer!!!! just to annoy you! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Happened to me tonight.
I was on a 4-9 shift on a register at the grocery store right near my house. So, 8:55 rolls around, I'm happy thinking I'm out in 5 minutes. I'm the <i>only</i> one on a register, cause most of the time we don't have many customers past 8:30ish. Not tonight though, every moron in my town figured they'd make a latenight outing to the store and buy $200 worth of groceries... and ask to have it bagged double paper... in plastic... not too heavy now.
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har har
wanna slap?
pld V-MAN
Especially when going to the doctor <b>isn't and cannot</b> be an option, and you have to manually remove it.
And it's pierced 5mm down your big toe. And pretty much deal with all the pus coming out of it when you're half done....
Hey sounds kinda like what I'm going through...wait, I <b>am</b> going through that.
Well, that, and whiners. Next thing you know, you'd wish you had a sledgehammer with you.
I'd like to through in one more, but I doubt you people would like what it is.
*hugs*
What I hate: When people cry like "OMG I want to have summer and hot temperatures!", but then, when these temperatures appear, they go like "Oh noes, teh sweat is killing me! I want it to be cooler!" ---> lolz
And people who think they're tough, but only think it when they're with a gang of 5 or so of their friends. And even then they only think it because they have big brothers with bigger gangs. That just makes me want to split heads on my knee, quite literally.
I failed to mention one more....living in a country where epidemics spread year after year.
Last year, we had SARS. Now, we have Japanese Encephalitis. Yay Hong Kong for being "hygienic"
Stupid commercials <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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i appoligize for any mangled spelling
And people who think they're tough, but only think it when they're with a gang of 5 or so of their friends. And even then they only think it because they have big brothers with bigger gangs. That just makes me want to split heads on my knee, quite literally. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Join a gang and beat them up. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Close minded people annoy me. People in general need to loosen up.
O "Xtreme" Advertising.
O Mentally disabled catch-phrases/sayings.
O "Gangsta'" mentality. This also includes hip-hop.
O People who don't find ANYTHING funny at ANY TIME.
O Mainstream (usually).
O <b><i><u>Censorship.</u></i></b>
Other then that people that beg for server sponsorship, bitching and whining about how they're kids, and when they ask their parents they say no, and etc...
What the hell? You complain about getting too much rain, yet you can go for up to a <i>month</i> with no rain?! British people who complain about rain annoy me.
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har har
wanna slap?
pld V-MAN <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No?
o People with shite senses of humour. Some people just don't get it (or get it at the wrong time with the most annoying laugh ever). Too bad guns aren't allowed in the cinemas.
o Annoying people.
o People that just don't get it. It ends up being a complete waste of time.
o People who impose their opinions onto others.
-People whom I work with that stay out partying until 6am and constantly whine about being tired when starting work at 7am.
-Fish that steal your bait. Yesterday I was out fishing for about 7 hours with my friend and, I would put the maggot on the hook and cast the rod and let it sit in the water for some time. Maybe I would launch some more in around that general area to attract more fish. Then I would bring it back in to re cast it somewhere else only to find that the tiny fish have been nibbling away at the bait. They are so small sometimes that the float doesn't even move so you can't tell the bait is gone till you pull it out.
-Having to manually fix the gamma in NS everytime that I go to the console.
Really hard tests.
Like, super hard.
fat women but not all fat women, just the ones that insist on wearing tight clothes cos the think they arn't fat.
There was quite a few out last night, they can be well annoying cos they walk into you and spill your drink then look at you as if it's your fault <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--> They need whiskers or something so they can tell if they can fit through a gap b4 trying it.
O Darkflame
O l337 Sp34k
O milkshape
O 3dsmax
O uvw mapping
O Darkflame
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I'm trying to read a thread and I keep getting distracted by this animated damn smiley cutting himself. Curse you!
People who say "You don't know anything because you're only fifteen years old." Especially when I know more than they do on the subject, and I'm wiser than they are.
2.) Canada hating. Honestly, what the hell is wrong with Canada? I've been there, and beside the somewhat "stuck-up" French-Canadians, it's a great country, better than America in some aspects. Why is it that people constantly bash the country?
3.) People setting fireworks off 2 weeks before the 4th. Can you not wait 2 weeks, or at least 12 days to set your fireworks off? And when you do set them off, can you at least do it at a reasonable time, not at 4 in the morning?
4.) "Patriotism". There are far too many people out there that call them selves patriots and flag wave constantly. While that's not bad on its own, the fact that many of them call ANYONE that questions the current presidency an "America-basher" really annoys me.
5.) Prudes. I'm not sure about you guys, but last time I checked the **** and the breasts were part of the human body, something that a normal human will see EVERYDAY. Why do we feel the need to censor them out on television? If they are used in a sexual way, then I don't mind censoring, but honestly, why blur out something we see everyday?
6.) Ignorance. I'm guilty of it myself, but I'm talking about the ignorance that plauges the American school systems these days. There are really kids that are seniors in high school that can't find Canada or Mexico on a map or don't know what continent the Andes are on, but know a bunch of pointless facts about American history because our school systems feel it's more important to learn about that stuff than about real world issues and politics that are happening today.