The Euphemism Generator

OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Wow...</div> <a href='http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism' target='_blank'>http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism</a>

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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She checked the coast was clear before

    <b>spewing forth the guy.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Mine just makes me sad. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Of course, back in my day we called it
    shaking hands with the invisible banana.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Together, they fight crime! Oh wait...
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  • CobyCoby Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8210Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    The last time I had this much fun, I was
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>torching the sausage.
    </span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    [edit] Whoa:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As kids say, she was
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>tidying up the meat.
    </span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Mommy? Where's mommy?
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Man thats alot of innuendo.
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
    tidying up the porcelain turtle.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ...

    <b>edit</b> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As the kids say, she was
    landing the cowboy.

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    even more ...!
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    WTH?

    He normally shut his eyes while
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>
    corrupting the buttery technicolor basket.</span>
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  • Vahn_PaktuVahn_Paktu Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1666Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hey! Who's been

    sleeving the nether goddess?!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This is not an appropriate place for

    surfing the eel.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Shut the door! I'm

    flicking the technicolor weasel!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ...Funny stuff

    EDIT I couldn't resist.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As the kids say, she was

    unleashing the wet salty groceries.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    Will you stop hot-gluing the nether groceries?
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
    entering the sausage. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ThePhilipsThePhilips Join Date: 2002-09-09 Member: 1302Members
    They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them

    spraypainting the begonias.
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  • usernameusername Join Date: 2004-06-22 Member: 29473Members
    first one i got:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
    lubing the sweaty trouser tractor.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    haha
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, <b>shaking hands with the watermelon</b>.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Good <i>Lord</i>.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Unbeknownst to me, they were all
    greasing up the one-eyed smurf.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • HibameHibame Join Date: 2003-11-16 Member: 22974Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You should have seen your face! You looked like you were

    huffing the poetic bunny.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ......
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him

    hot gluing the dolphin.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Every morning, he woke up <b>washing the orange brass bandit.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wow! If innuendo was water, we'd all be making our offerings to Poseidon by now.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
    munching the lucky pork goodness.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Instead, she spent the night alone,
    pleasing the lucky groceries.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
    harvesting the tiny immigrant.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
    initiating the wee porcelain wombat.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    i feel violated


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
    inspecting the buttery one-eyed dungeon.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    eeer

    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> He was so drunk, he was literally
    poking the sausage.</span>

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    sorry for dbl post but

    <b><u><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'> The last time I saw him, he was
    cramming the stiff midget.</span></span></u></b>

    OH MY GOD
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You can't expect me to believe you were only

    <b>exploring the mushroom.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    ...mine works on<b> 2</b> levels!
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    lmao <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is not an appropriate place for
    pleasing the Buddha.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I hate to say it, but it's <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=34461&hl=euphemism' target='_blank'>been posted before.</a>
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dragon_Mech+Jul 12 2004, 08:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Jul 12 2004, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hate to say it, but it's <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=34461&hl=euphemism' target='_blank'>been posted before.</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>BAH.</b> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...lubing the red four-legged pony?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    My head asplode.
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    implodes
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->He was so drunk, he was literally

    beating the poetic snowman.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I couldn't believe my best friend was actually

    refinishing the hot midget.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Unbeknownst to me, they were all

    licking the snake.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->He was so drunk, he was literally

    squirreling away the ham watermelon.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Unbeknownst to me, they were all

    retrieving the wife's kielbasa.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->



    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Instead, she spent the night alone,

    steaming the pink stick.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    LOL!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As the kids say, she was

    greasing up the salty headlight.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience

    plowing the best friend.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ah, too good. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
    steaming the sly brass butter.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him

    meeting the short buttery immigrant.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ja, WTH.
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  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    Oh, god...

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,

    <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>blowing the robot.</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Seems to be alot of sexual euphemisms being generated...
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

    tucking into the Polish buttery pooch.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Oh. My. Wow....
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