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Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7832Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">omg...win</div> Welp.
Today was actually pretty well.
I had one other security guard with me who is higher up than me. (Actually rides in a cop car). We also had workers that stayed until 3am so they kept us busy for a while. We tagged some people, he checked some abandon buildings. We kept each other busy and free from complete boredom.
Anyways, once everybody left. 3am.
The last 4 vehicles left and my buddy (Jared) went to the gate to let them out. While he was doing that, I decided to check up on the cars i'm supposed to watch. I check the Lexus', BMWs and Jaguars. Then I noticed a window was down on one of them. This was highly parculliar *spelling* to me. I stop, turn on my high beams and E.blinkers. I check out the car and notice nothing wrong.
As I was on foot, I decided to check the other cars. I noticed that they all had their windows down. I go down a whole line of like 30'ish cars and I see they all have their window down...and the best part is....the keys are in them.
Jared eventually catches up to me and I tell him the news. He's in shock and as for me. I do my evil giddy school girl laugh >:].
I asked him if he would care if I drove some of them. He said no, go right ahead.
Sooooo:
Car #1) Lexus - Nice interior, accessable, dvd stuff and on star kind of mapping.
Please remember that I am on an air field*. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I haul this baby down the road, I reach 100mph, I bring her back, make a hard turn to slide and I park it.
Car #2) Jaguar X8 - Same as Lexus, all luxury and blah blah blah.
I start it up, race it down the road...90mph...I being highly disappointed, park it back.
Now for the coup de gra
Car #3) BM f'ing W - An instant +15 to Pimpage. I loved this car. Only drawback was the hard turning, but it could probably be changed like on my Lincoln.
My friend is leaving so I hop in the BMW and catch up to him. We talk for a bit at the maingate and I decided I wanted to leave about an hour or two earlier. So I speed back to my car, but before I park it. I make a run down the airfield... TOP SPEED 140MPH!!! Holy chet it's a rocket. I loved this thing.
Then I parked it, got in my car and sped out. I get home at 4:18 (20'ish minutes to get home). Now at 4:34/:35 I post this. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I have found a new thing to do to keep me busy at work for several hours. lol
Life has just became greater!
(btw, these cars I watch are the ones that will be shown on tv later, I guard cars for the future! lol). So I drive 'em before you see 'em.
*Furthest I go on the airfield is 1/2 the runway btw*
-Travis
Your happ"ier" security loss prevention guard! <!--emo&::tsa::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tsa.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tsa.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Today was actually pretty well.
I had one other security guard with me who is higher up than me. (Actually rides in a cop car). We also had workers that stayed until 3am so they kept us busy for a while. We tagged some people, he checked some abandon buildings. We kept each other busy and free from complete boredom.
Anyways, once everybody left. 3am.
The last 4 vehicles left and my buddy (Jared) went to the gate to let them out. While he was doing that, I decided to check up on the cars i'm supposed to watch. I check the Lexus', BMWs and Jaguars. Then I noticed a window was down on one of them. This was highly parculliar *spelling* to me. I stop, turn on my high beams and E.blinkers. I check out the car and notice nothing wrong.
As I was on foot, I decided to check the other cars. I noticed that they all had their windows down. I go down a whole line of like 30'ish cars and I see they all have their window down...and the best part is....the keys are in them.
Jared eventually catches up to me and I tell him the news. He's in shock and as for me. I do my evil giddy school girl laugh >:].
I asked him if he would care if I drove some of them. He said no, go right ahead.
Sooooo:
Car #1) Lexus - Nice interior, accessable, dvd stuff and on star kind of mapping.
Please remember that I am on an air field*. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I haul this baby down the road, I reach 100mph, I bring her back, make a hard turn to slide and I park it.
Car #2) Jaguar X8 - Same as Lexus, all luxury and blah blah blah.
I start it up, race it down the road...90mph...I being highly disappointed, park it back.
Now for the coup de gra
Car #3) BM f'ing W - An instant +15 to Pimpage. I loved this car. Only drawback was the hard turning, but it could probably be changed like on my Lincoln.
My friend is leaving so I hop in the BMW and catch up to him. We talk for a bit at the maingate and I decided I wanted to leave about an hour or two earlier. So I speed back to my car, but before I park it. I make a run down the airfield... TOP SPEED 140MPH!!! Holy chet it's a rocket. I loved this thing.
Then I parked it, got in my car and sped out. I get home at 4:18 (20'ish minutes to get home). Now at 4:34/:35 I post this. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I have found a new thing to do to keep me busy at work for several hours. lol
Life has just became greater!
(btw, these cars I watch are the ones that will be shown on tv later, I guard cars for the future! lol). So I drive 'em before you see 'em.
*Furthest I go on the airfield is 1/2 the runway btw*
-Travis
Your happ"ier" security loss prevention guard! <!--emo&::tsa::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tsa.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tsa.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Incidentally, you could quite easily be prosecuted for that I suspect, as fun as it is. Just giving up a heads-up.
- Shockeh
Man, this BMW would put a <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif' /><!--endemo--> to shame
Even though we are, I try to refrain from doing something stupider. lol..like spinning around and etc.
sigh..nothing like near drop poverty. How I can afford a computer and internet? HAHAHA campus dorm....woot.
jk
im not that poor, although I did grow up being a passenger in one.
Probably my next purchase, assuming the Mark V hasn't lowered in price enough by then. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
5 litre engine.
500 BHP
Or a Jaguar XJ220
Or an Aston Martin DB9
I remember I once read about a couple of airport workers who overturned a vehicle. They were driving a <b>jeep</b> on a <b>dry, bright day</b> on the <b>runway</b>.
Have fun though! Just be careful not to scratch them.
*evil grin*
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I seriously wanna be a security guard now. That would so kick **** with this.
Grats, and you better become a race driver after a year of this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Last night when I was there doing my walk-arounds. I found a bottle of vodka in one of the staff trailors. All I have to say is that Sprite + Vodka is actually good. lmao <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Eat your heart out TSA. lol =x
Gimme a break hehe.
5 litre engine.
500 BHP
Or a Jaguar XJ220
Or an Aston Martin DB9 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes yes. I was picking something the average human could buy.
Golf GTi - Viable.
DB9 - Not.
And incidentally, that Beamer will waste a lot of power, which you could achieve similar speeds with a much lighter frame.
5 litre engine.
500 BHP
Or a Jaguar XJ220
Or an Aston Martin DB9 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes yes. I was picking something the average human could buy.
Golf GTi - Viable.
DB9 - Not.
And incidentally, that Beamer will waste a lot of power, which you could achieve similar speeds with a much lighter frame. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well you can always hope
[EDIT:]A DB9 is actually relatively cheap compared to other fast cars, its only(only?) £103,000, and i think a 360 Modena would set you back about £160,000