Dumb Posting In 5 Easy Steps
You've got a gripe. You've got less english comprehension than most any non-native speaker, you can't spell to save your life nor reason your way out of a wet paper bag (who happens to be holding the same oppinion as you). None the less, you feel we care about your emotionally fueled gripe and want to spend time reading about what you obviously didn't spend time thinking about (if you did, my condolscences). So take this form, and fill it out in true multiple choice, so-idiot-proof-even-the-american-education-system-does-it fashion.
Title :
[]What is wrong with [Insert mod/Weapon/Item]?
[]Why [Vets/Newbies/Devs/PTs/Admins] are mean
[]It used to be better
[]Where did we go wrong?
[]Why am I making this dumb post?
[]I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
[]Confessions of a 29 year old virgin (This ones for cam0)
I have never :
[]Given this matter any thought, but think you should care
[]Been part of or contributed to any long-term group effort, but I know your devteam sucks because...
[]Developed software, coded serious applications or even made coffee for someone who did.
[]Passed english 101
[]Conversed with a human being without using the phrase "WAH!"
[]Considered I might be annoying the living bejesus out of people
[]Seen, touched or smelled a titty. Even my mom said I was too creepy to be breast-fed.
I demand :
[]That you nerf the [X] and boost the [Y] because I've gone out of my way to provided absolutely no argument supporting either
[]That players be discouraged from playing more according to their skill level, because that will make me feel better about myself.
[]Flayra gets his [B] out of his [A] because I say so.
[]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
[]Destructive blanket nerfs/blocks be implemented because I lack understanding of anything specific or advanced in this game.
[]Item X be reverted to its old status. My main argument is that "Everyone says the old way was better", even though in fact the majority of vocal posters say the opposite.
[]A fork stuck in SaltzBads eye ASAP.
[]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
[]A win button be implemented immediately.
In conclusion :
[]I will quit if you don't do so.
[]I will quit just to more dramatically make my point.
[]I love all of you here in the Suggestions & Ideas forum.
[]I will quit because the game sucks.
[]I will quit because noone pays attention to me otherwise.
[]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
[]Nobody is more genius than me, look at all the great points I made
[]I'm the bestest ever
[]That golden snow is really tasty
[]Charlie Cleveland needs to make me a sandwhich, presto. Err, pronto.
Enjoy. And don't forget to recommend this form to all your moron friends.
Title :
[]What is wrong with [Insert mod/Weapon/Item]?
[]Why [Vets/Newbies/Devs/PTs/Admins] are mean
[]It used to be better
[]Where did we go wrong?
[]Why am I making this dumb post?
[]I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
[]Confessions of a 29 year old virgin (This ones for cam0)
I have never :
[]Given this matter any thought, but think you should care
[]Been part of or contributed to any long-term group effort, but I know your devteam sucks because...
[]Developed software, coded serious applications or even made coffee for someone who did.
[]Passed english 101
[]Conversed with a human being without using the phrase "WAH!"
[]Considered I might be annoying the living bejesus out of people
[]Seen, touched or smelled a titty. Even my mom said I was too creepy to be breast-fed.
I demand :
[]That you nerf the [X] and boost the [Y] because I've gone out of my way to provided absolutely no argument supporting either
[]That players be discouraged from playing more according to their skill level, because that will make me feel better about myself.
[]Flayra gets his [B] out of his [A] because I say so.
[]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
[]Destructive blanket nerfs/blocks be implemented because I lack understanding of anything specific or advanced in this game.
[]Item X be reverted to its old status. My main argument is that "Everyone says the old way was better", even though in fact the majority of vocal posters say the opposite.
[]A fork stuck in SaltzBads eye ASAP.
[]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
[]A win button be implemented immediately.
In conclusion :
[]I will quit if you don't do so.
[]I will quit just to more dramatically make my point.
[]I love all of you here in the Suggestions & Ideas forum.
[]I will quit because the game sucks.
[]I will quit because noone pays attention to me otherwise.
[]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
[]Nobody is more genius than me, look at all the great points I made
[]I'm the bestest ever
[]That golden snow is really tasty
[]Charlie Cleveland needs to make me a sandwhich, presto. Err, pronto.
Enjoy. And don't forget to recommend this form to all your moron friends.
Comments
[x]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
lol i remember that
I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
<i>I have never:</i> Given this matter any thought, but think you should care.
<i>I demand :</i> Destructive blanket nerfs/blocks be implemented because I lack understanding of anything specific or advanced in this game.
<i>In conclusion </i>I love all of you here in the Suggestions & Ideas forum.
[]What is wrong with [Insert mod/Weapon/Item]?
[X]Why [Vets/Newbies/Devs/PTs/Admins] are mean
[]It used to be better
[]Where did we go wrong?
[]Why am I making this dumb post?
[]I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
[]Confessions of a 29 year old virgin (This ones for cam0)
I have never :
[X]Given this matter any thought, but think you should care
[]Been part of or contributed to any long-term group effort, but I know your devteam sucks because...
[]Developed software, coded serious applications or even made coffee for someone who did.
[]Passed english 101
[]Conversed with a human being without using the phrase "WAH!"
[]Considered I might be annoying the living bejesus out of people
[]Seen, touched or smelled a titty. Even my mom said I was too creepy to be breast-fed.
I demand :
[]That you nerf the [X] and boost the [Y] because I've gone out of my way to provided absolutely no argument supporting either
[]That players be discouraged from playing more according to their skill level, because that will make me feel better about myself.
[]Flayra gets his [B] out of his [A] because I say so.
[]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
[X]Destructive blanket nerfs/blocks be implemented because I lack understanding of anything specific or advanced in this game.
[]Item X be reverted to its old status. My main argument is that "Everyone says the old way was better", even though in fact the majority of vocal posters say the opposite.
[]A fork stuck in SaltzBads eye ASAP.
[]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
[]A win button be implemented immediately.
In conclusion :
[]I will quit if you don't do so.
[]I will quit just to more dramatically make my point.
[]I love all of you here in the Suggestions & Ideas forum.
[X]I will quit because the game sucks.
[]I will quit because noone pays attention to me otherwise.
[]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
[]Nobody is more genius than me, look at all the great points I made
[]I'm the bestest ever
[]That golden snow is really tasty
[]Charlie Cleveland needs to make me a sandwhich, presto. Err, pronto.
[]What is wrong with [Insert mod/Weapon/Item]?
[]Why [Vets/Newbies/Devs/PTs/Admins] are mean
[]It used to be better
[X]Where did we go wrong?
[]Why am I making this dumb post?
[]I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
[]Confessions of a 29 year old virgin (This ones for cam0)
I have never :
[]Given this matter any thought, but think you should care
[]Been part of or contributed to any long-term group effort, but I know your devteam sucks because...
[]Developed software, coded serious applications or even made coffee for someone who did.
[]Passed english 101
[]Conversed with a human being without using the phrase "WAH!"
[]Considered I might be annoying the living bejesus out of people
[]Seen, touched or smelled a titty. Even my mom said I was too creepy to be breast-fed.
I demand :
[]That you nerf the [X] and boost the [Y] because I've gone out of my way to provided absolutely no argument supporting either
[]That players be discouraged from playing more according to their skill level, because that will make me feel better about myself.
[]Flayra gets his [B] out of his [A] because I say so.
[]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
[]Destructive blanket nerfs/blocks be implemented because I lack understanding of anything specific or advanced in this game.
[]Item X be reverted to its old status. My main argument is that "Everyone says the old way was better", even though in fact the majority of vocal posters say the opposite.
[X]A fork stuck in SaltzBads eye ASAP.
[]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
[]A win button be implemented immediately.
In conclusion :
[]I will quit if you don't do so.
[]I will quit just to more dramatically make my point.
[]I love all of you here in the Suggestions & Ideas forum.
[]I will quit because the game sucks.
[]I will quit because noone pays attention to me otherwise.
[]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
[]Nobody is more genius than me, look at all the great points I made
[X]I'm the bestest ever
[]That golden snow is really tasty
[X]Charlie Cleveland needs to make me a sandwhich, presto. Err, pronto.
[x]It used to be better
I have never :
[x]Passed english 101
I demand :
[x]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
In conclusion :
[x]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
Mwahaha. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Kinda acerbic there saltz. But yes, what bob said, because bob is always right.
Although I tend to lean towards cinderblocks, because if they are good enough to put my car up on (if I had a car, and if said care was in some sort of post-apocalyptic pseudo "Escape From New York" type environs complete with a very poor imitator of Snake, who would be, let's face it, any of us geeks, except here in canada we'd be toting large huntin' rifles instead of sub machine guns, well, then it'd be "Escape from Ottawa", and really, when is that NOT the case (badumpah!)?); then goldurnit, they are good enough to wake me up. Well, it's either that, or caffeine pills, which are much cheaper and more effective than coffee, and doesn't have attached with it the whole fair trade thing, if it is or it isn't.
ANNNYYHOOO, yes, this is much like waking myself up with a cinderblock, which is to say, blunt and painful. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[x]It used to be better
I have never :
[x]Passed english 101
I demand :
[x]The devteam do SOMETHING. Come on guys, do SOMETHING. Make me happy.
In conclusion :
[x]I will keep wasting your time with my inane rants until I lick a wallsocket
Mwahaha. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
That made me laugh ^_^
You get the cookie!
*hands you a chocolate chipped cookie covered in whipped cream with chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles*
mmmmmmm chocolaty!
[X]Why am I making this dumb post?
I have never :
[X]Been part of or contributed to any long-term group effort, but I know your devteam sucks because...
I demand :
[X]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
In conclusion :
[X]That golden snow is really tasty
Yes, no, REALLY!
[x]I know everything better, you guys better listen to me
I have never :
[x]Developed software, coded serious applications or even made coffee for someone who did.
I demand :
[x]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
In conclusion :
[x]Charlie Cleveland needs to make me a sandwhich, presto. Err, pronto.
<span style='color:white'>Related post nuked.</span>
[x]My suggestion for allowing the Onos to devour a CC be taken seriously
lol i remember that <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOLLERCOASTER!!!
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> -*Gulp!!!
I lack the articulation necessary to create a post like that, but you have effectively summed up my feelings about a lot of the occurences on these boards. You get the TSA seal of approval <!--emo&::tsa::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tsa.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tsa.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yay! Nem brought back the chibimarine! And a title change too <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
[/Offtopic]
With a few modifications this list could fit perfectly in the mapping forum (for all the people who seem to be incapable of using either the search feature, the stickies, or the subforum, or the people who are just plain dumb)
Title:
[ ]I WANNA MAP
[ ]I MADE A MAP
[ ]MAKE ME A MAP
Body:
[ ]{Insert horrible pictures of a box map here}
[ ]I r 2 stoopid to reed stickiez so t3ach me to maake a mapx0r.
[ ]OMG ROLLING ON THE LADDERS YOU R LIKE BRAVEHEART
Conclusion:
[ ]Me speek engrish.
[ ]I r stoopid.
[ ]kthxbye
[]Been posted before
[]Didnt use search button
[]1 minuite concept
[]omgmogmog you stoled me work i quit
[]OLOLOLO © 2004 ME!!!!! NO EDIT
[]Add this that and that other useless thing or it sucks
[]How do i do this
[]How do i do that
[]How?
[]Where can i get ***Locked*** No warez.
[]I lost the pm button
[]I cant read the offical release topic
[]There are subforums? D:
[]Look at my model that has nothing to do with ns what so ever
[]Cool 20ft sword for knife
Oh it goes ON...