You realise we are all eagerly awaiting pictures of your enflamed posterior.
And yes, go to your GP. Figure it out so you save the most amount of money <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Eeeew, I wish I could unread the types and symptoms paragraph <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
this may be usefull however.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The causes of hemorrhoids include genetic predisposition (weak rectal vein walls and/or valves), excessive time (over 1 minute daily) and straining during bowel movements, and chronic bowel straining or pressure due to poor posture or muscle tone. Constipation, bouts of diarrhea, poor bathroom habits (reading on the toilet or multiple cleaning attempts), pregnancy, and fiber-deprived Western diet can all foster the conditions that cause hemorrhoids.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Mullet Posted on Jul 30 2004+ 05:31 AM --></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet Posted on Jul 30 2004 @ 05:31 AM )</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->the ol' rectum.
Soooo. I've never had a hemroid before, and I'm not even sure if you'd classify this as a hemroid but it looks like a blood blister almost<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It was fascinating <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
if it's not major, it'll probably go away pretty quickly if you don't do any more lifting... but if it sticks around, then you should see a doctor of course. I get them once in a while, but never for long. I think they're in my family.
...and now, the story of Bob the Anal Fissure - it made me laugh, it made me cry... I was rolling by the time the doctor said "we're gonna rip you a new one"...
<!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jul 30 2004, 09:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jul 30 2004, 09:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why, why oh why did I click on a topic named "hemroids"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I don't know myself either....but it feels like the word Haemmorrhoids has a nice ring to it....
Haemmorrhoids....actually I don't know if it has an 'a' in it XD
<!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Jul 30 2004, 09:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jul 30 2004, 09:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hahaha. I read Bob the Anal Fissure once before. I read it again and cracked up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Please tell me you didn't mean to make a pun...
<!--QuoteBegin-GrayDuck+Jul 30 2004, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GrayDuck @ Jul 30 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There are several over the counter creams / wipes and such you can get that will A) ease the pain and B) make it go away quicker.
Look for <b>Preperation H</b>.
Good luck. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Just don't mistake it for toothpaste.
This is a bad way to wake up. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm in the same boat as the other people who regret reading this. You'd think after the first line I'd stop but nooo I just kept on truckin. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
So Them's farting thread gets locked, but not this? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> I'm more confused than a midget with high heels.
<!--QuoteBegin-Blobby+Jul 30 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Blobby @ Jul 30 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So Them's farting thread gets locked, but not this? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> I'm more confused than a midget with high heels. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> This is about medical advice...
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And yes, go to your GP. Figure it out so you save the most amount of money <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Eeeew, I wish I could unread the types and symptoms paragraph <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
this may be usefull however.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The causes of hemorrhoids include genetic predisposition (weak rectal vein walls and/or valves), excessive time (over 1 minute daily) and straining during bowel movements, and chronic bowel straining or pressure due to poor posture or muscle tone. Constipation, bouts of diarrhea, poor bathroom habits (reading on the toilet or multiple cleaning attempts), pregnancy, and fiber-deprived Western diet can all foster the conditions that cause hemorrhoids.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
*giggle*
Soooo. I've never had a hemroid before, and I'm not even sure if you'd classify this as a hemroid but it looks like a blood blister almost<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src='http://home.valornet.com/dph/tminfo.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
It was fascinating <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
...and now, the story of Bob the Anal Fissure - it made me laugh, it made me cry... I was rolling by the time the doctor said "we're gonna rip you a new one"...
But yeah, if you're <b>really</b> worried about it, go to a doctor.
I don't know myself either....but it feels like the word Haemmorrhoids has a nice ring to it....
Haemmorrhoids....actually I don't know if it has an 'a' in it XD
Please tell me you didn't mean to make a pun...
Look for <b>Preperation H</b>.
Good luck.
Look for <b>Preperation H</b>.
Good luck. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just don't mistake it for toothpaste.
oh my...
I'm in the same boat as the other people who regret reading this. You'd think after the first line I'd stop but nooo I just kept on truckin. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm more confused than a midget with high heels.
I'm more confused than a midget with high heels. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Eew, farting.
I'm more confused than a midget with high heels. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is about medical advice...