Hemroids....

MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
edited July 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">0_o</div> *sigh*

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  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    See your doctor. There are creams and such out there to help treat hemmarhoids but the doctor will give you some good advice.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    I know far too much about you now.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    You realise we are all eagerly awaiting pictures of your enflamed posterior.

    And yes, go to your GP. Figure it out so you save the most amount of money <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid</a>

    Eeeew, I wish I could unread the types and symptoms paragraph <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    this may be usefull however.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The causes of hemorrhoids include genetic predisposition (weak rectal vein walls and/or valves), excessive time (over 1 minute daily) and straining during bowel movements, and chronic bowel straining or pressure due to poor posture or muscle tone. Constipation, bouts of diarrhea, poor bathroom habits (reading on the toilet or multiple cleaning attempts), pregnancy, and fiber-deprived Western diet can all foster the conditions that cause hemorrhoids.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <a href='http://familydoctor.org/532.xml' target='_blank'>http://familydoctor.org/532.xml</a>

    *giggle*
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    edited July 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet Posted on Jul 30 2004+ 05:31 AM --></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet Posted on Jul 30 2004 @ 05:31 AM )</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->the ol' rectum.

    Soooo. I've never had a hemroid before, and I'm not even sure if you'd classify this as a hemroid but it looks like a blood blister almost<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <img src='http://home.valornet.com/dph/tminfo.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • BogglesteinskyBogglesteinsky Join Date: 2002-12-24 Member: 11488Members
    Is it anything like <a href='http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/analbob2.html' target='_blank'>this</a>?
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Boggles, i just read all of that

    It was fascinating <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    if it's not major, it'll probably go away pretty quickly if you don't do any more lifting... but if it sticks around, then you should see a doctor of course. I get them once in a while, but never for long. I think they're in my family.

    ...and now, the story of Bob the Anal Fissure - it made me laugh, it made me cry... I was rolling by the time the doctor said "we're gonna rip you a new one"...
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Cryosurgery sounds promising XD

    But yeah, if you're <b>really</b> worried about it, go to a doctor.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Why, why oh why did I click on a topic named "hemroids"?
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Jul 30 2004, 09:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Jul 30 2004, 09:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why, why oh why did I click on a topic named "hemroids"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't know myself either....but it feels like the word Haemmorrhoids has a nice ring to it....

    Haemmorrhoids....actually I don't know if it has an 'a' in it XD
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Hahaha. I read Bob the Anal Fissure once before. I read it again and cracked up.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Jul 30 2004, 09:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jul 30 2004, 09:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hahaha. I read Bob the Anal Fissure once before. I read it again and cracked up. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Please tell me you didn't mean to make a pun...
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Haha, no I didn't. I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
  • GrayDuckGrayDuck Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16134Members, Constellation
    There are several over the counter creams / wipes and such you can get that will A) ease the pain and B) make it go away quicker.

    Look for <b>Preperation H</b>.

    Good luck.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-GrayDuck+Jul 30 2004, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GrayDuck @ Jul 30 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There are several over the counter creams / wipes and such you can get that will A) ease the pain and B) make it go away quicker.

    Look for <b>Preperation H</b>.

    Good luck. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just don't mistake it for toothpaste.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    This is a bad way to wake up. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Jul 30 2004, 11:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Jul 30 2004, 11:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just don't mistake it for toothpaste. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh my...

    I'm in the same boat as the other people who regret reading this. You'd think after the first line I'd stop but nooo I just kept on truckin. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    edited July 2004
    Oh yeah...I had a hemhrroid. Preperation H works wonders. Figured I'd give advice instead of laughing at the Anal Fissure story.
  • BlobbyBlobby Join Date: 2004-06-11 Member: 29234Members
    So Them's farting thread gets locked, but not this? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    I'm more confused than a midget with high heels.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Blobby+Jul 30 2004, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Blobby @ Jul 30 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So Them's farting thread gets locked, but not this? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    I'm more confused than a midget with high heels. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eew, farting.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Blobby+Jul 30 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Blobby @ Jul 30 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So Them's farting thread gets locked, but not this? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    I'm more confused than a midget with high heels. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This is about medical advice...
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Someone lock this thread due to immature ****. Thanks.
  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <span style='color:red'>***Locked***</span> due to immature ****. You're welcome.
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