Common Sense
BaconTheory
Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Hard to come by.</div> Everyday for me, for the most part, is uneventfull. Somedays are crappy, some are fantastic. But some days are just plain stupid.
"WTH?!", you say. Well let me explain. Some days when I am going about my daily tasks and minding my own buisness, I encounter someone who has a lack of common sense. It makes me angry and want to kill something (Thank you, videogames <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). These morons may cause me to almost strangle them; I'm sure you've encountered them. Well these people really **** me off and its all related to COMMON SENSE.
I know this story has been told a million times, but I'll say it anyhow. The lady who spilled hot coffe on her lap while driving and sued McDonald's becasue it didn't have a warning that it was hot. WTH. Seriously, who would drive with hot coffe between their legs? And the worst part of this story was that she won.
Here's another common sense story related to McDonald's. The obese people who kept eating Bic Macs and got fat, then sued. Why the hell would you eat so much damn fast food anyhow?! And if you eat THAT much, then don't sue, its your own fault your a fat ****.
One of my personal experiences with the lack of common sense was when I was sitting in class during December. Now keep in mind, my high school's heating system isnt the best (renovations) and the room was a little cold. Well, one of the kids sitting next to me started complaining that it was cold. I said, "Well, you're wearing a t-shirt and its winter time, so I don't think you should complain." The kid gets all mad and says to me, "Shut up, I'm in school ,its not supposed to be cold here!" Right. So what this kid is telling me is that its not his fault hes cold even though its winter and he's wearing a freakin' t-shirt.
My favorite common sense story was about this guy from the midwest who had just recently bought a winnebago motor home. Soon after he bought it, he took a trip to a campground in some mountains. On the way there, he put the motor home into cruise control and decided to walk to the back of the RV and make himself a cup of coffee. Needless to say, the RV ran off the highway and flipped over. The guy sued Winnebago for $1,000,000 and won not only the money but a new motor home. He said his reason for suing was that the instruction manual did not say it would drive itself.
People like this really **** me off. All of those incidents could have been avoided if they had just used some **** common sense.
"WTH?!", you say. Well let me explain. Some days when I am going about my daily tasks and minding my own buisness, I encounter someone who has a lack of common sense. It makes me angry and want to kill something (Thank you, videogames <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). These morons may cause me to almost strangle them; I'm sure you've encountered them. Well these people really **** me off and its all related to COMMON SENSE.
I know this story has been told a million times, but I'll say it anyhow. The lady who spilled hot coffe on her lap while driving and sued McDonald's becasue it didn't have a warning that it was hot. WTH. Seriously, who would drive with hot coffe between their legs? And the worst part of this story was that she won.
Here's another common sense story related to McDonald's. The obese people who kept eating Bic Macs and got fat, then sued. Why the hell would you eat so much damn fast food anyhow?! And if you eat THAT much, then don't sue, its your own fault your a fat ****.
One of my personal experiences with the lack of common sense was when I was sitting in class during December. Now keep in mind, my high school's heating system isnt the best (renovations) and the room was a little cold. Well, one of the kids sitting next to me started complaining that it was cold. I said, "Well, you're wearing a t-shirt and its winter time, so I don't think you should complain." The kid gets all mad and says to me, "Shut up, I'm in school ,its not supposed to be cold here!" Right. So what this kid is telling me is that its not his fault hes cold even though its winter and he's wearing a freakin' t-shirt.
My favorite common sense story was about this guy from the midwest who had just recently bought a winnebago motor home. Soon after he bought it, he took a trip to a campground in some mountains. On the way there, he put the motor home into cruise control and decided to walk to the back of the RV and make himself a cup of coffee. Needless to say, the RV ran off the highway and flipped over. The guy sued Winnebago for $1,000,000 and won not only the money but a new motor home. He said his reason for suing was that the instruction manual did not say it would drive itself.
People like this really **** me off. All of those incidents could have been avoided if they had just used some **** common sense.
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Sounds like this *derogatory term for prostitute* in my class who wears the shortest of miniskirts and a halter top every day. Yes, it goes down to -45 degrees celcius (damn cold). Yes, our math classroom has a 1 foot hole in the wall (its amazing how strong some people's bones are, and how long they can get away with not paying for a hole they put in the wall when they ran into it). Yes, the air in the classroom averages 5 degrees (the hole isn't all the way through, but close). And she STILL wears miniskirts and crap, sleeps with anything that moves, and complains about being cold AND people calling her a *derogatory term for women who sleep around - rhymes with "but"*. A nice example of common sense right there. Hell, she may or may not have slept with her boyfriends older brother - but here's the good bit: he denies it, she insists on it. And then complains now that she has somewhat of a reputation (we place bets on the days she breaks up with her boyfriends, and how many times she will go out with each one. I think I've won about 5 of the break up date bets so far - she goes through at least 1 boyfriend per week, and they never figure it out).
Basically, you're better off looking for a gold nugget the size of cape cod than common sense.
Two words: Anger Management
Really, why should i spend my precious anger on such morons.
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Sounds like this *derogatory term for prostitute* in my class who wears the shortest of miniskirts and a halter top every day. Yes, it goes down to -45 degrees celcius (damn cold). Yes, our math classroom has a 1 foot hole in the wall (its amazing how strong some people's bones are, and how long they can get away with not paying for a hole they put in the wall when they ran into it). Yes, the air in the classroom averages 5 degrees (the hole isn't all the way through, but close). And she STILL wears miniskirts and crap, sleeps with anything that moves, and complains about being cold AND people calling her a *derogatory term for women who sleep around - rhymes with "but"*. A nice example of common sense right there. Hell, she may or may not have slept with her boyfriends older brother - but here's the good bit: he denies it, she insists on it. And then complains now that she has somewhat of a reputation (we place bets on the days she breaks up with her boyfriends, and how many times she will go out with each one. I think I've won about 5 of the break up date bets so far - she goes through at least 1 boyfriend per week, and they never figure it out).
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My school is filled with em, Id say 35% of the girls in the school fit under that word.