Small Flies In My Room

CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
edited August 2004 in Off-Topic
First of all, the obvious. I had a plate from my dinner sitting on my desk for 3-4 days and suddenly now I've got like, 20 little black flies hanging around in my room. I thoughly cleaned my room and took out garbage yesterday (Removed the plate) but they are still here... If someone could tell me what they are and why I'd appreciate it... They are maybe 3 times larger than the period in this sentence.



Edited to add aformentioned period to avoid everyones post containing "LOL WHERES TEH PERIOD"
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Putting a period at the end of that sentence probably would have helped your analogy. But offhand, I would say the flies are most likely demons or government spybots. Either way they sound like good hunting, so just kill em already.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I've killed like 10....I lured them into one spot with a piece of food now I spray them with dusting polish spray stuff. They died pretty fast...tee hee..



    Anyone know what they are?
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Probably just fruit flies.

    Get rid of all the food in your room, thoroughly clean and vacuum, then leave your window open for them to leave. If they don't leave after 2 hours with the window open, close the window, and get a bug zapper... Zap! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I wonder how they got in....
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Spontaneous generation my friend. Maggots come from meat, just as worms come from rain. Havn't you been keeping up with science?
  • whiskey_colawhiskey_cola Join Date: 2004-08-12 Member: 30557Awaiting Authorization
    Fruit flies come into existence about three days after you leave some food out (fruit leftovers being the most effective spawning grounds for the little things) and they are generally a big pain in the bottom. Next to that they're a nice hint towards lack of hygiene.

    Throw out the food, open the windows and they'll be gone in a day <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited August 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Aug 15 2004, 08:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 15 2004, 08:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I wonder how they got in.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They're a bit like relatives: they appear the second you do something wrong. It's something that's beyond our comprehension. Just give it time, and keep your room as tidy as possible until they bog off.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Yeah I scoured my room clean, only 1 is left. I suspect it is their queen as it is larger than her fallen comrades...I wonder if febreeze will kill them. Dust spray killed her warriors.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    That's the decoy queen. The real one will have been moved to a safe location before the scouring.

    They will be back.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    edited August 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Aug 15 2004, 09:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Aug 15 2004, 09:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Vacuum them up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually did that XD

    Though you should get really some sort of bug zapper. Or vacuum them XD

    EDIT : Or if you're teh l33t communist, you should get your sickle and cut off their wings, then smash em with a hammer.

    Yes, only for teh l33ts XD
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited August 2004
    Ask your comm to get nades and then....

    Er... What I meant was go out and buy a 6-pack of foggers. Once you use one of em for your room, you've got five more in case the sneaky bastards ever return. Or if you just want to toss one into the room of your enemy. Whatever.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Fill about 1/4 to 1/2 of a glass with a mixture of water and sugar. They'll be lured to it and then drown themselves.
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Cover some fruit in glue when they come to eat they wont leave.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rellix+Aug 15 2004, 10:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rellix @ Aug 15 2004, 10:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Cover some fruit in glue when they come to eat they wont leave. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That will only work if you don't fully cover it and they hop around.

    Fruit covered completely in glue just smells like glue.
  • BlobbyBlobby Join Date: 2004-06-11 Member: 29234Members
    Funny I'm having the EXACT same problem... only mine came from a juice pitcher that I left in the sink. I go to put dishes away and about 20 exploded out.

    My killing method: Get a long neck bottle and put about a half inch of red/blush wine in the bottom. They're attracted by the smell, get stuck inside and then drown in the alcohol. Just like midgets and a circus.
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    hmm, i dunno what i got... i think its the same thing... but ive got this ikea lamp thing... well i guess theyre attracted to light or something cuz theres like 10 of em burned onto the lamp... its really annoying though seeing them hover across my monitor...
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    What's worse is that they like hovering around your face because they smell the food you have just eaten and are trying for some form of a free meal. I found that a small flamethrower works quite nicely but there is that thing called collateral damage...
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Buy a bug zapper just for the hell of it. They look cool, but they look even cooler when they execute an insect. It makes you feel like a general in some sort of a battle....involving bugs.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Nuke the site from orbit, or failing that get some bug spray, close all the doors and windows, and give it a good spray.

    Oh, leaving the room shortly after you do this would be a good idea.

    Even if you can't find them, if you spray the whole room properly, they'll all be dead. And when you find the dead queen a few months later and think its a raisin and eat it, you will be unpleasantly suprised.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Queen fruit fly? Fruit flies don't live long enough for there to be a queen...
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    Just leave a glass of wine or other sweet-smelling liquor. Works on most insects <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> They start drinking, get totally sloshed, and beat themselves to death on walls/windows/the glass itself <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Especially funny on wasps (more than one) since sometimes they sting each other...
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Live amoungst them, learn their language, and breed with their women. In time, your differences will be forgotten.
  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    They're obviously nanites.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    clean you room you slob <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    vacuum clean and then spray your walls with raid. that = fix.
  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Aug 15 2004, 09:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Aug 15 2004, 09:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Buy a bug zapper just for the hell of it. They look cool, but they look even cooler when they execute an insect. It makes you feel like a general in some sort of a battle....involving bugs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We've got a ton of these things in work (kitchen, have to keep those lil mofos at bay). Most of the time it's just Zzzzzzz, dead fly, end of story. Not too long ago I heard the usual Zzzzzzz but it would not stop, I looked up and saw this poor fly was still getting shocked and it caught fire. I had to switch it off to stop the buzzing.

    A half empty jam jar works well. They are lured to the jam and are they stuck by it.
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    They do sound like fruit flies. Fruit flies are prolific breeders with a short lifespan - I used to work with them in the lab.

    General hygiene will keep them out of the way, but once they're in somewhere, they're in for a looong while. Sterilise your room and kill as many as you can, leave the door/window open and hopefully the little darlings will fly elsewhere.

    I know a bar that had fruit flies and that went on for months because noone cleaned away the lemon/lime/orange slices properly at the end of the night.

    If you keep ALL food sources out of their way then they'll either leave to find food, or spawn in smaller numbers until they're dead. So yeah, tidytidytidy and no food anywhere.
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    Kill a few of them with raid, and put their dead bodies on toothpicks. This will create a warning totem for any more...
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Blobby+Aug 15 2004, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Blobby @ Aug 15 2004, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My killing method: Get a long neck bottle and put about a half inch of red/blush wine in the bottom. They're attracted by the smell, get stuck inside and then drown in the alcohol. Just like midgets and a circus. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You fill a circus an inch full of wine and wait for midgets to come in and drown?



    Vaccum the suckers up. Then take the vaccum bag and cover it in gasoline and burn it. Problem solved. My school had a similar problem to this during the winter. Swarms of huge black flies would gather by the windows, it was really nasty.
  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+Aug 15 2004, 11:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman @ Aug 15 2004, 11:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Live amoungst them, learn their language, and breed with their women. In time, your differences will be forgotten. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats the best option.
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