Online Simulated Gov't
BaconTheory
Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">You HAVE to try this.</div> OK, so I was perusing the net and I stumbled across this site that lets you create a nation and then run your country by creating treaties, pacts, etc. Best of all it's free!
Check it out. Hope to see some of you there.
<a href='http://www.nationstates.net' target='_blank'>http://www.nationstates.net</a>
My country is Haxland.
Check it out. Hope to see some of you there.
<a href='http://www.nationstates.net' target='_blank'>http://www.nationstates.net</a>
My country is Haxland.
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Name: Haxland
Rule: Anarchy
Currency: The Frag
Animal: The Noob
Motto: "Get off my lawn!"
Never mind, I was just kidding. Look up my countries:
The Free Land of Guys on Crack - my ideals
The Dictatorship of Crazy SOBs - my logic
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Tons.
"Protecting Humanity and Whatever would Threaten It"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Good
Location: the West Pacific
The Federation of Trans System Authority is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 763 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, abortions are routinely performed in Trans System Authority's hospitals, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trans System Authority's national animal is the <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> and its currency is the credit.
Trans System Authority is ranked 3849th in the region and 64,612th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
Huge nation where crime is virtualy unknown... Thats what you get when u give Cpl.Davis governemntal power. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
So I made a new one: "The Dictatorship of Senseless Oppression"
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Rare
Location: The East Pacific
Motto: "Help! Help! I'm being Oppressed!"
The Dictatorship of Senseless Oppression is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Senseless Oppression's national animal is the peasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Muwahahahaha...
Now, grow! Spread you're industry o'er the land!
"Don't **** Around"
UN Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of Economy:
Very Strong Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: The North Pacific
The Armed Republic of Gardners Mill is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving industries.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gardners Mill's national animal is the seal and its currency is the dollar.
The Borderlands of Masuyo
The People's Republic of Gekkoiya
UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Superb
Superb Economy: Strong
Strong Political Freedoms:Good
Population: 775 million
Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded.
We also feature one of the most well funded militaries...with my nation always coming on top in the Natural Selection region.
...There's still 10 nations in Natural Selection...I don't think it has a password anymore...so feel free to file in there. Not exceptionally active with the message board or anything - but I almost never get new issues. And there's not really anything to do once you've exhausted all the issues they give you.
eidt:
my new one
The Dictatorship of Hibame
"**** off"
UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Struggling Political Freedoms:
Few
Location: the West Pacific
The Dictatorship of Hibame is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hibame's national animal is the nub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the res.
All of which have happened twice or more.
Some I've had the 'pleasure' of seeing 5+ times. That's why I check it once every 10 days or so...they're bound to get new issues occasionally - clear out your old ones and wait for the new.
"Kekeke zerg rush"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Some
Location: The North Pacific
The Kingdom of Degeal is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16%. A substantial private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a serious problem. Degeal's national animal is the onos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the nanite.
Degeal is ranked 5034th in the region and 53,387th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Frontiersmen is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry.
Crime is a problem. Frontiersmen's national animal is the the gorge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the skulk.
The United Socialist States of Neo-revolutionaries
"No monocle wearing republicans allowed."
Economy:
Good
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Political Freedoms:
Below Average
The United Socialist States of Neo-revolutionaries is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 34%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime is relatively low. Neo-revolutionaries's national animal is the dragonfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the credit.
Prepare for me to invade your country, with WalMarts.
"I am selfish and you give me money. Don't ask."
Currency: Time
National animal: Lork
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific
The Holy Empire of Poopile is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poopile's national animal is the lork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the time.
Flag: Iraqi
"Saddam? WHAT Saddam, this flag is MINE"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:Unheard Of
Economy:Imploded
Political Freedoms:Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific
The Armed Republic of Kumbayahniah is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kumbayahniah's national animal is the hissing cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the xun.
"We embraced the humanity"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Strong
Political Freedoms:Excellent
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Trued is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Defence and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 18%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining industries.
Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Trued's national animal is the white tiger and its currency is the belo.
You have a telegram!
You have one outstanding issue.
The Republic of UziKrunkistan
"No hand me outs"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of UziKrunkistan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail industries.
Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. <b>UziKrunkistan's national animal is the gorge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the resnode.</b>
"I am selfish and you give me money. Don't ask."
Currency: Time
National animal: Lork
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific
The Holy Empire of Poopile is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poopile's national animal is the lork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
watch out, there's a l0rk o teh clorf
The Republic of UziKrunkistan
"No hand me outs"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of UziKrunkistan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail industries.
Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. <b>UziKrunkistan's national animal is the gorge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the resnode.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yay feudalism!
The Free Land of Guys on Crack
"We rock. Freedom or... HEY! THIS COKE IS CUT!"
UN Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: the South Pacific
The Free Land of Guys on Crack is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 182 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 7%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Information Technology.
All tariffs have been abolished, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guys on Crack's national animal is the crack ****, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the fancy bong.
// Sometimes it also says that it is a country remarkable for its absence of drug laws.
Flag: Yellow flag with black scorpion on it
Motto: "It hovers without flapping"
Location: West Pacific
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Rare
The Dictatorship of Finshki is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing industries.
Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a problem. Finshki's national animal is the scorpion that hovers and its currency is the resource.
The Republic of UziKrunkistan
"No hand me outs"
UN Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Excellent
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of UziKrunkistan is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail industries.
Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. <b>UziKrunkistan's national animal is the gorge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the resnode.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yay feudalism! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I haven't yet inacted any laws my collectavist boshevik friend.
When I'm done it will look like the wild west. With much more civil liberties and a thriving economic system.
It will be the cold war all over again. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->