Convo I Just Had On Msn

douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
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<div class="IPBDescription">thought it was freaking hilarious</div> just to explain this guy a little bit, he always tries to brag about things that dont matter at all. and usually they are all lies. take, for instance, the "im drunk" comment, this was a wednesday night!!! and he brags about all these "hot" girls on his list, and hes never even seen em! he also talks about how he has sex with his gf all the time, and i dont know anyone whos seen his gf, if she exists.

well im sure your eager to read the convo, here it is. names changed.
<a href='http://members.cox.net/reader1/convo.txt' target='_blank'>linked for adult situations and language. parental guidance is suggested.</a>


mods if this is considered bad or somethin, sorry just lock it or nuke it or whatever, but i thought it was hilarious and my friend said i should post it.
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  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    I didn't find it funny but I guess a couple people would.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    like me
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    k?
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Aug 25 2004, 08:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Aug 25 2004, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> like me <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And me, Hi Marik!
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  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    i don't know who's more stupid, you or the friend.
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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    meh, i have waaaay weirder adult rated convos daily on aim <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>that was an EXHILARATING read!!!</span></b>
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  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zig+Aug 25 2004, 10:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zig @ Aug 25 2004, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>that was an EXHILARATING read!!!</span></b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    this man needs a medal.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Nearly crapped myself I got so excited, I did.
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    I interrupted my biology homework to read some of it, and I read a few lines, and thought my biology was more interesting.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->brett: yeah alot of them r my cousins freinds from texas
                  and south carolina<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    (When asking to see a webcam)


    Are you sure he isn't from like, Arkansas?
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited August 2004
    What's so absurd with being drunk on a wednesday night? It's so close to friday.


    In an attempt to rescue this thread. If everyone here want's a good read. Then I present <a href='http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm' target='_blank'>The Legend of BloodNinja</a>
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    edited August 2004
    That's...not really...funny...at all. It's a terribly dull conversation between to people using an AOL product with lots of 'u's and 'r's replacing applicable English words.


    <!--QuoteBegin-(WHO)Them+Aug 26 2004, 04:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ((WHO)Them @ Aug 26 2004, 04:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What's so absurd with being drunk on a wednesday night? It's so close to friday.


    In an attempt to rescue this thread. If everyone here want's a good read. Then I present <a href='http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm' target='_blank'>The Legend of BloodNinja</a><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That is pure comedy gold...probably inappropriate for these forums, but <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:orange'>PURE COMEDY GOLD</span>.</span>

    They should replace Jay Leno, David Letterman and half of Conan O'Brian with a scrolling text of that. I keep hurting my nose from laughing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
    DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
    DirtyKate:Who are you?
    Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    you wanna have a good laugh go talk to delta snipe he talks about the most random things <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    talk with strange and obscure people i've never heard of?

    sounds good to me!
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    edited August 2004
    hes on the art forums go find him

    <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showuser=20296' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...?showuser=20296</a>
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  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    God. Damn. I've gotta try this line on my gf sometime. I know I'll get beaten severely, but it'll be worth it.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    HOLY OLD BLOODNINJAS!
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Aug 26 2004, 04:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Aug 26 2004, 04:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In an attempt to rescue this thread. If everyone here want's a good read. Then I present <a href='http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm' target='_blank'>The Legend of BloodNinja</a>[/QUOTE]
    That is pure comedy gold...probably inappropriate for these forums, but <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:orange'>PURE COMEDY GOLD</span>.</span>

    They should replace Jay Leno, David Letterman and half of Conan O'Brian with a scrolling text of that. I keep hurting my nose from laughing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
    DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
    DirtyKate:Who are you?
    Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol yea,that definitly has its moments. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    OMG, blood nija pwns <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Funniest read in a while..

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    oh god, the best one so far is between j-dogg and partner8 =P
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I thought the blood ninjas convos were old. I read them at albinoblacksheep over a year ago. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anywho, they are still funny <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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