<!--QuoteBegin-DEATH BRINGER+Aug 27 2004, 11:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DEATH BRINGER @ Aug 27 2004, 11:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 2nd comming of jesus christ but more cool <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Aren't we all supposed to die, and watch the very fabric of the universe unravel as the faithful ascend into heaven and the rest of us poor schmucks descend into the bowels of hell at the 2nd coming?
The influx of SPAM on internet forums has bankrupted numerous comapnies, including Hormel and Yahoo. Doug McMoney was quoted as saying, "I'm not sure where it all slipped away to, now it just seems like it's dropping out of the sky. No one want to buy it anymore!"
Reportedly, new sources of SPAM are located daily, people don't bother to claim them, as another source will inadvertently pop up with in a moment. Eric Cheatos, president of "Download Spyware blocker now (which really installs spyware on your computer!)" insists that this has instilled a bad direction in his company. Their efforts to give away spam have now faltered, and half of the company has become unemployed. "People just seem to be sick of it," he says.
SPAM is apparently appearing in new guises all the time. They appear so frequently, that people have taken to hiring SPAM attackers, bodyguards to protect them on the street against falling blocks of the annoying stuff. Batman was quoted as saying, "We're trying to save Gotham City, but it appears there's no hope...to the Bat SPAM-discombobulator, Robin!" He was said to be injured by a pop up that suddenly appeared in front of his batmobile as they sped away.
SPAM appears to be destabilizing society; killing superheroes, clogging our arteries and in-boxes and being a general nuisance. Forcing incompetent internet dwellers into downloading malicious programs. It seems nothing can stop the impending doom that seems to have befallen us. Is there no hope?!. . .
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Aren't we all supposed to die, and watch the very fabric of the universe unravel as the faithful ascend into heaven and the rest of us poor schmucks descend into the bowels of hell at the 2nd coming?
The influx of SPAM on internet forums has bankrupted numerous comapnies, including Hormel and Yahoo. Doug McMoney was quoted as saying, "I'm not sure where it all slipped away to, now it just seems like it's dropping out of the sky. No one want to buy it anymore!"
Reportedly, new sources of SPAM are located daily, people don't bother to claim them, as another source will inadvertently pop up with in a moment. Eric Cheatos, president of "Download Spyware blocker now (which really installs spyware on your computer!)" insists that this has instilled a bad direction in his company. Their efforts to give away spam have now faltered, and half of the company has become unemployed. "People just seem to be sick of it," he says.
SPAM is apparently appearing in new guises all the time. They appear so frequently, that people have taken to hiring SPAM attackers, bodyguards to protect them on the street against falling blocks of the annoying stuff. Batman was quoted as saying, "We're trying to save Gotham City, but it appears there's no hope...to the Bat SPAM-discombobulator, Robin!" He was said to be injured by a pop up that suddenly appeared in front of his batmobile as they sped away.
SPAM appears to be destabilizing society; killing superheroes, clogging our arteries and in-boxes and being a general nuisance. Forcing incompetent internet dwellers into downloading malicious programs. It seems nothing can stop the impending doom that seems to have befallen us. Is there no hope?!. . .