Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash

DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">it's time for another good idea/bad idea</div> <!--QuoteBegin-"http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0+1,14746,00.html"--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0 @ 1,14746,00.html")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Days after the pairing of rival screen monsters in Alien vs. Predator topped the weekend box office, E! has confirmed filmmaker Sam Raimi is in talks with New Line Cinema about loaning the studio the zombie slayer from his Evil Dead movies to costar in a three-way, big-screen bout, Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

so how lame is this gonna be if it happens? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    |--------------------------------------| That lame (not to scale).
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    If Sam Raimi was actually directing it'd probably be good... but in the hands of someone like Paul 'license killer' Anderson I can only weep at the possibilities =s

    ~few years later a site turns up for it and there's a behind the scenes trailer where PA talks about how he decided Ash would throw space shurikens~
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Geminosity+Aug 30 2004, 10:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Aug 30 2004, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If Sam Raimi was actually directing it'd probably be good... but in the hands of someone like Paul 'license killer' Anderson I can only weep at the possibilities =s

    ~few years later a site turns up for it and there's a behind the scenes trailer where PA talks about how he decided Ash would throw space shurikens~ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl =P so true, so true...
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  • whiskey_colawhiskey_cola Join Date: 2004-08-12 Member: 30557Awaiting Authorization
    Freddy vs. Jason vs. Good Ash vs. Bad Ash <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    edited August 2004
    shhh, dont give them ideas whiskey.

    edit: eye kann spelle!
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  • whiskey_colawhiskey_cola Join Date: 2004-08-12 Member: 30557Awaiting Authorization
    And have Puffy write the theme song for the movie...

    *runs*
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Good Lord, when will it end? I just saw the AVP movie yesterday and yeah, it was the suck. Freddy vs. Jason was the suck. And this one is prolly gonna suck too.
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Freddy vs. Jason was totally lame. AVP was alright, not great, but not the travesty everyone was making it out to be.
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    This is going to defile the name of Ash forever.


    That said, Ash would totally win. What's Freddy and Jason gonna do? Throw their knives at him? Ash has a 12 gauge double-barreled Remmington, S-Mart's top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods departments, thats right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart...
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  • exoityexoity Join Date: 2003-03-17 Member: 14620Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I predict a stalemate, like last time.
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Not all is yet lost. They're 'in talks' right now, so it will likely never materialize. That said, if they let Anderson near this one, I'll go get myself a ticket to wherever they're shooting it, with a detour through housewares.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    How could that be considered a fair fight? It's friggin BRUCE CAMPBELL people! His chin alone could theoretically destroy both. I mean, he's gone up against literal armies of undead in 3 movies, two more who just happen to have a few more movies under their belts wouldn't be much trouble. Think about it, chainsaw vs machete, not much contest there. Chainsaw vs claw hand is a little more evenly matched, but still no question as to who wins, since Bruce's chainsaw is a lot like a claw hand, except motorized. And also, boomstick beats everything. I'd see this movie, but only if Riami was directing, and only for Bruce. Freddy/Jason can go screw.

    Frankly, I think it would be a more fair fight if it were Fredd vs Jason vs Elvis a la Bubba Ho-Tep, since Elvis' only weapons were pelvic skill, sequined jump suits, and the general kick-assery that goes along with being Elvis.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited August 2004
    Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Aug 30 2004, 04:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Aug 30 2004, 04:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They couldn't get the rights to Max Payne, I heard. I heard a rumor that they're replacing him with Darth Vader though. Can't wait for it to come out!

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Actually I'd really like to see Ash kicking Freddy and Jason's **** with his boomstick.

    Come on!

    Hail to the king, baby!
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  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually I'd really like to see Ash kicking Freddy and Jason's **** with his boomstick.

    Come on!

    Hail to the king, baby! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    groovy
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually I'd really like to see Ash kicking Freddy and Jason's **** with his boomstick.

    Come on!

    Hail to the king, baby! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure, but then what would they show for the other hour and 20 minutes of the movie?
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Aug 30 2004, 04:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Aug 30 2004, 04:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Dr.Suredeath+Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dr.Suredeath @ Aug 30 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually I'd really like to see Ash kicking Freddy and Jason's **** with his boomstick.

    Come on!

    Hail to the king, baby! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure, but then what would they show for the other hour and 20 minutes of the movie? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    aww, why spoil it?
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  • Edward_r2Edward_r2 Join Date: 2003-11-27 Member: 23626Members
    I'd love to see Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash.

    If it was Ash from pokemon.
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bruce Forsythe would win. No contest.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    edited August 2004
    hahahaha, I thought that was Ash from pokemon.
    How great would that be.

    edit: beh, edward.r2 beat me to it
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited August 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bruce Forsythe would win. No contest. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you kidding me? Jesus FTW.

    Jason: *pulls out chainsaw*
    Jesus: *Pulls out flaming sword*
    Jason: Damn.

    (I assume we're talking either 2nd coming Jesus, or Muslim Jesus, because the "peacenik" Jesus has (theoretically) come and gone. Next time he comes down, it's smitin' and limbs rent apart everywhere.)

    If the flaming sword of death doesn't work, he'll just smite you. As I said before, Jesus FTW.

    EDIT: NOW WITH PICS FOR THE NONBELIEVERS!

    <img src='http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/765189/JesusBloodyChrist.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Aug 30 2004, 04:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Aug 30 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bruce Forsythe would win. No contest. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you kidding me? Jesus FTW.

    Jason: *pulls out chainsaw*
    Jesus: *Pulls out flaming sword*
    Jason: Damn.

    (I assume we're talking either 2nd coming Jesus, or Muslim Jesus, because the "peacenik" Jesus has (theoretically) come and gone. Next time he comes down, it's smitin' and limbs rent apart everywhere.)

    If the flaming sword of death doesn't work, he'll just smite you. As I said before, Jesus FTW. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No man, hippy jesus could still win. He'd love them all to death.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Aug 30 2004, 04:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Aug 30 2004, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Aug 30 2004, 04:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Aug 30 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Aug 30 2004, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Aug 30 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, they rejected my idea for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash vs Leatherface vs Hannibal vs Johnny vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Space Marines vs Duke Nukem vs Max Payne vs Bruce Lee vs Bruce Willis vs Bruce Forsythe vs Satan vs Cthulhu vs Jesus vs Russia vs you mother vs me, but this looks equally good!

    (that was sarcasm)

    *edit* More vs's for increased sarcasm! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bruce Forsythe would win. No contest. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you kidding me? Jesus FTW.

    Jason: *pulls out chainsaw*
    Jesus: *Pulls out flaming sword*
    Jason: Damn.

    (I assume we're talking either 2nd coming Jesus, or Muslim Jesus, because the "peacenik" Jesus has (theoretically) come and gone. Next time he comes down, it's smitin' and limbs rent apart everywhere.)

    If the flaming sword of death doesn't work, he'll just smite you. As I said before, Jesus FTW. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No man, hippy jesus could still win. He'd love them all to death. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Buddy Christ > All
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <a href='http://nsbash.voogru.com/browse.php?q=620' target='_blank'>Relevant NSBash quote.</a>

    When I saw Ash I thought you meant Ian Holm's character from Alien.

    ...

    --Scythe--
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