W Ketchup

OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
edited August 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">(TM)</div> <a href='http://www.wketchup.com/' target='_blank'>You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?</a>

"W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.

The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American."


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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    fun fact: it's republicans, not democrats, who support 'free trade' and shipping labor overseas where it's cheaper. democrats are actually not as cool with the whole 'exploitation of third world countries' thing...
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    Anyway, um, like, the thought police (Nemesis Zero) will either move or lock this thread.
  • Jim_has_SkillzJim_has_Skillz Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12475Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DiscoZombie+Aug 30 2004, 10:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoZombie @ Aug 30 2004, 10:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> fun fact: it's republicans, not democrats, who support 'free trade' and shipping labor overseas where it's cheaper. democrats are actually not as cool with the whole 'exploitation of third world countries' thing... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah they don't like giving away American jobs to foreigners, I can't understand why! But the Republicans have no quarry with doing that in the interest of making a couple more bucks at the expense of American workers.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    On a side note, Coris: I absolutely loathe your avatar, the super-annoying purple hippo thing from hell that plagues the tv's commercial breaks and refuses to go away.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    do they ship to France or should I go for Freedom Ketchup instead?
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scinet+Aug 31 2004, 09:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ Aug 31 2004, 09:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On a side note, Coris: I absolutely loathe your avatar, the super-annoying purple hippo thing from hell that plagues the tv's commercial breaks and refuses to go away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That wasnt nice :[
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scinet+Aug 31 2004, 08:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ Aug 31 2004, 08:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On a side note, Coris: I absolutely loathe your avatar, the super-annoying purple hippo thing from hell that plagues the tv's commercial breaks and refuses to go away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I love the purple hippo <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Never seen it before though
  • VampMasterVampMaster Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14585Members
    IMO W ketchup was not only a really dumb idea... but a really really dumb idea.

    And that hippo is from the thong song video <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Ingrediants: Sweat of the poor (from concentrate) Blood of the poor (from concentrate) Pure tyranny (99% real tyranny) And 100% pure ****.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 1 2004, 01:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 1 2004, 01:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ingrediants: Sweat of the poor (from concentrate) Blood of the poor (from concentrate) Pure tyranny (99% real tyranny) And 100% pure ****. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So true - dirty Republican companies providing Americans with jobs and Ketchup - were did the country go wrong?

    Further proof of their evil was found in the comments section:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That is why the only organization we support is a college fund for the children of our soldiers killed in action, something we can all agree on whether we support the current war or not.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    You're not only tasteless, you a##holes are stupid!
    ? W.C.
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    Response

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Thank you for your response to our product....We hope you will order and enjoy our product. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    I honestly can't tell if this is real or not.......

    they actualy seem to let you order this.....

    but it, is just...

    to stupid too be true.

    I can see most republicans: "STOP! Your making our side look STUPId... AGIAN!"

    this hurts my mind to much, I am leaving now.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Aug 31 2004, 08:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Aug 31 2004, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> this hurts my mind to much, I am leaving now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    smart move I think =x
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Aug 31 2004, 08:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Aug 31 2004, 08:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 1 2004, 01:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 1 2004, 01:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ingrediants: Sweat of the poor (from concentrate) Blood of the poor (from concentrate) Pure tyranny (99% real tyranny)  And 100% pure ****. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So true - dirty Republican companies providing Americans with jobs and Ketchup - were did the country go wrong?

    Further proof of their evil was found in the comments section:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That is why the only organization we support is a college fund for the children of our soldiers killed in action, something we can all agree on whether we support the current war or not.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Youre kidding right? You do realize they care nothing about the jobs, or people when they did this, they did it for propaganda. Not that I'm saying the Democrats wouldn't. TBH this is exactly why I want to go to Canada. If they think they can sway somones vote over frickin KETCHUP then this country really is going down a crapper, and its doing it faster than I could have ever imagined.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    oh dear lord.....

    it was on NPR....

    it actualy was real, and it reminded me of sometihng I had forgoten:
    The reason why they are attacking Heinz is b/c Teresa Heinz Kerry is, obvously enugh, John Kerrys wife.....

    how friken lame can you get, you decide that you have to attack your oponent's WIFE, to make your point?


    republican's are not this stupid, just some of them.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Wait... you're telling me this isn't a prank?
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Gee I guess we can all use it with our "Freedom Fries"
  • VampMasterVampMaster Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14585Members
    It is not a prank, And like Thansal said, the Republicans released it because Heinz (biggest producer of Ketchup) is owned by the wife of Kerry
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    *buries face in hand and weeps silently*
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    edited August 2004
    It's a prank, read their comments section.. (I mean, it seems likely it is)


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->On the right
    Dear Sirs, first you must realize that I am a total ketchup fiend. Ketchup to me, is not merely a condiment but its own separate food group. I eat ketchup on everything and often times, I will consume it straight from the bottle with a spoon. Furthermore my native town is Pittsburgh and I have found myself in a liberal world of Heinz, which until recently I had adored. With the new W Ketchup I am able to consume my FAVORITE food with conservative pride! Thank you so much for your efforts with ketchup and more so for your contribution to the deserving scholarship fund!
    — L.R., Pittsburgh, PA

    You are absolutely right, why support Heinz, that is, Heinza Ketchup which in turn supports Teresa, who in turn supports Kerry? The Howard family will now only consume W Ketchup. Good for you and God bless you. I love the comments, both from the left because they show the pathetic ignorance of that unfortunate side of politics, as well as the from the right because they do such a great job of showing the left up for what they are, a bunch of hypocrites.
    — The Howards

    This is a great idea for a great President. Funny how all of the “left comments” are mean and hateful, isn’t it? They just can't stand the fact that we beat them to everything — keep up the great work. And remember to always tell five people about W everywhere you go.
    — P.B.
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    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On the left..

    Thank our Right-winged, Aryan, Christian, Strictly Heterosexual Male Lord Above! My Freedom Fries were getting lonely, but now I can dip them into some W Ketchup with good old Republican Pride. Praise be to God and His Glorious Ketchup! Love,
    — T.W.

    P.S. How fitting that the crimson red color of your product should remind us of all the native and foreign blood we have shed to build this proud nation.

    You've got to be kidding. Or are you promoting it because according to our recently deceased ex-president it is really a vegetable.
    — S.F. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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