W Ketchup
<div class="IPBDescription">(TM)</div> <a href='http://www.wketchup.com/' target='_blank'>You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?</a>
"W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.
The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American."
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"W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.
The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American."
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Comments
Yeah they don't like giving away American jobs to foreigners, I can't understand why! But the Republicans have no quarry with doing that in the interest of making a couple more bucks at the expense of American workers.
That wasnt nice :[
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So true - dirty Republican companies providing Americans with jobs and Ketchup - were did the country go wrong?
Further proof of their evil was found in the comments section:
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You're not only tasteless, you a##holes are stupid!
? W.C.
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Response
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lol
they actualy seem to let you order this.....
but it, is just...
to stupid too be true.
I can see most republicans: "STOP! Your making our side look STUPId... AGIAN!"
this hurts my mind to much, I am leaving now.
smart move I think =x
So true - dirty Republican companies providing Americans with jobs and Ketchup - were did the country go wrong?
Further proof of their evil was found in the comments section:
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Youre kidding right? You do realize they care nothing about the jobs, or people when they did this, they did it for propaganda. Not that I'm saying the Democrats wouldn't. TBH this is exactly why I want to go to Canada. If they think they can sway somones vote over frickin KETCHUP then this country really is going down a crapper, and its doing it faster than I could have ever imagined.
it was on NPR....
it actualy was real, and it reminded me of sometihng I had forgoten:
The reason why they are attacking Heinz is b/c Teresa Heinz Kerry is, obvously enugh, John Kerrys wife.....
how friken lame can you get, you decide that you have to attack your oponent's WIFE, to make your point?
republican's are not this stupid, just some of them.
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Dear Sirs, first you must realize that I am a total ketchup fiend. Ketchup to me, is not merely a condiment but its own separate food group. I eat ketchup on everything and often times, I will consume it straight from the bottle with a spoon. Furthermore my native town is Pittsburgh and I have found myself in a liberal world of Heinz, which until recently I had adored. With the new W Ketchup I am able to consume my FAVORITE food with conservative pride! Thank you so much for your efforts with ketchup and more so for your contribution to the deserving scholarship fund!
— L.R., Pittsburgh, PA
You are absolutely right, why support Heinz, that is, Heinza Ketchup which in turn supports Teresa, who in turn supports Kerry? The Howard family will now only consume W Ketchup. Good for you and God bless you. I love the comments, both from the left because they show the pathetic ignorance of that unfortunate side of politics, as well as the from the right because they do such a great job of showing the left up for what they are, a bunch of hypocrites.
— The Howards
This is a great idea for a great President. Funny how all of the “left comments” are mean and hateful, isn’t it? They just can't stand the fact that we beat them to everything — keep up the great work. And remember to always tell five people about W everywhere you go.
— P.B.
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Thank our Right-winged, Aryan, Christian, Strictly Heterosexual Male Lord Above! My Freedom Fries were getting lonely, but now I can dip them into some W Ketchup with good old Republican Pride. Praise be to God and His Glorious Ketchup! Love,
— T.W.
P.S. How fitting that the crimson red color of your product should remind us of all the native and foreign blood we have shed to build this proud nation.
You've got to be kidding. Or are you promoting it because according to our recently deceased ex-president it is really a vegetable.
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