Everyones A Winner...

ToneeTonee Wub wuBUK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
We were the first to fertilise the egg... where we not.

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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited September 2004
    <span style='color:white'>Pointless.</span>
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wangler+Sep 1 2004, 05:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wangler @ Sep 1 2004, 05:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We were the first to fertilise the egg... where we not. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your sig makes you no less a flamebaiter.
  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    it wasn't intended as a flame... it was intended for a bit of a laugh... "haha.. err yeh."
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wangler+Sep 1 2004, 04:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wangler @ Sep 1 2004, 04:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We were the first to fertilise the egg... where we not. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Um, I dont get it.


    Really I dont. Is it a joke? (no im not flaming you)

    Can someone please explaine <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Everything is suddenly weird. I'm just going to pretend this thread doesn't exist.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cpl.Davis+Sep 1 2004, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cpl.Davis @ Sep 1 2004, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Wangler+Sep 1 2004, 04:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wangler @ Sep 1 2004, 04:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We were the first to fertilise the egg... where we not. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Um, I dont get it.


    Really I dont. Is it a joke? (no im not flaming you)

    Can someone please explaine <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Okay...have you passed 7th grade health class? If the answer is NO your parents may not want you to read below (or you might be Amish...but then you shouldn't have a computer in the first place).




    During copulation the male releases his seed where it procedes to the female's uterus, where an ovum awaits. Of course, only one set of DNA can be transferred to form the new organism, so effectively: the first sperm to the egg wins the race to fertilize the egg (and in essence, makes you).

    Thus, since you've been born, you've won at least one race. Of course, it wouldn't apply to people who are artificially insemenated <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> .




    ...hopefully we've got that all cleared up...and we understand the whole "Why do I have this feeling, Mommy?" thing down now.
  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Sep 1 2004, 10:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Sep 1 2004, 10:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Okay...have you passed 7th grade health class? If the answer is NO your parents may not want you to read below (or you might be Amish...but then you shouldn't have a computer in the first place).


    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm willing to bet most Amish have a better grasp on sex than 90% of teenagers.
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    not everyone has won though some people have tied... some people have even had 7 way ties. talk about bad luck
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