Spider-man Reviews Crayons!

Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
edited September 2004 in Off-Topic
Found this through <a href='http://www.majorgeeks.com' target='_blank'>MajorGeek's</a> Way Off Base section. <a href='http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/' target='_blank'>Spider-man reviews crayons</a>. I haven't even gone through the whole thing because it may be as many as 96 pictures or more, but it's....well, what would you expect from an action figure reviewing crayolas?

[edit]Just realized: he does use a mildly more offensive synonym of human solid waste every once in awhile. Try not to let the bad influence affect you, kiddies.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->AUGH! Get it away -- get it away! I hate the "White!" White crayons are positively useless! They're only good with black construction paper! Who colors on black construction paper more than once every fifteen years out of sheer pity for the fully unused pile of it collecting inches in the back of a closet? As far as I'm concerned, Crayola's only produced 95 colors. White doesn't count!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ROOOOOFFFFFLLLLL!!!!!!!




    Good find Marik.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    That's so fantastic! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    My waffles are covered in roffles!

    (Sorry whoever I stole that from.)

    That's awesome!
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 1 2004, 07:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 1 2004, 07:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Found this through <a href='http://www.majorgeeks.com' target='_blank'>MajorGeek's</a> Way Off Base section. <a href='http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0913/' target='_blank'>Spider-man reviews crayons</a>. I haven't even gone through the whole thing because it may be as many as 96 pictures or more, but it's....well, what would you expect from an action figure reviewing crayolas?

    [edit]Just realized: he does use a mildly more offensive synonym of human solid waste every once in awhile. Try not to let the bad influence affect you, kiddies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    btw not only humans have solid waste <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • chaochao Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25739Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What the Hell is a "Razzmatazz?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    I actually have to disagree with spider-man. The white crayon is exceptionally useful as a blending stick, if you want to actually use them for decent art, with gradients and shading that looks good. Obviously, yeah... it's useless for most kids. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-chao+Sep 1 2004, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (chao @ Sep 1 2004, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What the Hell is a "Razzmatazz?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    isn't it some plant?
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cereal_KillR+Sep 1 2004, 11:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal_KillR @ Sep 1 2004, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-chao+Sep 1 2004, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (chao @ Sep 1 2004, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What the Hell is a "Razzmatazz?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    isn't it some plant? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Razzmatazz' target='_blank'>Sigh....</a>
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    ROFL! Nice find Marik!
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Sep 1 2004, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Sep 1 2004, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My waffles are covered in roffles!

    (Sorry whoever I stole that from.) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's cool.

    I want Spiderman to review PhotoShop!
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  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I actually have to disagree with spider-man. The white crayon is exceptionally useful as a blending stick, if you want to actually use them for decent art, with gradients and shading that looks good. Obviously, yeah... it's useless for most kids. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    then again, who but kids actually uses crayons, anyway?
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-frostymoose+Sep 1 2004, 05:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (frostymoose @ Sep 1 2004, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I actually have to disagree with spider-man. The white crayon is exceptionally useful as a blending stick, if you want to actually use them for decent art, with gradients and shading that looks good. Obviously, yeah... it's useless for most kids. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    then again, who but kids actually uses crayons, anyway? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *hangs head in shame*
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-frostymoose+Sep 1 2004, 05:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (frostymoose @ Sep 1 2004, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Sep 1 2004, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I actually have to disagree with spider-man. The white crayon is exceptionally useful as a blending stick, if you want to actually use them for decent art, with gradients and shading that looks good. Obviously, yeah... it's useless for most kids. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    then again, who but kids actually uses crayons, anyway? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, Spiderman does for one.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    r00fles. :D
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I am a livid tangerine.

    . . .

    I can't believe I read that whole thing.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
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    Absolute gold.
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  • NessNess Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10935Members, Reinforced - Onos
    I rather enjoyed it.
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  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    Don't forget <a href='http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0914/' target='_blank'>Chapter Two (Featuring Fake Zartan)</a> and <a href='http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0915/' target='_blank'>Chapter Three</a>

    Yeah.. someone had too much time on their hands..
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