Best Forum Quote Ever?

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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Certainly not the Olsen Twins one. Eeeesh.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    In response to someone talking about attacking the aliens in an APC
    <!--QuoteBegin-X_Stickman+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X_Stickman)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> charge them in an ice cream van. with the jingle playing<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ~edit~

    adding more:

    <!--QuoteBegin-some n00b NSPlayer+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (some n00b NSPlayer)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Give me a shirtgun, cummander; I'll kill that big vägina hanging from the roof!!1". <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://www.nsbash.voogru.com/' target='_blank'>NSBash</a>, the ultimate source for brute_force quotes (try doing a search of my name... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->). Other funnies are contained too. Beware for non-funnies however (person got kicked by person2 OLO NSBASH!!1).
  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    Oh my lordy, I've been quoted!

    Personal favorite, made by Align:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    OMG HOW BOUT MARIENS CAN PICKUP TURRENST ADN BEE LIEK "LORK AT ME!~ I R GONNAR KIL TEH ONOS WITH THSI BAT" AND TEH ONOS WOULD EPLXODE AND TEH MARIEN WOUD BE LIEK "I R ONOS KILLAR MACHIEN!!!!!11"

    EDIT: typo <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Right, I remember that quote, wasnt there another same style? Something with "teh onos was liek, omg teh mareen killed me with lmg, and the mareen was omg, noob onso was lagging again"

    Someone dig up the exact lines <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited September 2004
    I forget who said it, but here it is:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG HOW BOUT MARIENS CAN PICKUP TURRENST ADN BEE LIEK "LORK AT ME!~ I R GONNAR KIL TEH ONOS WITH THSI BAT" AND TEH ONOS WOULD EPLXODE AND TEH MARIEN WOUD BE LIEK "I R ONOS KILLAR MACHIEN!!11

    Edit: Typo
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    EDIT: Meh, illuminex got to it first <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> and it was Align who said it.
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    edited September 2004
    New quote, just in!! just in!!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (Alkiller @ Sep 1 2004, 09:32 PM)
    You are my hero. I will require <b>screenshots</b>. Then, I will require your home address so I can steal your costume.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->In the real world, we call them photographs. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Huh?

    <!--QuoteBegin-http://www.nsbash.voogru.com/top.php?t=100+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (http://www.nsbash.voogru.com/top.php?t=100)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Hellfire> Have you had your manseks today?
    <Hellfire> microseks
    <Olmy> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <Olmy> uhhhh
    * Olmy runs
    * Olmy has left #flaytona
    * brute_force also runs
    * brute_force has left #flaytona
    * Mendasp also also runs
    * Mendasp has left #flaytona<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I guess I'm a n00b because I don't get it...

    ~edit~

    A really good one from that same site:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><DrunkenBozo> I hate fileplanet!
    <DrunkenBozo> AAARRRGH!
    <Aaarrrgh> yes?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Priceless. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ~edit~

    Funny movies: <a href='http://www.csflicks.net/newsite/' target='_blank'>http://www.csflicks.net/newsite/</a>
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+Sep 2 2004, 10:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Sep 2 2004, 10:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeah coleman thats the one <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Changed for your <3
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can change, and the weaponry to make the difference. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Dave Taylor of id Software+ on his motivations for porting DOOM to Linux--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dave Taylor of id Software @ on his motivations for porting DOOM to Linux)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody." - <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ><

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually say this one when ever people whine about being outnumbered. It's bound to the "," key.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    laf.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Douglas E. Berry+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Douglas E. Berry)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That's the one. The Marine Assault Dress is what I see ABD as being; none of the "BattlePod" nonsense.
    Real Marines want legs so they can kick the s*%t out of their opponents, and dance on their smoking remains.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    true.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Rich Cook+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rich Cook)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol. indeed.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-pieceofsoap+Jan 16 2004, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pieceofsoap @ Jan 16 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Next time I go through LA, Im gonna bring a suitcase full of money, A full suit of body armor, and an assault rifle.
    It should at least put me on par with the locals.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ^^^^Had that in my notepad for a while. Been meaning to put it in my sig, but meh.
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    The quote in my sig is the best. It was back in the day when Communist with a Gun thought he could make a intelligent post, but instead failed miserably and basically said that 60% of the United States is in poverty....even <i>crazier</i>, he went on and tried to defend that he saw the statistic somewhere! HaHa! Good times.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Skidzor+Sep 2 2004, 03:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Skidzor @ Sep 2 2004, 03:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I forget who said it, but here it is:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG HOW BOUT MARIENS CAN PICKUP TURRENST ADN BEE LIEK "LORK AT ME!~ I R GONNAR KIL TEH ONOS WITH THSI BAT" AND TEH ONOS WOULD EPLXODE AND TEH MARIEN WOUD BE LIEK "I R ONOS KILLAR MACHIEN!!11

    Edit: Typo
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    EDIT: Meh, illuminex got to it first <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> and it was Align who said it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    so much win.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    I think it's hilarious that Dave Taylor actually said that :-)

    here are some of my favorite C++ quotes, code humor <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    when in trouble at school:
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->#include <stdio.h>
    int main(void)
    {
    ?int count;
    ?for (count = 1; count <= 500; count ++)
    ? ? ?printf("I will not throw paper airplanes in class.");
    ?return 0;
    }
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    ~edit~ need to remove frequent cussing in morning routine one if I'm going to post it unfortunately

    how to meet the woman of your dreams (this one is javascript btw)
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == "Close") {
    ? VoicePitch = VoicePitch - 10db;
    ? EyeStatus = "Wink";
    ? if (Hair == "Messy") {
    ? ? ?SpitOnHand(StyleHair);
    ? }
    ? Spray(BreathFreshener);
    ? if (BreathFreshenerDestination == "Eyeball") {
    ? ? ? CryLikeABaby();
    ? ?Run(away);
    ? ?exit;
    ? }
    ? loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {
    ? ? ? if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {
    ? ? ? ? ?MoveLeftFoot(forward);
    ? ?} else {
    ? ? ? MoveRightFoot(forward);
    ? ?}
    ? }
    ? Begin(Conversation);
    ? if (ConversationResponse == "Hostile") {
    ? ? ?exit;
    ? } else {
    ? ? ?Giggle(LikeSchoolgirl);
    ? InviteWoman(Home);
    ? }
    }
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    One I made for Nemesis Zero:
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1--><cfif IsStressed(objNemesis)>
     <cf_objNemesis headSwell="200%">
    </cfif>
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    Humpty Dumpty:
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->if (WallHeight > 5) {
      FallStatus(Active);
      SplatterRadius = 15;
    }
    for (i = 0; i <= NumberOfKingsMen; i++) {
      KingsMen(Cleanup);
    }
    <!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    A programmer's excuse list
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->Private Function getProgrammerExcuse() As String

    Dim myExcuses(1 to 21) As String

    myExcuses(1) =  "That's Weird...",
    myExcuses(2) =  "It's never done that before.",
    myExcuses(3) =  "It worked yesterday.",
    myExcuses(4) =  "How is that possible?",
    myExcuses(5) =  "It must have a hardware problem.",
    myExcuses(6) =  "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash." ,
    myExcuses(7) =  "There is something funky in your data",
    myExcuses(8) =  "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" ,
    myExcuses(9) =  "You must have wrong version.",
    myExcuses(10) =  "It's just some unlucky coincidence." ,
    myExcuses(11) =  "I can't test everything!",
    myExcuses(12) =  "THIS can't be the source of THAT." ,
    myExcuses(13) =  "It works, but it's not been tested." ,
    myExcuses(14) =  "Somebody must have changed my code.",
    myExcuses(15) =  "Did you check for a virus on your system?",
    myExcuses(16) =  "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? ,
    myExcuses(17) =  "You can't use that version on your system.",
    myExcuses(18) =  "Why do you want to do it that way?",
    myExcuses(19) =  "Where were you when the program blew up?",
    myExcuses(20) =  "I thought I fixed that.",
    myExcuses(21) =  "This is not a bug,it's undocumented feature."

    Dim randomChoice As New Random(UBound(myExcuses))
    Dim iRandomChoice As Integer = randomChoice.Next()

    Return myExcuses(iRandomChoice)

    End Function<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Sep 2 2004, 04:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Sep 2 2004, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>OMG HOW BOUT MARIENS CAN PICKUP TURRENST ADN BEE LIEK "LORK AT ME!~ I R GONNAR KIL TEH ONOS WITH THSI BAT" AND TEH ONOS WOULD EPLXODE AND TEH MARIEN WOUD BE LIEK "I R ONOS KILLAR MACHIEN!!11

    Edit: Typo</span>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    so much win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's this best <i>NS </i>forum quote ever, or best forum quote ever?

    I was just having some fun gathering funny posts.

    new apstring stuff = "HUMOR IS GOOD FOR YOU." public new;
    while(more<enough)
    {
    eat(stuff)
    }


    And yes I know that is an infinite loop, that was the point.

    PS: that quote is really funny, there might be a better one somewhere tho
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BigMadSteve+Sep 2 2004, 12:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BigMadSteve @ Sep 2 2004, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Holy S.....I think we have a winner. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    been saving these for a rainy day <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-my clipboard+ my controls--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (my clipboard @ my controls)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

    One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!

    MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways

    Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.

    Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin

    Player1: Who built sens first?
    Player2: Flayra
    Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory?
    Flayra: cuz it's my game.

    *Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more*
    ...
    *Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*

    "Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"

    "there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"

    "Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."

    Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people

    "Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."

    "They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"

    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war

    If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?

    Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut

    I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

    Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Sep 2 2004, 01:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Sep 2 2004, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Duff-Man+Sep 2 2004, 06:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Sep 2 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't think anyone that browses OT was there, but...

    The funniest quotes I've ever seen resulted from an IRC chat in #evolutionarily about the Olsen twins. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No share!! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> C'mon! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No log. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Only guy who logged it was boz, and he's not really around anymore.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    you can find it on the EC forums easily enough, it's a little to R / X rated for these forums
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    While I still love illuminex's the most, these ones are also gold:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Why Rednecks Make Great Marines
    Dear Ma and Pa.

    Am well, Hope you are to. Tell brother Walt and brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

    I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt & Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

    Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they git warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings. Like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc..., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food. But tell Walt & Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus your holds you till noon, when you get fed again.

    It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches, with the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around & frown. They don't bother you none.

    This next will kill Walt & Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes!

    Be sure to tell Walt & Elmer to hurry & join before other fellers get onto this setup & come stampeding in.

    Your loving daughter,
    Gail<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (White_Devil)
    ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    BigMadSteve quoted me! I WIN.


    I think the MonSE burning log has to be a front runner.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The quote in my sig is the best. It was back in the day when Communist with a Gun thought he could make a intelligent post, but instead failed miserably and basically said that 60% of the United States is in poverty....even <i>crazier</i>, he went on and tried to defend that he saw the statistic somewhere! HaHa! Good times. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whats better is he totally mutilated it, twisted it, JUST in an attempt to flame me, I couldn't stop laughing
  • DarkATiDarkATi Revelation 22:17 Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17532Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yesterday I drove to a nearby town to visit a friend. The town is surrounded by tall hills and mountains, and you can have a very pleasant hike down any of the numerous trails there. Anyway, we were climbing one trail and enjoying the good weather when I saw what looked like a silver box.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Woods? Silver Things? It all seems so very humerous... 2 ME.

    ~ DarkATi
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 3 2004, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 3 2004, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The quote in my sig is the best. It was back in the day when Communist with a Gun thought he could make a intelligent post, but instead failed miserably and basically said that 60% of the United States is in poverty....even <i>crazier</i>, he went on and tried to defend that he saw the statistic somewhere! HaHa! Good times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whats better is he totally mutilated it, twisted it, JUST in an attempt to flame me, I couldn't stop laughing <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Apparently the US consists of children.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Sep 3 2004, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Sep 3 2004, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 3 2004, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 3 2004, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Sep 2 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The quote in my sig is the best. It was back in the day when Communist with a Gun thought he could make a intelligent post, but instead failed miserably and basically said that 60% of the United States is in poverty....even <i>crazier</i>, he went on and tried to defend that he saw the statistic somewhere! HaHa! Good times. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whats better is he totally mutilated it, twisted it, JUST in an attempt to flame me, I couldn't stop laughing <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Apparently the US consists of children. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Imagine that, children alive in a country? HOLY CRAP.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 2 2004, 01:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 2 2004, 01:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sure its IRC but I still think its funny

    <CWAG|EatingTaco> one time when I was little I wanted santa to get sick and stay at our house so I put out moldy tuna fish on wheat bread so he would get gas or something, next day my dad had his stomach pumped <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
    I dont think Ive laughed that much in my entire life!
  • NGENGE Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22443Members
    <a href='http://teamcri.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=633' target='_blank'>These quotes are just lame in comparision to the genius that is SNipermarine.</a>
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Sep 3 2004, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Sep 3 2004, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (White_Devil)
    ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best. Ever.
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Great map!" Is what i'd be saying if i was blind.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    from <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=78947' target='_blank'>here</a>.
    BTW, it is the best review of a map, ever.
  • XilentshadowXilentshadow Join Date: 2004-04-01 Member: 27657Members
    MY sig, which goes along with this: <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=79727&st=0' target='_blank'>http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/in...opic=79727&st=0</a>
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