The Dog

BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
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We couldnt find the dog all day yesterday. When I went looking today it was raining so hard it hurt. The dirt road in is totally washed out, the lake is flooding. Thats where I found him, by the lake. He was strung up in the birch trees, like a rabbit, skinned and gutted like a rabbit. He was a big dog, and mean. Now we can't get out if we wanted to. I expect the lines are gonna go down if the wind keeps up. One did get inside last night. It might even still be down there, im not going to look and neither is dad. We gotta wait out the storm now.
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  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    I think I speak for everyone here when I say.

    WTH?
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  • NuubNuub Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25059Members
    edited September 2004
    More story to the scared thread i guess.

    Edit: Typo
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited September 2004
    They got my best friend yesterday. I should be feeling sad, but all I can think about is what happens when they come for me, and I have no ammo left.
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    I think i speak for everyone when i say PICS PLZ!!!

    (not because i'm some sicko, but because BadKarma's stories are increasingly weird and I, for one, don't believe it)

    What next... strange piles of rocks and bloody handprints?
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Dammit, BadKarma! I TOLD you not to pick up that camera in the woods, just minutes after leaving that weird cave...
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    Why would someone do that to a dog...?!

    Gutted, skinned and hung, geez...that's sad.
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  • NuubNuub Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25059Members
    Predator anyone? <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    lol chimpy!!!

    Keep up with the story Karma its an awsome read!!!!
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    My rash isn't a rash after all.
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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    All I have to say is....


    It must be the <a href='http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0052969/combined' target='_blank'>Killer Shrews</a>.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited September 2004
    that was creepy <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: was BadKarma's story about feminists? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nuub+Sep 3 2004, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuub @ Sep 3 2004, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Predator anyone? <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Exactly my thoughts.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, and I concur with wizard@psu too.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <a href='http://users.adelphia.net/~djlink128/WomanOfMyDreams.jpg' target='_blank'>Regan McNeil again!</a>
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Just calling up to confirm that everybody knows this is just a test of BadKarma's writing skills... Oh Ok, thanks. Bye then.
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    You are a creepy man of sorts.
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Spoilers ahead, don't read if you don't want to know:


















































    Nanites.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-5kyh16h91+Sep 4 2004, 02:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (5kyh16h91 @ Sep 4 2004, 02:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spoilers ahead, don't read if you don't want to know:



    Nanites. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What is it with you people and nanites! Its not funny get over it!
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Sep 3 2004, 01:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Sep 3 2004, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We couldnt find the dog all day yesterday. When I went looking today it was raining so hard it hurt. The dirt road in is totally washed out, the lake is flooding. Thats where I found him, by the lake. He was strung up in the birch trees, like a rabbit, skinned and gutted like a rabbit. He was a big dog, and mean. Now we can't get out if we wanted to. I expect the lines are gonna go down if the wind keeps up. One did get inside last night. It might even still be down there, im not going to look and neither is dad. We gotta wait out the storm now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this saga can only end with "AND THEN THE WALLS EXPLODED!"
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-404NotFound+Sep 3 2004, 08:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (404NotFound @ Sep 3 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Sep 3 2004, 01:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Sep 3 2004, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> We couldnt find the dog all day yesterday. When I went looking today it was raining so hard it hurt. The dirt road in is totally washed out, the lake is flooding. Thats where I found him, by the lake. He was strung up in the birch trees, like a rabbit, skinned and gutted like a rabbit. He was a big dog, and mean. Now we can't get out if we wanted to. I expect the lines are gonna go down if the wind keeps up. One did get inside last night. It might even still be down there, im not going to look and neither is dad. We gotta wait out the storm now. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this saga can only end with "AND THEN THE WALLS EXPLODED!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I was thinking "And then bleeding chicken necks bathed in the flaming hell of the Apocalypse rained down upon us!"
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I was hoping it would end with baby carrots and a pink futon, but whatever.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    Or 'As i went into my room I saw the bed sheet covering over some lifeless object layed on the floor without any sort of movement. As i pulled off the bed sheets out sprang! Michael Jackson screaming "AHHH don't hurt me" Then charlie Sheen hit me in the head with a bat...'
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    This reminds me of another disappointing M. Night Shyamalan movie.

    Is your dad by any chance Mel Gibson?
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