Bhopping... Hurts!

L3GL3G Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13114Members
<div class="IPBDescription">...</div> Let's just I tried to bhop in real life. I kinda got the hang of it after trying a few times, and then i did it and I hurt my hip... So in conclusion: Don't try bhopping, unless you're flexible.
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
  • davidsansomedavidsansome Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13228Members, Constellation
    Weird... when faced with a long corridor, i always imagine myself fade-blink-hopping down it...
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    Dude, have you played Half Life too long or something?!

    bhop exists only in Half Life...

    you can change your "maximum speed" in real life by just going harder...
  • KaliasKalias Superskulk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2560Members
    I find wall strafing down corridors far more satisfying myself.

    Though I do go through jackets like... stuff you use up quickly.
  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Pff.

    Bhop exists.

    The ancient chinese Shaolin monks practiced it after studying the wild chinese battle-bunny. This has later been adopted into western culture in computergames, and I wouldn't be so surprised if it'd show up in a movie any time soon.
  • wallerwaller Join Date: 2004-04-28 Member: 28281Members
    my friends always tease me because i'm the fat builder race <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • NuubNuub Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25059Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zaggy+Sep 13 2004, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Sep 13 2004, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> bhop exists only in Half Life... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Disagree, it also existed in CoD first versions. Its been removed now but it was there... Half-life is not alone... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Bhopping sux, i dont have the scripts for it in real-life 1.2 Beta. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GrayDuckGrayDuck Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16134Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> I am so humored by this thread. *still chuckling*
  • L3GL3G Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13114Members
    I am gonna make a new thread once i am finished... Guide to bhopping in real life... With really cooool pictures!
  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    I've tried wallstrafing, actually works if the wall is flat!
  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    I've bhopped before because someone said "it doesn't amke you faster in real life so it shouldn't in games" so I put that tot he test and yes... I did increase in speed

    My friends just looked at me and said "WTH?" <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nuub+Sep 13 2004, 11:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuub @ Sep 13 2004, 11:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Zaggy+Sep 13 2004, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Sep 13 2004, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> bhop exists only in Half Life... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Disagree, it also existed in CoD first versions. Its been removed now but it was there... Half-life is not alone... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Bhopping sux, i dont have the scripts for it in real-life 1.2 Beta. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Woah!! Wth?!? Beta 1.2 of Real-Life is out? God why do I never find these things out till the last minute...

    *Edit* One thing's for sure, I'm not getting <b>this</b> patch from file planet.
  • NuubNuub Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25059Members
    Yeah, fileplanet isnt the best site to get life patches from. They're already making the 1.3 Beta <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->. Thank god real-life™ doesnt use Microsoft at all, I'd hate to crash every 2 steps <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-tankefugl+Sep 13 2004, 11:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (tankefugl @ Sep 13 2004, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pff.

    Bhop exists.

    The ancient chinese Shaolin monks practiced it after studying the wild chinese battle-bunny. This has later been adopted into western culture in computergames, and I wouldn't be so surprised if it'd show up in a movie any time soon. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->

    lol "battle bunny"



    and Kalias, I always imaging blasting away at a skulk rush personally with my HMG. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Ive actually thought about doing a video showing me bhoping just to own voogru's quote "Id like to see someone bhop in real life", but I never got around doing it because of my lazyness <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zaggy+Sep 13 2004, 11:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Sep 13 2004, 11:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dude, have you played Half Life too long or something?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YEP! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I too also think of:<ul><li>rocketjumping</li><li>wallclimbing</li><li>jumping off huge objects and taking only 10 damage</li></ul>lol. jk

    actually have done:<ul><li>strafing - actually do this often in paintball, but sometime just while walking instead of turrning arround an object I'll strafe it</li><li>bhopping - I find this works best as a skip, sorry but you don't get faster the longer you do it <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> </li><li>summersault\commando roll - not often</li><li>climbing out windows - don't dare me, I made $120 off in bets on this one</li><li>running down narrow objects - such as fences and railings</li><li>climbing trees - does this count?</li><li>walking backwards as well as forwards - takes some practice, harder on stairs for some reason</li><li>talk about selecting my paintball gear from a HUD</li><li>call paintball elims, frags; and when I get hit, deaths</li><li>if I get sick of playing on the same field in paintball, i say nextmap</li></ul>Things I don't do<ul><li>circle-strafe people in combat - only if i'm just trying to annoy some of the linux guys</li><li>open doors while crouched - "sofa king re-tar did." Say aloud quickly, you'll get the joke</li></ul>
  • Vash_Fourty_Five_LcVash_Fourty_Five_Lc Join Date: 2003-06-01 Member: 16913Members
    I constantly drift while walking in real life. I'll set up the approach, down-shift, and use my superior heel-toe technique to drift down stairs and around corners. Oh, this is also accompanied by engine and turbo sounds, of course with screeching tires.

















    What??
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Sometimes I wish I were a headcrap. Does that count?
  • Vash_Fourty_Five_LcVash_Fourty_Five_Lc Join Date: 2003-06-01 Member: 16913Members
    You...wish you were crap on a head??? Lol, I know that was a typo... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I've circle strafed some people in real life before, just to annoy them. It's funny, but people start acting the same way they do when they are cornered as when you are circle strafing them. They just don't know wth to do. It also works great for me in Ultimate Frisbee because if I keep my concentration, no matter where I am around the person I can slap the frisbee out of the air. They hate it.

    That and trolling in real life is something I've done on occasion, but until now I didn't really realize that it is the exact same thing as trolling online. Of course I only do it under certain circumstances, not with people I plan on being around a lot as well. But before Ottodestruct mentioned it, I never really thought to count it as trolling. Same with flaming, because if you have an argument, a serious debate on a serious topic, between some people and you jump into it unannounced and flame everyone while unloading your own wealth of information because you happen to be over prepared, well that is flaming isn't it?
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-waller+Sep 13 2004, 11:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waller @ Sep 13 2004, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my friends always tease me because i'm the fat builder race <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    haha yeah <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <3 <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ToneeTonee Wub wuB UK Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21926Members, Constellation
    have you ever tried to open a door without touching the handle? hurts depending on the "variable" - speed <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CartiCarti Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18099Members, Constellation
    Haha. We tried this in a race at a recent LAN party. Seeing as the hall was long, we designated 200m as a long race track for bunnyhopping races. Was fricking funny, but their legs were sore in the morning.
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Strafing is my daily routine in buses I take to get to school. When they get full, they GET full.

    But strafing isn't special anyway. I did bunnyhop but I hurt my legs in the process. It is possible, but you might :
    - Injure your leg
    - Fall on your face

    Almost fell on my face once....
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    It doesn't work in real life for the simple reason that, there's no way to accelerate while you're in the air, and there <i>is</i> air resistance.

    Any percieved change in speed is either a placebo effect, or simply the brilliant observation that leaping forward as fast as you can is faster than walking <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    You need better hardware, nub.
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    you all need to get out more... lol or in more... one or the other... delete as applicable
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-L3G+Sep 13 2004, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (L3G @ Sep 13 2004, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Let's just I tried to bhop in real life. I kinda got the hang of it after trying a few times, and then i did it and I hurt my hip... So in conclusion: Don't try bhopping, unless you're flexible. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I hope you try rocket jumping next.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    By the way, duckjumping works very well in real life.
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    but its hard to sty ducked all the time, especially when you land <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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