A Tale Of Two Sims...

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  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    I'm beginning to think its impossible for 2 females to co-exist in this game without becoming lesbians.

    <a href='http://dorian.carpe-noctem.ca/woohoo.jpg' target='_blank'><img src='http://dorian.carpe-noctem.ca/woohoosmall.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>

    3 Guesses why her mood's so high and her energy is so low <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Edit: oh, and the day before this, her goals were to make "WooHoo" with 3 sims, make out with 3 sims, make out with the sim that's beside her in the pic, and get a Hot Tub (to make "WooHoo" in apparently)
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    I'm sure it's not just standard behavior. Maybe she came from a broken....home?
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    ... lesbianism ...


    ... pfft.




    When can i sell crack, smack, shine, hooch, meth, acid, coke, E, PPC, and/or dope in this d*** thing? Because i <i>know</i> i saw a sceenshot of a sim with a plant of mary-jane <i>somewhere</i>.
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    today at the computer shop we had FOUR calls from people who've bought Sims2 and found it wouldnt start with their nonexistant onboard videocard.

    they all needed Dee Reckt Ecks Nine.

    i sold four Radeon 9200's today :x
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zel+Sep 17 2004, 09:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel @ Sep 17 2004, 09:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> today at the computer shop we had FOUR calls from people who've bought Sims2 and found it wouldnt start with their nonexistant onboard videocard.

    they all needed Dee Reckt Ecks Nine.

    i sold four Radeon 9200's today :x <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I really like mainstream games like The Sims 2: slowly but surely bringing the neadnerthals running Pentium 3's into the new millenium. Of computer hardware.

    It makes people upgrade, okay? That's a good thing. BTW, chicks kissing each other is probaby going to sell pretty well.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Zel+Sep 17 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel @ Sep 17 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> today at the computer shop we had FOUR calls from people who've bought Sims2 and found it wouldnt start with their nonexistant onboard videocard.

    they all needed Dee Reckt Ecks Nine.

    i sold four Radeon 9200's today :x <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This just made me realize that simply because of the audience aimed at, Will Wright may help sell more 3d cards this year than Gabe Newell and John Carmack combined. Should I be laughing or crying about this?

    I should probably just be happy that <i>someone</i> is getting people out there into buying 3d cards.
    [edit]D'oh, tychochelchuu's the faster typist.
  • NuubNuub Join Date: 2004-01-05 Member: 25059Members
    edited September 2004
    What a lovely story, too sad it has a sad end. For now I've had only few guy sims as roomies but im starting to be afraid they're both... herm, you know, fruitcakes. Both do have girl (2 each) but still they get these thoughts I would not like to see. It's kinda hilarious though if you put free will on.
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dorian Gray+Sep 17 2004, 04:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dorian Gray @ Sep 17 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm beginning to think its impossible for 2 females to co-exist in this game without becoming lesbians. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its true.. I have a married female sim who could easily be at the "Whoohoo" stage with another female sim after having only met the other one on two occasions and getting one phonecall from them... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Why does if feel like another SimCopter 2 guys kissing mishap..?
    or just horny coders...
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkinnY+Sep 17 2004, 08:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkinnY @ Sep 17 2004, 08:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> well, i suck.... this is what happened to my sim...


    <img src='http://www.skinny.frac.dk/uploads/wilson.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />



    guess dooms sims lives better then mine <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best. Picture. Ever.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    WTH skinny, you attacked the rabbit?
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    DOOM, uh, maybe its just me but.. every story you've posted so far has lesbians in it. Err..
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    And uh, doesnt this creep ANYONE else out?
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    lol this thread rocks <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    yeah, it seems kind of wierd (disgraceful?) that lesbianism occurs with such resounding frequency in the game... blame our sex-crazed society.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Nonono, sex-crazed Will Wright <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20284Members
    lol or maybe all us guys are just in the dark as to what's <i>really</i> happening <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I think its all just because of player encouraged actions. :P
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 17 2004, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 17 2004, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nonono, sex-crazed Will Wright <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well what the hell did you think would happen if you stick 6 guys in a room full of computers with 3d modeling programs, the most bad-a**ed C++ Compiler known to man, and waited a couple of years?
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    But really what's up with the Area-51 Alien-looking sims? It could probably be a "//shameless plug" for another game... Maybe even a Sims 2 expansion pack. Yeah, probably the second one <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And i <i>still</i> dont belive that you can make the sims drown in the pool if you remove the ladder. Yes, excellent job on coding the AI there, developers.
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    <_< after a couple days of sims2 im completely bored by it >_>
  • Vash_Fourty_Five_LcVash_Fourty_Five_Lc Join Date: 2003-06-01 Member: 16913Members
    Hmm...the game sounds damn fun, may have to pic it up one day...

    On that note, these dramas are freaking hilarious! Want more of it...
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Maveric+Sep 17 2004, 10:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Sep 17 2004, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Sep 17 2004, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Sep 17 2004, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nonono, sex-crazed Will Wright <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well what the hell did you think would happen if you stick 6 guys in a room full of computers with 3d modeling programs, the most bad-a**ed C++ Compiler known to man, and waited a couple of years?
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    But really what's up with the Area-51 Alien-looking sims? It could probably be a "//shameless plug" for another game... Maybe even a Sims 2 expansion pack. Yeah, probably the second one <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And i <i>still</i> dont belive that you can make the sims drown in the pool if you remove the ladder. Yes, excellent job on coding the AI there, developers. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It was probably requested by the drooling masses that it remain a feature in the game. After all, much like the sex perverts, the psyco killers made up a huge population of people who bought the game.
  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nuub+Sep 17 2004, 05:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuub @ Sep 17 2004, 05:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OT question: For some reason I cant build ANYTHING. Nothing at all. I can only buy things. Ive asked from thesims2.com but answer will take few days(2-5 or even more). If someone could help, I'd be grateful. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I have the exact same problem. =/
  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    the sims 1 originally made quite a ruckus about the sexuality possibilities. the devs PURPOSELY put no restrictions based on gender as to love and friendship. any two adults could fall in love, any two could kiss, any two could be married!

    our choosing to make girls kiss girls is more our decision than it was the devs. if youre opposed to homosexuality, then it wont happen in your game. its very simple, straightforward and works beautifully. you get from the game what you want to get from it.
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Sep 17 2004, 08:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 17 2004, 08:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> WTH skinny, you attacked the rabbit? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, i dont like rabbits, bunnys, what ever... and it was inside my house >_<
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited September 2004
    <b>Volume III: Now with three times the volume!</b>


    We return to our sims Laura and Ted again. P.S. I found out Laura's name was Jessica, not Laura. So I'm changing her name. Deal with it.

    We return to Jessica and Ted, who despite their previous passions are unable to mend their differences. Both fall into a deep depression. Jessica misses work and almost gets fired, and her social life plummets to the point where she starts hallucinating.

    Things hit rock bottom when Jessica is visited by the infamous Social Bunny. What happened next was shocking! The social bunny robbed her!
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_17.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    Ted and Jessica decided it would be best if they seperated from each other, and being that Ted had bought the house, paid all the bills, and provided food, he got kicked to the curb.

    Jessica still had Christie, but she wasn't the sort of girl to be tied down to just two people. She needed to meet someone new! She met Cedric in the grocery store one day, and as usual by the end of the day they were in the sack.

    But even though Jessica yurned for physical satisfaction from many sources, Christie was here one true love. At least so far. They decided to move in together so they could travel less distance to screw. What did they care, it was Ted's house, right?
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_18.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    For awhile things were stable, but then Jessica and Christie decided that they couldn't stand it in Ted tiny, cramped living space anymore. Not to mention the toilet, which had never been cleaned. They moved out to 2 story loft down the street, and it was an immediate change in their lives. For starters, they had a table where they could eat breakfast!
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_19.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    Christie finally had room for the piano she always wanted, so now she could play Chopsticks.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_20.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    ... But that was only in Christie's spare time. For once they moved in together, Jessica found out Christie's <u>true</u> identity:
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_21.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Yes, that's right. She is a super hero. She makes a good chunk of money doing it too.

    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_22.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Lesbian Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!

    Quite remarkable, having your lover be a super hero. But how did she get that way? It wasn't any radiation or being from another planet, no no, she just did Yoga:
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_23.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />




    Once Christie and Jessica got settled in, they decided it was time to re-ignite their social lives, which had both been smothered from the time Jessica was with Ted. They threw parties, and lots of them. The ladies came for the food and the hot tub. The guys came to watch the ladies in the hot tub. <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_24.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    Awww yeah.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_25.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    One day, Jessica got daring, so she decided to introduce her rarely-used #3, Cedric, to Christie. And where did she chose to do it? Why in a hot tub of course!
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_26.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    But Jessica didn't understand Cedric as well as she thought. Not only was he not open to the idea of "group activities", he was actually planning on asking her to marry him.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_27.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    In a fit of rage, he attacks Christie with some kung fu 100 hand slap attack. Domestic Violence is the #1 crime in Simcity.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_28.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    When no one was looking, Cedric decided that the best way to get his revenge on Jessica would be to take all of her money.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_29.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    Jessica, hurt and on the rebound, decided to stretch her luck and try for a #4. She wasn't in the mood for a challenge, so she picked an easy target: some overweight geek. He would be her slave. Or at least he would have been, had Christie not seen Jessica flirting with him. This was Jessica and Christie's first and only fight...
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_30.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    ... They quickly made up.
    <img src='http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/Sims%202/a_tale_of_two_sims_31.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />



    What happens next?
    Will Jessica meet her goal of hooking up with 5 different people? Will the price be worth it, or is that dream better left a fantasy?
    Tune in next time to find out!
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    In other news its been 4 days since I got notice that it had BEEN SENT, so it should be here tomorow at the latest and if it isnt, Im going to be VERY VERY unhappy.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Loool. I need to buy sims 2. Now.
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Sep 18 2004, 03:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Sep 18 2004, 03:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Loool. I need to buy sims 2. Now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    At least you didnt pre-order it to get it THE DAY IT COMES OUT, and then have it fail to arrive, since there is not mail delivery tomorow its 3 days late, 3DAYS FOR A PREORDER.

    [/rant]
  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    Doomeh has such a pretty house <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Clashen+Sep 18 2004, 08:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Clashen @ Sep 18 2004, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Doomeh has such a pretty house <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its a stock house. My screenie is from the same house <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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