Do Not Learn Japanese
<div class="IPBDescription">You have been warned.</div> Recent studies have shown that a majority of "corrupted souls" found in the National Reserve For The Criminally Insane located in Washington D.C. have in fact, been the victim not of inhibitted brain development or excessive exposure to sharpie fumes, but the result of attempting to learn the Japanese language. These "congressmen" as we have come to call them have all shown signs of suffering from an acute case of UCARAARUSATLJ, or Utter Confusion And Retardation As A Result of an UnSupervised Attempt To Learn Japanese. Unbeknownst to many, the dangers of the Japanese language and its potential effect on the American mind have only recently been concisely documented on the internet by an unknown author, under the title of "So You Want To Learn Japanese." We now present you with said article.
<a href='http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html' target='_blank'>http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html</a>
<a href='http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html' target='_blank'>http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html</a>
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And I always laugh when some Jap tries to translate something.
You are winner!