Evil Genius

Stewie · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Oct 1 2004, 12:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I shall call him, same-size-me  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
BRING IN ZE CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkfish · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Oct 1 2004, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> how large can your lair be in the final version?
the one in the demo was very small and cramped, so does anyone has an overview of an fully built lair?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Alot LOT bigger <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

TychoCelchuuu · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Oct 1 2004, 03:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I remember playing that. Someone walked into my dorm room and saw me changing henchies and thought it was some kind of bondage game.

The reason I don't care about the game, though: I captured an agent and prepared him for interrogation. While they were transfering him to the chair another agent broke in and got shot, but the two guys transporting the prisoner stopped. He miraculously reacquired his C4 (because apparently when you capture secret agents, soldiers and spies you don't disarm them) and blew up the armory he was in...

Anything that retarded doesn't get to go on my computer.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Obviously you've never seen James Bond films, because stuff like that happens all the time in the world of secret agents. I'm sure all the other Evil Geniuses are just as mad about it as you, but sometimes you just have to cope with incompetent henchemen and secret agents who always have one more trick.

CommunistWithAGun · October 2004

This is why you can issue tags to friendlies too. Issue the incompetent fools a capture tag.

TychoCelchuuu · October 2004

Or just kill them.

Venmoch · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Oct 1 2004, 06:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I remember playing that. Someone walked into my dorm room and saw me changing henchies and thought it was some kind of bondage game.

The reason I don't care about the game, though: I captured an agent and prepared him for interrogation. While they were transfering him to the chair another agent broke in and got shot, but the two guys transporting the prisoner stopped. He miraculously reacquired his C4 (because apparently when you capture secret agents, soldiers and spies you don't disarm them) and blew up the armory he was in...

Anything that retarded doesn't get to go on my computer.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Dude, eveyone knows you aren't disarmed when and Evil Genius captures you. Just watch any early James Bond movie. (Before bad guys wisened up to it all) Thats what Evil Genius is trying to capture, to do well you need to do stuff like that.

UltimaGecko · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Venmoch @ Oct 1 2004, 09:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Oct 1 2004, 06:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I remember playing that. Someone walked into my dorm room and saw me changing henchies and thought it was some kind of bondage game.

The reason I don't care about the game, though: I captured an agent and prepared him for interrogation. While they were transfering him to the chair another agent broke in and got shot, but the two guys transporting the prisoner stopped. He miraculously reacquired his C4 (because apparently when you capture secret agents, soldiers and spies you don't disarm them) and blew up the armory he was in...

Anything that retarded doesn't get to go on my computer. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Dude, eveyone knows you aren't disarmed when and Evil Genius captures you. Just watch any early James Bond movie. (Before bad guys wisened up to it all) Thats what Evil Genius is trying to capture, to do well you need to do stuff like that.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
...Maybe if it weren't for the fact the two guys who were transporting the soldier were still in the room and just watched him plant the C4 and blow them up...I could believe that <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> .

Necrosis · October 2004

He probably had Q branch give him an exploding pair of underpants.

"Now listen carefully 007... These underpants are a Class-4 grenade. Three pelvic thrusts activate it's 4-second fuse (thrust)(thrust)(thrust) and three to turn it off (thrust)(thrust)(thrust)"

(thrust)(thrust)(thrust) How long did you say the fuse was?

"Oh, grow up, 007!"

raz0r · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrosis @ Oct 1 2004, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He probably had Q branch give him an exploding pair of underpants.

"Now listen carefully 007... These underpants are a Class-4 grenade. Three pelvic thrusts activate it's 4-second fuse (thrust)(thrust)(thrust) and three to turn it off (thrust)(thrust)(thrust)"

(thrust)(thrust)(thrust) How long did you say the fuse was?

"Oh, grow up, 007!"  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
rofl, classic!

Snidely · October 2004

It's such a shame that Q died.

raz0r · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Oct 1 2004, 10:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> It's such a shame that Q died.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
it's just not the same with John cleese(even though john cleese = win)

TychoCelchuuu · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necrosis @ Oct 1 2004, 04:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He probably had Q branch give him an exploding pair of underpants.

"Now listen carefully 007... These underpants are a Class-4 grenade. Three pelvic thrusts activate it's 4-second fuse (thrust)(thrust)(thrust) and three to turn it off (thrust)(thrust)(thrust)"

(thrust)(thrust)(thrust) How long did you say the fuse was?

"Oh, grow up, 007!"  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Best. Post. Ever.

That, my friends, is "perfect" in forum post form.

Gwahir · October 2004

about base size, when I had the money and was building I still never filled all available space on the first island. And I haven't really gotten started on the second island but it is HUGE!!!!

I can't wait to get more traps, right now I only have a new trigger from the base set, but that trigger should be very nice (laser trigger)

Oh and putting a guy in the laser research device for torture is really cool:

Dorian_Gray · October 2004

I love making traps where they are an infinite loop <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

I made a box of corridors, with pressure switches controlling jet engines. Fun for the whole family (well... for the evil genius). Unfortunately it also got triggered by minions, which did keep their loyalty up, until they died of starvation from being flung around a box all day.

Gwahir · October 2004

I'm a little frustrated right now and may go back to my old island so I can fix what a few bad invasions did to me: killed all my social minions. They were my primary defense against super agents and all my technicians are gone too.. they'll train up by my scis but they immediately move on to scientist and nothing gets fixed.... GRRRR maybe I'll just have to start my new base small and build up again, or maybe I can fix it by going to my last base so I don't have to build an infrastructure on top of these problems...

Monkfish · October 2004

Ahahahahaha I was just interogating a hostage and the minion that was doing it was just dancing like michael jackson "eee heee" *grabs groin* <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

IBT · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel @ Sep 29 2004, 01:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> (whoever forced me to put jail cells in with the rifle racks was a moron)  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
What are you talking about!?!? thats an AWSOME idea! it allows the prisoners to defend them sel.ves a..gainst... people freeing them...
orr. not...

Snidely · October 2004

I love the trap system in this. There's a fake corridor, and when an enemy goes through, he activates wind turbines that slam him against the wall, and in turn, triggers a giant glass cage to come down. While they're trapped inside, they get gassed to death. It's great to watch, especially with the UT-type bonuses ("NEFARIOUS!"). (:

I just wish I could wall up areas of rooms without having to delete the entire room. That's annoying.

Stewie · October 2004

Dang, I always seem to be out of money right after you get the Inner Sanctum.

But I love the voice of Maximillian .... "Wunderbar" "You have failed me for the last time" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Snidely · October 2004

When I need money, I just pile ~5 guards into the most profitable areas (Central USA, Europe, etc..) along with some valets. The valets reduce the amount of heat the soldiers cause, and as long as you're careful, you can rake in a ton of money in no time flat. Even if the forces of justice catch up with you, you're only going to lose one or two of your guards.

Stewie · October 2004

Argh, I forgot to build a training room. And I still don't understand why I can only support 19 minions with my massive barracks <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Snidely · October 2004

You need extra lockers, which are objects you can build in the barracks. I have a barracks with fifty-nine lockers in it so far...

Stewie · October 2004

Yarr, I have like 24 beds and 15 lockers ... odd, but I'm gonna restart since I screwed up royally <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

Snidely · October 2004

Unless you increase the amount of minions you want, you won't get any new recruits.

CommunistWithAGun · October 2004

I just started the game myself. I am about an hour into it. Any tips? I noticed they have very thourough tutorial however there are minor things left out. I went and built a giant base and didn't know I needed power supply untill the lights went out. And I dont know how to make a door to the outside. The inital opening to my lair is completely open. Help?

Monkfish · October 2004

Right click outside and place an evil lair entrance. Then click on a corridor to add a door.

Gwahir · October 2004

that is in the tutorial... of course you'll want to place a door in the cooridor to prevent people from getting in.

Later today I think I'll go back like I said and get new valets and the rest. They really set me back when I lost that entire branch of my minions. I had a spindoctor left for a bit but he wouldn't train new valets for some reason <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /> then he deserted when mariana the super agent worked her charms on him.

docchimpy · October 2004

Can you hire Super Evil HAWT chickz to seduce the superagents?

Gwahir · October 2004

you can train social minions...
the only hawt women are personal bodyguards

the blue guy is the evil genius
the girl above him is the personal bodyguard
the girl in the chair is a super agent getting tortured

POOP_Akira · October 2004

I have 50 bucks lying around doing nothing, should I get this game? Sounds awesome.

Evil Genius

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