May I Present
<div class="IPBDescription">A completely pointless petition</div> Do not attempt to adjust your monitor. I am now in control. I control the vertical, and the horizontal. I can expand your awareness to encompass an infnity of variation, or shrink it down to focus on the smallest specific detail. Beyond good, beyond evil, beyond even spam itself you begin to approach... A MESSED UP POST!
We all know that online petitions count for exactly squat in the world. A billion people could sign an online petition and nobody would give a damn.
Still, when I saw <a href='http://www.petitiononline.com/hl2kids/petition.html' target='_blank'>This Online Petition</a> I felt the inexorable urge to sign it.
It's pointless, I know, It will NEVER happen, I'm fully aware of that. It counts for absolutely NOTHING, I know! I know!
And yet... Reading those lines, those lines of pure wonder, I must say that even if it counts for nothing it would be wonderful if it could be true.
We now return you to your regular internet experience.
We all know that online petitions count for exactly squat in the world. A billion people could sign an online petition and nobody would give a damn.
Still, when I saw <a href='http://www.petitiononline.com/hl2kids/petition.html' target='_blank'>This Online Petition</a> I felt the inexorable urge to sign it.
It's pointless, I know, It will NEVER happen, I'm fully aware of that. It counts for absolutely NOTHING, I know! I know!
And yet... Reading those lines, those lines of pure wonder, I must say that even if it counts for nothing it would be wonderful if it could be true.
We now return you to your regular internet experience.
Comments
Tell me about it. Look at how many people don't have a clue what they're signing:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->38. Sid I don't know what this Petition is for - I just like signing online petitions!
37. Austin
36. C
35. rafe andrews I once saw a dog performing emergency surgery on the man in the corner with the dog on the roof in the swimming pool. See?
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33. Stefan Releasee meee...
32. Snidely Yes.
31. tom opdam Don't delay it 1 week per kid though.. Just delay it a month or so for good measure. Or make it so you have to have a test to buy it, so the consumer has to have an IQ of over 6 to purchase HL2.
30. Cronos Most. Succint. Views. Ever.
29. JER Vivendi sucks ****, im boycottin them, I NEED HL2, those f**kers
28. MOFUK When is TF2 coming out?
27. Mikael A Sandøy
26. DHM And keep it one day for every person who asks about TF2
25. pete eater Keep it locked in a small case at the bottom of the ocean until all llamas are dead. "patience is a virtue" - someone
24. Llama murderer I will murder all whining llamas, hahahahaha
23. Axewerfer Yes, by all means, keep the game in some dusty corner...the shrieking children amuse me.
22. SavannahLion Delay the game for every day there's a complaint about the delay. Go Vivendi!
21. MT yes please do this
20. Brad Release it. Now.
19. Mark Think of the consumer, your most valued asset.
18. Gabe
17. Dragnoth
16. Klip "Patience is sorrow's salve." - Charles Churchill
15. omar REALEASE THIS GAME BEFORE I PAINT THE WALLS WITH MY BRAINS
14. ] hey look a rubber band ) OH RIGHT!!
13. Mike Think of the kids who need this game desperately! ...now dont the look sad and wanting?...
12. Ed Smith
11. Haden Brooks Don't rush it! Get what needs to be done finished, then release. Just don't end up like DNF
10. Mike Armstrong I want HL2 already, we've waited too long for it already
9. Tom (Armed&Dangerous) Drown in your own bile llamas
8. pete just release it already, no need to sit on it.
7. Interloper for the good of humanity
6. (GIT)r-man Make Gabe sweat off some of those pounds...delay the sucker!
5. Riffskull15 I say you never release the game because it has done nothing but cause anger. HA!
4. Doug Lawless Delay the damned thing, already!
3. Tantalus ... "And so," said the Reaper, "let them learn the lesson of patience, for it is a good lesson" ...
2. DA-Sponge Delay delay delay!!!
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This may be the first time I've seen someone sign a petition while simultaneously threatening suicide by self-inflictid gunshot wound if the stuff the petition asks for does happen.
I think half the people that sign these are just making fun of everybody else. I know that's what I'm thinking.
I want HL2 released as soon as it's ready. There are other ways to deal with these delay-crybabies. Shall we say... <i>CYBER NINJA ATTACK</i>??
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AArrgh!!
Must.... Sign.... Urge to Sign... Rising....
Granted there are a few people that wouldnt be able to find a clue if it was glued to their face but I say delay the sucker and make the whingers pay for their... forum... crimes... yeah...
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I am confused-
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who the hell was this <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> -
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->42. Roger O'Reilly - (Nz-Nexus) i decompiles what i wants!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Classic.
I find this funny. Change the release date to make people understand they can't change the release date???
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hehe
we need a Nz-Nexus appreciation thread
Unless, of course, they're joking. :/
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Pah. What an idiot. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Unless, of course, they're joking. :/ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Marik's joking about the petitioners joking, you <b>big stupid idiot</b>!