Spaceballs 2
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<div class="IPBDescription">The Search for More Money</div> In case you haven't heard, Spaceballs 2 is <a href='http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=18513' target='_blank'>on the way.</a> It's slated for around the time Episode 3 comes out since they are eerily similar for reasons unbeknownst to mankind. I can't wait!
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An unfortunate typo given the fact that it was magnified so much <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Edit: Typo <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Though I suppose it might make Episode 3 look good by comparison.
They're doing it for a s**tload of money!
try watching Airplane, youll see what i mean <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I just hope they don't get carried away with special effects or anything but I think in mel's capable hands it should be just fine =3
The only real question is what films will it take the mickey out of this time ontop of starwars? ^~
Are they going to use the same actors? Wasn't the last one made ages ago..
Oh my god you people are an embarassment. If Mel Brooks was here he'd violently remove your two best friends (and not the ones in the Winnebago).
LUDACIS SPEED? (This is just sad - you learned how to spell that word off of some **** band who couldn't spell it either?)
Darth Helmet?
No 'The' in 'The search for more money'?
Jesus christ.
First part: "Prepare ship for light speed!" "No no no light speed is too slow." "Light speed too slow?" "Yes, we'll have to go straight to... ludicrous speed!" "Sir we've never gone that fast before, I don't know if the ship can take it!" "What's a matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?" "Prepare ship- Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts! Secure all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Shut down the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo-" "Give me that you petty excuse of an officer. Now hear this: Ludicrous speed-" "Sir hadn't you better buckle up?" "Ahh buckle this. LUDICROUS SPEED - GO!"
Second Part: ITS DARKHELMET DARK HELMET FOR GODS SAKE DARK - HELMET.
Third Part:
"Yoghurt! Will we ever see you again?" "Who knows? God willing we'll all meet up in Spaceballs 2: The search for more money."
You're thinking of: "Barf barf barf... we're not doing this for the money... we're doing it for a ****LOAD of money!" "You're right boss, and when you're right, you're right! And you, you're always right!"
Still, Mel Brooks has golden comedy. Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles are comedic classics, not to mention Robin Hood, Men In Tights <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I have faith in Mel Brooks. May the holy prophet of "t3h funee" prevail against the stoic and banal forces of the false god "George Lucas" (honestly, when was the last time GL made a GOOD joke in SW? Last I remember it was in the older star wars, not in the new ones (was this aside a bit long? Crap, an aside within an aside is a bad thing. Damnit. This aside is long as well, better finish this before I dig the hole any deeper)).
"Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it! "
"Lonestarr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot: That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do."
however the champion scene of the movie is... jamming:
Radar Operator: I'm having trouble with the radar sir..
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Operator: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz: The what?, the what?, and the what?
Radar Operator: You know.. The bleeps..... The sweeps.... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: That's not all he's lost.
Radar Operator: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed. ... Raspberry.
Dark Helmet: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.
Dark Helmet: LONE STAR...
AWESOME! :D
Though, on a sad note, this will probably be one of the bigger moments when John Candy is missed once again. :(
CHINA DOES NOT EXIST UNTIL I HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY EYES.
CHINA DOES NOT EXIST UNTIL I HAVE SEEN IT WITH MY EYES. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yeah that's about right
next you'll be telling me Russia actually exists, lying bastage.....
HERE'S HOPING IT IS AWESOME!
this thread has convinced me i have to watch spaceballs again.
Spaceballs sucks.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"A delayed game is eventually good*, a bad game is bad forever"
- Shigeru Miyamoto
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>*Unless its Daikatana</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Um... no. The exact quote: <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a ****load of money!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
NO FRIGGEN "THE" BEFORE "MONEY".
Don't believe me? Listen to it yourself: <a href='http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/space/sounds/money.wav' target='_blank'>Money</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"A delayed game is eventually good*, a bad game is bad forever"
- Shigeru Miyamoto
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>*Unless its Daikatana</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'm sure if they delayed Daikatana 5 more years, it would be golden.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"A delayed game is eventually good*, a bad game is bad forever"
- Shigeru Miyamoto
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>*Unless its Daikatana</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'm sure if they delayed Daikatana 5 more years, it would be golden. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
heh. With John Romero in charge they could have delayed it another 5 years, sent it through a time warp back to its original release date (its been a while, I'm guessing... 1976 or so?) and it STILL would have been crap.