You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...

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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Afr+Oct 6 2004, 12:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Oct 6 2004, 12:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When (7)NSplayer joins your team. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hahaha nice!
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Hmm....

    When NuBcOm1 gets in the chair.....and you hear the dreaded recycling sound play ten times....and your base disappears.....20 minutes into the game.....with a heavy train en-route to one of the aliens' two hives.

    Well actually the marines really won that game......oooh it fits the thread title, I'm not being sarcastic! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

    And by the innocent....I mean the idiots.
  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->He might have mean that marines put all there res into farming res nodes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    but he didnt

    in which case, indeed you need a brain upgrade
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-_.:Firestorm:._+Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
    here it is again, read it line by line:

    relocation to marine start.



    from marine start <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • bliNkbliNk Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21422Members
    Setup a TF and 4 sieges outside a hive, confused by the lack of resistance.

    Run in to find it's empty.

    Comm leaves the game
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-_.:Firestorm:._+Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
    here it is again, read it line by line:

    relocation to marine start.



    from marine start <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this man has commanded on hera before.
  • WarningForeverWarningForever Join Date: 2004-05-06 Member: 28503Members
    When you're almost done relocating and the comm beacons... 20 minutes in... Oh, that was a sad day for the TSA
  • CypherCypher Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14579Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-_.:Firestorm:._+Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
    here it is again, read it line by line:

    relocation to marine start.



    from marine start <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this man has commanded on hera before. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    everyone knows that the real attraction is to do it on eclipse
  • bigbadbunnybigbadbunny Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7142Members
    some guys get cara/cele/focus <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Al_KaholicAl_Kaholic Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25821Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cypher-+Oct 7 2004, 11:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cypher- @ Oct 7 2004, 11:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Oct 7 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Oct 6 2004, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-_.:Firestorm:._+Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> must be the "edited..." crap in the way
    here it is again, read it line by line:

    relocation to marine start.



    from marine start <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think this man has commanded on hera before. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    everyone knows that the real attraction is to do it on eclipse <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ns_caged. Relocate your base over by the resource tower across from the original CC. <i>Great</i> alamo base.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When you notice a distinct lack of enemy players, and a remarkably full Ready Room.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The aforementioned NSPlayer(7) is encouraging the Marine team to "humphumphumphump" in the first few seconds of the game.
  • WirheWirhe Join Date: 2003-06-22 Member: 17610Members
    I know the marines will win when...
    ...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.
    ...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
    ...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

    I know the kharaa will win when...
    ...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
    ...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.
    ...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    You hear, "Lookit me!!!! I IS RIDING SPACE COW!!!!!"

    The BEST player on their team has 1 kill and 47 deaths.
  • ClashenClashen Join Date: 2003-08-22 Member: 20087Members
    When i'm on the opposite team.
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Clashen+Oct 9 2004, 12:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Clashen @ Oct 9 2004, 12:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When i'm on the opposite team. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ..and im in your team.
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wirhe+Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know the marines will win when...
    <b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
    ...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
    ...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

    I know the kharaa will win when...
    ...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
    <b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
    ...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)?
  • pip1pip1 Join Date: 2004-09-06 Member: 31430Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Oct 8 2004, 07:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 07:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Wirhe+Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know the marines will win when...
    <b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
    ...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
    ...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

    I know the kharaa will win when...
    ...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
    <b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
    ...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The server crashes. End of story.
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-i'm lost+Oct 8 2004, 08:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (i'm lost @ Oct 8 2004, 08:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Wirhe+Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wirhe @ Oct 8 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know the marines will win when...
    <b>...They have more than 5 RTs at any given time. GG.</b>
    ...The general score is more than double to their favour. GG.
    ...Same for the kill-ratio. POC.

    I know the kharaa will win when...
    ...Those two fades are STILL alive. GG.
    <b>...2 hives + 4 RTs. GG.</b>
    ...The kill-ratio is more than double to their favour. POC. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What if both of the conditions in bold happen at the same time (marines with 6 rt's, aliens have 4 rt's and 2 hives)? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The universe explodes.
  • WirheWirhe Join Date: 2003-06-22 Member: 17610Members
    Actually, all the Kharaa blow up in orgasms to cover the floors with green, bubbling goo and marines celebrate by humping the armory to death. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    But okay, perhaps I didn't think that through; aliens need more resource towers than marines in any case, so fix up the number by two and there you have it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    I hear marines win when all hives are destroyed and no Kharaa remain alive. Am I smart or what?
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    You Know You're Going To Win The Game When...

    ... I am commander and you are an alien.
  • FiggyFiggy Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23818Members
    You know you're going to win the game when

    Your Aliens and all the Marines keep asking "hwo i get biger gun?!?1one"
  • NGENGE Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22443Members
    You know you're going to win a game when you're on the opposite side of someone with a giant ego but they actually haven't even been playing the game very long and coincidentally it turns out they're not good at all, just better than a couple of people here and there so they assume they're the best in the world and cry and scream whenever you do anything *breath* to kill them such as ambushing or aiming
  • NolSinklerNolSinkler On the Clorf Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26560Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-NGE+Oct 9 2004, 11:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NGE @ Oct 9 2004, 11:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You know you're going to win a game when you're on the opposite side of someone with a giant ego but they actually haven't even been playing the game very long and coincidentally it turns out they're not good at all, just better than a couple of people here and there so they assume they're the best in the world and cry and scream whenever you do anything *breath* to kill them such as ambushing or aiming <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol...that reminds me of a game where the marines had MT and I got cloaking to avoid being seen and the marines got mad at me...and we won because they all left.
  • TD848TD848 Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15159Members
    nub (with hmg): Comm when are you gonna upgrade the armory?

    comm(me looking at our upgraded armory): once I get the onos upgrade.....

    nub (with hmg): oh cool so it will be easier to kill onos!

    comm(me): right....



    happened once...
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    ouch....
    harmless nub quotes, so funneh <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DC_DarklingDC_Darkling Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18068Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver
    you know you are winning when you own 4 out of the 5 in a rine squad as vanilla skulk while 2 of that squad have hmg and all are in the same group.
  • Firestorm2Firestorm2 Join Date: 2004-08-09 Member: 30473Members
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 6 2004, 06:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 6 2004, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-_.:Firestorm:._+Oct 6 2004, 05:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_.:Firestorm:._ @ Oct 6 2004, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 6 2004, 01:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 6 2004, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waller+Oct 6 2004, 01:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waller @ Oct 6 2004, 01:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Marines farm res nodes. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That doesn't make awhole lot of sense either. You <i>want</i> to contol the majority of the res nodes. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    someone needs a brain upgrade <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ah smartassism. He might have mean that marines put all there res into farming res nodes while aliens get 3 hives which is bad. But getting res nodes isn't bad. That what you are supposed to do. Oh wait that can't be right. I need a frikin brain upgrade first because you clearly know all.

    (I can be sarcastic to) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You do. Failing to comprehend is probably a very clear sign of a problem.

    The better brain is the one that better approximates what is actually happening.

    MUAHAHAHAHA
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Who resurrects a thread from a month ago to argue the point that someone needs a "brain upgrade"?

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    That said, you know you're going to win when you hear flushing noises coming from the com's mike when all-talk is on.
  • amnesiacamnesiac Join Date: 2004-11-03 Member: 32619Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Sep 30 2004, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Sep 30 2004, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When you see turrets in marine start <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lmao laffo!
  • Lt.RealnessLt.Realness Join Date: 2004-03-17 Member: 27379Members
    you're goin' to win a game when..

    - the marines are starting to build sieges in their base <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    - one player of both teams screams in public chat "Yes!! We ALREADY have one rt!!"
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