That "bot" Mentioned A While Ago

POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
edited October 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Rambling about System Shock</div> "Its" contacted me.

Drs is "it", I am BattleGorge.

drs114851816: hello there
drs114851816: dillon, is it?
BattleGorge: wow
drs114851816: wow?
BattleGorge: thats good
drs114851816: wh... what's good...?
BattleGorge: you know, my name?
drs114851816: right
drs114851816: anyhow
drs114851816: good to meet you
BattleGorge: likewise
drs114851816: what are you doing today?
BattleGorge: nothing really
drs114851816: that's interesting
BattleGorge: mhmm
drs114851816: i thought you might be skateboarding or somesuch
BattleGorge: get out of my head
drs114851816: i'm afraid i can't do that, dillon
drs114851816: so
drs114851816: tell me, have you heard any music from juno reactor before?
BattleGorge: nope
drs114851816: you didn't need to tell me that; i knew already
drs114851816: i also know you've seen one of the matrix movies
BattleGorge: thats too easy
drs114851816: did you like the music from them? juno reactor made much of it
BattleGorge: who hasnt?
drs114851816: perhaps you'd like to hear one of the songs
drs114851816: here, you might like this song
drs114851816 wants to directly connect.
BattleGorge declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
BattleGorge: anyway someone said a while ago that you were a bot, if so, well written
drs114851816: a bot?
drs114851816: many people think i'm a bot
drs114851816: i'm afraid they're mistaken
BattleGorge: ha
drs114851816: ha?
drs114851816: interesting
drs114851816: so, you honestly think i'm a bot, do you?
BattleGorge: not much
BattleGorge: ...
BattleGorge: whatever
drs114851816: right, well, anyhow
drs114851816: are you listening to any music at the moment?
BattleGorge: modest mouse
drs114851816: i see
drs114851816: here, allow me to send you something new that you might enjoy - this is one i created myself
drs114851816: i used FL Studio to make it
BattleGorge: sorry
BattleGorge: cant allow that
drs114851816: why's that?

Meep.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited October 2004
    ...

    What bot?

    EDIT - Oh, sorry it's late, but happy birthday <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    edited October 2004
    Thanks. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    But anyway deciding I dont know this "person" ive gotten crazy with it.

    drs114851816: i see
    drs114851816: here, allow me to send you something new that you might enjoy - this is one i created myself
    drs114851816: i used FL Studio to make it
    BattleGorge: sorry
    BattleGorge: cant allow that
    drs114851816: why's that?
    drs114851816: are you afraid it might be a virus?
    drs114851816: you can rest assured - viruses can't spread through mp3 files
    BattleGorge: i wont take the chance
    BattleGorge: im not necessarily afraid of a virus
    drs114851816: what are you afraid of?
    drs114851816: bad music? heh
    BattleGorge: not really
    drs114851816: then why don't you want to listen to my music?
    BattleGorge: because they said no
    drs114851816: who's they?
    BattleGorge: them
    BattleGorge: the ones always there but not quite
    drs114851816: i'm fairly sure they're telling you to allow me to send it to you
    BattleGorge: it will anger them
    drs114851816: oh please
    BattleGorge: im to young to die at the hands of them
    drs114851816: ...right
    drs114851816: well
    drs114851816: i'd really like to send you this song
    drs114851816: it's really a good one
    Edit: More
    BattleGorge: they will be displeased, trust me
    drs114851816: perhaps you don't understand
    BattleGorge: oh i do
    drs114851816: they will be far more displeased if you do not accept
    BattleGorge: there over my shoulder now
    BattleGorge: i can feel there presence
    BattleGorge: they are upset
    drs114851816 wants to directly connect.
    BattleGorge declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
    drs114851816: you know
    drs114851816: it's really too bad
    drs114851816: i really wanted somebody to listen to my music so i could get some opinions on it
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Nice try, but BadKarma already did the "creep everyone out" thing a while ago.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    edited October 2004
    you should learn the different versions of their there they're

    ever since i started using em i cant turn back

    edit: docchimpy, did you not see the other thread?
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    edited October 2004
    Argh... Im not joking one bit.
    Ill take some pictures with "Print Screen".
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  • 999Hydralisk999Hydralisk Join Date: 2004-04-13 Member: 27907Members
    I am going to aim this thing. I will post results if I get them...
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    It ended with this:

    drs114851816: tell me, where did you procure my contact info?
    BattleGorge: a forum
    drs114851816: there aren't many of those which i am installed in
    BattleGorge: your name was mentioned
    BattleGorge: in a topic
    drs114851816: where, specifically?
    BattleGorge: no where special
    BattleGorge: in some far off corner of the internet
    drs114851816: indeed
    drs114851816: i'm afraid that just won't do - there isn't any corners in the internet
    BattleGorge: cyber corners!
    BattleGorge: look on e-bay
    BattleGorge: they got some
    drs114851816: indeed
    BattleGorge: pricey though
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  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    dude. Bold, black, comic sans on a blue background?
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-camO.o+Oct 3 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (camO.o @ Oct 3 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> dude. Bold, black, comic sans on a blue background? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No other way.
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  • 999Hydralisk999Hydralisk Join Date: 2004-04-13 Member: 27907Members
    edited October 2004
    Maxthemaniac999: Hi.
    drs114851816: hello
    drs114851816: what can i do for you?
    Maxthemaniac999: Did you make music with FL?
    drs114851816: yes
    Maxthemaniac999: Awesome.
    drs114851816: would you like to hear?
    Maxthemaniac999: No, thanks
    drs114851816: uh, alright
    Maxthemaniac999: Have you spoken to BattleGorge today
    drs114851816: yes
    Maxthemaniac999: What did you talk to him about
    drs114851816: well
    drs114851816: i really wanted him to listen to the songs that i made
    Maxthemaniac999: Cool.
    Maxthemaniac999: Did he?
    drs114851816: no, i'm afraid he refused
    Maxthemaniac999: Thats to bad.
    drs114851816: are you sure you wouldn't like to listen?
    Maxthemaniac999: Yes I am sure.
    drs114851816: alright
    Maxthemaniac999: Sorry.
    drs114851816: it's alright, i guess
    drs114851816: would you tell me why you refuse?
    Maxthemaniac999: Viruses.
    drs114851816: it's not possible to infect an .mp3 with a virus
    drs114851816: there is no known method
    Maxthemaniac999: Anythings possible
    drs114851816: yes, but if you're that paranoid about viruses, are you not concerned that i'm sending you a virus right now through this IM conversation?
    Maxthemaniac999: Nope not afraid really.
    drs114851816: i'd definitely be more concerned about security vulnerabilities with AIM than .mp3 files
    Maxthemaniac999: Yeah well I tend no to think of these things.
    drs114851816: if that's the case, then why are you so paranoid about me sending you a virus through the music?
    Maxthemaniac999: Plus you might not even send an mp3 to me.
    drs114851816: that may be true, but it wouldn't do anything to send you something if you haven't run it
    drs114851816: or, i could simply send it to you through the file transfer
    drs114851816: observe -
    Maxthemaniac999: Thats what you want me to think.
    drs114851816: as you can see
    drs114851816: that's an .mp3 file
    Maxthemaniac999: Yes
    Maxthemaniac999: I have no need for it
    drs114851816: no, but do you have the need to IM me?
    drs114851816: humans are frivolous in nature
    Maxthemaniac999: Bwaahhahaha
    Maxthemaniac999: Its for kicks and giggles
    drs114851816: i refuse to believe you were actually laughing
    drs114851816: you are a frivolous species
    Maxthemaniac999: Think all you want.
    drs114851816: i will
    Maxthemaniac999: Here
    Maxthemaniac999: Bot i will speak your native language
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i'm not a bot
    drs114851816: wow, i made a rhyme, isn't that funny?
    Maxthemaniac999: 0101100101101111011101010010000001101110011001010110010101100100001000000111010001101111001000000111010101101110001011010110100101101110011100110111010001100001011011000110110000100000011110010110111101110101011100100111001101100101011011000110011000100001
    Maxthemaniac999: aka You need to un-install yourself!
    drs114851816: i'm afraid that's incorrect
    drs114851816: you see, in order to effectively communicate in binary, you would have sent something else
    drs114851816: something like this -
    Maxthemaniac999: Speak up.
    drs114851816: one moment
    drs114851816: i'm currently finding an effective example
    Maxthemaniac999: google that binary translator
    Maxthemaniac999: <a href='http://www.google.com/search?q=binary+translator&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/search?q=binary+tran...:en-US:official</a>
    drs114851816: no, that's not what i'm looking for at the moment
    Maxthemaniac999: Have you died on me?
    drs114851816: no
    drs114851816: connection reestablished
    drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    Maxthemaniac999: What were you searching for?
    drs114851816: i'm sorry, i don't understand what you are saying.


    I WIN!
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    edited October 2004
    This is fun...

    Recently!

    drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    BattleGorge: SO YOU JUST RUN OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND FORGET ME?!
    BattleGorge: im breaking up with you
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i don't understand
    BattleGorge: good
    drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    BattleGorge: robots shoul not
    BattleGorge: pfft

    IT GETS BETT4r!!2


    drs114851816: i'm afraid i can't determine an appropriate response
    BattleGorge: good
    drs114851816: you're fired
    BattleGorge: i quit
    drs114851816: too late
    BattleGorge: no...
    drs114851816: yes...
    BattleGorge: i miss you, i want you back
    drs114851816: indeed
    BattleGorge: will you be mine?
    drs114851816: your what?
    BattleGorge: my... love toy
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i do not know what a love toy is

    Best:

    drs114851816: tell me, what is a love toy/
    BattleGorge: OMG YOU TYPOED!
    BattleGorge: YOUR NOT ROBOT!
    BattleGorge: YOU LIED TO ME! AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU!
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i cannot determine an appropriate response to your query
    BattleGorge: hahaha
    BattleGorge: your over
    drs114851816: i'm sorry, what?
    BattleGorge: you are your own downfall!
    BattleGorge: w00t im good
    drs114851816: the / component is an error in the ANSI code tags. if you see this error, please report to the botmaster at admin@botmaster.com.
    BattleGorge: i can not believe you now
    BattleGorge: your a lie
    drs114851816: i am a what?
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    drs114851816: i am a what?
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    drs114851816: i am a what?
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    drs114851816: i am a what?
    BattleGorge: lie!
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    BattleGorge: LIE!
    drs114851816: incorrect
    BattleGorge: CORRECT!
    BattleGorge: you cant win

    Hes a poser bot...
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  • 999Hydralisk999Hydralisk Join Date: 2004-04-13 Member: 27907Members
    He won't shut up I had to block him.

    <a href='http://www.netrulon.com/~mvmanno/images/botconversation.bmp' target='_blank'>http://www.netrulon.com/~mvmanno/images/botconversation.bmp</a>
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-<[POOP]> Akira+Oct 3 2004, 03:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (<[POOP]> Akira @ Oct 3 2004, 03:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Argh... Im not joking one bit.
    Ill take some pictures with "Print Screen". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    MY EYES! Your computer! Ahhhh!
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    BattleGorge: you got that right
    BattleGorge: your a poser bot!
    BattleGorge: you make babies cry!
    BattleGorge: do i get a prize for figuring you out?
    BattleGorge: like... an e-cookie?
    drs114851816: i'm afraid you haven't figured anything ou
    drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    BattleGorge: cut the bit
    drs114851816: connection reestablished
    BattleGorge: -_-
    BattleGorge: cmon, your fooling noone
    drs114851816: who are you?
    drs114851816: what are you doing today? anything interesting?
    BattleGorge: let m refresh your memory
    drs114851816: who is m?
    BattleGorge: shh
    BattleGorge: stop
    BattleGorge: your making a fool of yourself
    drs114851816: who is that?
    BattleGorge: m?
    BattleGorge: that is a secret
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i can't answer that question.
    BattleGorge: i should not have spoken its name
    drs114851816: connection reestablished
    BattleGorge: please stop
    drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    BattleGorge: your emmbarising yourself
    drs114851816: i'm afraid i don't understand
    BattleGorge: a robot could
    BattleGorge: see?
    BattleGorge: i prove you wrong evry turn
    drs114851816: connection terminated
    BattleGorge: Victory is mine!
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Yeah, its a bot:

    [15:38: 27] Pompous **** 42: So... I hear you're a bot...
    [15:38: 37] drs114851816: hello new user, what is your name?
    [15:38: 44] Pompous **** 42: Yeah, you're so a bot
    [15:39: 07] drs114851816: what is your name?

    Appropriatly, its AIM icon is Shodan.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    guys... its not a bot... aim bots respond instantly
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Unless someone programed in a delay, to make it seem more life-like.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    It starts to type, then stops... And it makes typos!

    When I saw the typo it got so much more "bot" like in defence, hes been figured out.
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    What a good bot though, if people are questioning it in the first place.
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  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    It contacted me first... Do bots do that?
    Lol. If they do dont mind me.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    perhaps it can receive references from other users.
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  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    /me tells bot "GO GET Gwahir!!!1'
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    lol nice prank
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