Poor Poor John Kerry...

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
edited October 2004 in Off-Topic
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r00fles. That's all you can really say. :P
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  • 999Hydralisk999Hydralisk Join Date: 2004-04-13 Member: 27907Members
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    His wife, despite her millions, always looked like a nasty, grumpy old cow. Now we know why <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    I'm more amazed by his resemblance to a small dog.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Oct 11 2004, 03:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Oct 11 2004, 03:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What he said.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    John Kerry, he's all about the... "little guy"....
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Oct 11 2004, 03:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Oct 11 2004, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> r00fles. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone's jelous <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Gdd dahm it Marine, Terease R hot sex bomb! She make gud erection.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
  • PerditionPerdition Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29692Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wheeee+Oct 11 2004, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wheeee @ Oct 11 2004, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i don't get it? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    JOHN HAS A LITTLE WEINER
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    It would be mildy to moderately funny if just about every politician didn't make that gesture at one point or another. It's not a novel joke or anything.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    No wonder his wife is so batty.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 11 2004, 03:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 11 2004, 03:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It would be mildy to moderately funny if just about every politician didn't make that gesture at one point or another. It's not a novel joke or anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I thought there was something actually clever about the picture, guess not.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Oct 11 2004, 05:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Oct 11 2004, 05:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 11 2004, 03:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 11 2004, 03:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It would be mildy to moderately funny if just about every politician didn't make that gesture at one point or another. It's not a novel joke or anything. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I thought there was something actually clever about the picture, guess not. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh but there is something clever! You see hwo in the background there's a banner? Well instead of what it's sposed to say, it actually sayd America (get this)..... DNDEN!

    Oh wait, you were right. Sorry.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road....
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 12 2004, 12:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 12 2004, 12:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Truer words were never spoken
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    so... to get the American people to respond in some way other than boredom.. you have to pander to them.. like a clown or something..

    what a country i'm going to fight for.. lol
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited October 2004
    God bless that red, white and, blue.

    Honestly I think I've taken a shine to Kerry since the debates.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    I still don't understand the joke.

    Small Penizors!
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well if Bush had done that it would have probly been accompanied by perhaps a funny quote or maybe one of GW's famous monkey-faces (as opposed to the face of pug terrier in the case of Kerry)
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    This thread has an impending lock. People like me might say something logical and endanger the herd.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 11 2004, 06:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 11 2004, 06:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well if Bush had done that it would have probly been accompanied by perhaps a funny quote or maybe one of GW's famous monkey-faces (as opposed to the face of pug terrier in the case of Kerry) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='color:Yellow'>Don't compare Bush to Hitler. It's not in good taste. It's not true. It's not mature. It's not even funny. -Rob</span>
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRBelong2Us+Oct 11 2004, 08:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRBelong2Us @ Oct 11 2004, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well if Bush had done that it would have probly been accompanied by perhaps a funny quote or maybe one of GW's famous monkey-faces (as opposed to the face of pug terrier in the case of Kerry) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They would have photoshopped it to make it look like he accidentally held out his middle finger or something even stupider that's only believable because it's funny.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-V-MAN+Oct 11 2004, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V-MAN @ Oct 11 2004, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 12 2004, 12:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 12 2004, 12:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Truer words were never spoken <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    two plus two equals four

    no truer words my ****.
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, the problem is not that it's a Kerry joke. The problem is that there is nothing funny about the picture. If Kerry had said he was not well-endowed, <i>then</i> there would be something funny to laugh at.
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Y'know, i saw something else when i looked at that picture....
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Oct 11 2004, 06:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Oct 11 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Isnt this interesting - they'd all never stop laughing if it was a Bush joke, but now the shoe is on the other foot suddenly we're all taking the mature high road.... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, the problem is not that it's a Kerry joke. The problem is that there is nothing funny about the picture. If Kerry had said he was not well-endowed, <i>then</i> there would be something funny to laugh at. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This isn't nearly as funny as the

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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Oct 11 2004, 06:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Oct 11 2004, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Y'know, i saw something else when i looked at that picture.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good times.
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    Ah, and now we all try to explain why if it had been a joke more inline with your political alignment that it would have been more funny, but this one isnt, for reasons xyz.

    Good luck kids, I've been on these forums for years now, the lot of you have the average maturity of a box of kittens when it comes to humour, pretending you're above a "low brow" joke such as this isnt going to cut it.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marine01+Oct 11 2004, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marine01 @ Oct 11 2004, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ah, and now we all try to explain why if it had been a joke more inline with your political alignment that it would have been more funny, but this one isnt, for reasons xyz.

    Good luck kids, I've been on these forums for years now, the lot of you have the average maturity of a box of kittens when it comes to humour, pretending you're above a "low brow" joke such as this isnt going to cut it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Cats know what's funny, man. They can <i>tell</i>.
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