Ever Have One Of Those Days?

Caboose

<div class="IPBDescription">Where you hate your job?</div> Stolen from an e-mail I received.

When you have "I hate my job" days try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the thermometer section. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very
sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock
your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat
suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and
remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the
bedside table so that it will not become chipped or
broken.

Take out the written material that accompanies the
thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small
print there is a statement: "Every rectal
thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do NOT work in Quality Control at the
Q-tip Company."

NEO_Phyte

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baconflaps

I thought the guy was gonna like, erm, <i>use</i> the thermometer. For stuff.

Quaunaut

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Yeah. This led me on, and at the end, I just had to laugh.

Thanks Caboose! XD