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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    /me Throws joke at Starchy.
    Joke backfires. Unit has Humour Shields up.
    /me takes 10 damage.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    > look
    You are in a small clearing.
    [Exits: north, south]

    There is a kitten here.
    Cold-Nite is standing here.
    >
    Cold-Nite attacks the kitten!
    Cold-Nite swings at the kitten with his joke!
    Cold-Nite misses.
    Kitten claws at Cold-Nite with its razor-sharp claws!
    Cold-Nite has died.
    > look at corpse
    You see the body of Cold-Nite lying on the ground.
    > kick corpse
    No response. Looks dead.
    > look
    There is a ghost here, floating above a mangled corpse. It appears to be the dead body of Cold-Nite.
    > talk ghost
    The ghost of Cold-Nite tells you, "son, never try to win against a cat with humor..."
    >
    The ghost drifts off to haunt better lands.
    > quit
    Next time, kitteh, next time.


    You have been disconnected...
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I'm not even gonna get involved with pointless arguments, so:
    Dogs>Cats
    Red>Blue
    ...and I'm never checking this topic again.
  • SudzzSudzz Join Date: 2003-08-01 Member: 18663Members, Constellation
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    rabbits > all >:D

    they don't make noise, they show massive amounts of affection if you know what your doing, they are easily toilet trained, not to mention being soft and cuddly
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Nah.. tarantulas > all..
    Especially the cobalt blue ones <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    So.. in summary we have...
    Spider > all pets
    Blue > all colors
    Add them together.. and

    it is the PWNZORS!!!!!!!!! :-)
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Oct 21 2004, 10:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Oct 21 2004, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG. THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT COLORS. HOW DID IT GET SO OFF TOPIC?! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's a good sign no one cares.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Oct 21 2004, 12:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Oct 21 2004, 12:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Depends which one can I abuse more. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You realize I'm going to kill you now right?
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Oct 21 2004, 12:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Oct 21 2004, 12:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG. THIS IS NOT A THREAD ABOUT COLORS. HOW DID IT GET SO OFF TOPIC?!


    I had 2 tarantulas. While they weren't as...lovable as some pets, I did love it a lot. I took it to school a lot and let it crawl on my face and freak out the girls. (I was in 5th grade, give me a break) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, the only problem with tarantulas is that they are such a dull COLOUR. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Dogs > Cats. At least my one does anyway, frequently.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Spiders = need squishing.


    And damn all of you w/ your cute kittehs and puppehs :O

    I almost walked into a pet store today to see about buying a cat. Not to buy one, but just to find out about stuff. That's scary cause that means I might do something stupid like actually get one. :o
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Wheeee+Oct 21 2004, 01:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wheeee @ Oct 21 2004, 01:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    ...ZORK...
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    Beautiful. But when I was young, I found that putting my cat in a laundry basket and swirling it around to be a far more effective method of fighting. We are of course, complete enemies. And just so you know, it struck first. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-x5+Oct 21 2004, 04:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (x5 @ Oct 21 2004, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Oct 21 2004, 12:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Oct 21 2004, 12:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Depends which one can I abuse more. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You realize I'm going to kill you now right?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You know what happens when a 5 year old puts a grocery bag around a cat so that it's fore arms are in the two handles and throw it off a 3 story building?

    I forget. I'll ask my uncle next time he calls from Toronto.
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 21 2004, 12:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 21 2004, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> rabbits > all >:D

    they don't make noise, they show massive amounts of affection if you know what your doing, they are easily toilet trained, not to mention being soft and cuddly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    mmmmmm rabbbitttsszzzz
  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->rabbits > all >:D

    they don't make noise, they show massive amounts of affection[...]<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    if by affection you mean poo... then yes, they show massive amounts of affection.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I had a pet chicken that I loved...we would let it walk around the house and eat spiders and whatnot. Then my dog killed it. (true story)

    Therfore....

    Spider>Me
    Chicken>Spider
    Dog>Chicken

    Dog = teh winanr. <img src='http://www.classroom-assistant.net/puppy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited October 2004
    Hmm... You have hardwood floors. That means you could spin that dog's basket really fast while it is still in it.

    **EDIT** While singing/humming pop goes the weasel.
  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> rabbits > all >:D

    they don't make noise, they show massive amounts of affection if you know what your doing, they are easily toilet trained, not to mention being soft and cuddly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    they also taste great fried.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 21 2004, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> rabbits > all >:D

    they don't make noise, they show massive amounts of affection if you know what your doing, they are easily toilet trained, not to mention being soft and cuddly <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That pretty much describes cats too... (at least female cats)
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    Is that David Blaine?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Oct 22 2004, 01:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Oct 22 2004, 01:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ruff ruff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nice way to keep me up at night, bastage.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+Oct 22 2004, 06:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ Oct 22 2004, 06:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is that David Blaine? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Starchy that is so unbelievably cute! Give it a big cuddle for me <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Most people seem to think that Cats are better than dogs and blue is better than red and yet a Persian Cat is easily owned by a Red Setter in a fight!

    We need proper blue cats!

    (cats rule)

    [edit]somehow mis-spelt 'bit'![/edit]
  • Mad_ivansMad_ivans Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30849Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Blobby+Oct 21 2004, 03:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Blobby @ Oct 21 2004, 03:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>You have activated the flame shield!</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>I Have Activated the anti-flame Shield</span>
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