Almost Mugged, Then B****whacked
BadKarma
The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
Right, so im walking down to the gym after school with one of my buddies. Were about halfway there, walkin through the bad part of town, and this gangly disgusting creature, certainly drunk or cracked out or something, is walking down the same sidewalk as us. Anyway, were passin him on the sidewalk and he goes for my watch, mumbling something. He manages to rip it off, and sets to running away, so i give him a stiff left to the solar plexus. Now hes on the pavement, doin the fishmouth thing, so i pick up my watch and continue on my way. Five minutes down the road, what I take to be the muggers backup, is runnin up behind us yelling all kinds of crazy garbage. This guy is about 5'8 and 150 pounds so I aint terribly worried. I turn around to talk to him and he hits me in my right ear. <i>My ear.</i> Imagine that first bit from Fight Club. Couple years ago I had a terrible diving accident, messed up my eardrum pretty bad, and this idjit mustsa ripped it open again or something. Blinding pain, almost made me pee. My buddy calms the turd down, and helps me hobble back to school. Now I gotta go to the doctor tomorrow. What a **** day.
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Bang.
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>_>
I was resistant to start it originally, but after other speculations I had to <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*looks at Karma's title*
That sucks. I live in a good part of town, so I'm lucky enough to have never seen a mugger
Hmmm, intresting ethics you have there... You should have given him a good swat to the head at least, that way he could have learned to do it better and you could have either saved his life when he pickpockets like a retard someone who would kill him without thinking twice. Either that or he would realize he's an idiot and stop stealing...
Yea, that would trigger my kick-your-**** switch <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I had some pretty horrible ear aches when i was real little, so i can sympathise with you, just reading that q tip sentence makes me cringe
Oh and I see you've jumped on the Halo Head bandwagon. You should flip yours sideways, as we need another sideways guy.
Besides, I'm the upside down looking left guy! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
You poor soul, are you ok??
Why would some big mean person do something like that?!? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!11!
jk <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
badkarma you should make your avatar upside down looking to the right
Now what did you do to anger her?
Now what did you do to anger her? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Probably nothing. I had jackasses like that all over my old highschool. Course, now that they serve me my meals at Burger King, I'm now the one wearing the crown... LITERALLY. hah. hahaha. hahahaha. ahhahahahahahahahahaha.
LOL.
Even I couldn't stop laughing after I read it. And I usually never laugh at my own jokes, because it detracts from them.
You can and will! <b><span style='color:red'>Rnaaaaaaawrg!</b></span>
But seriously, that sucks. Your friend should have floored the guy the second he hit you in the ear. I know I would have.
How's your ear feeling now?