[req] Ns Comic "the Friendly Sued Fade"
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our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
<div class="IPBDescription">story inside.</div> Based on a real event (me walking around as fade in an amusement park...) <b>I requst The following ns comic parody :</b> (of my real life)
<b>Its basically a comic of marines believing that all aliens are cruel, but peacefull aliens are just defensive, triing to make marines their friends and to have a funny game.
The comm wants to kill all aliens, but the aliens just became friends of the whole marine team.</b>
<b>Script:
"The friendly sued Fade"</b> (each "-" might be one picture)
- Theres a "family" of 6 marines in marine spawn of ns_eclipse (man, Wife and 4 children aged from 8 to 18) and a fade from his "hive family".
- The fade is really peacefull and lovely, its not attacking, just leaping around and distracting, he is all but a skilled killer-fade, he just wants some fun and fiends.
- Its such a friendly fade that it even asks the comm for permission to come to marine spawn to "play" with them (making ladders, blinking around, entertaining bored marines, hugging and caring for sad marines)
- The comm denies invitations, he does not like the fade to play around but the others invite him often, or just dont care since the fade is just playing around.
- The marine Family begins to like the fade, play around with him sometimes and make them presents (some armor and their guns for example).
- The comm gets angry about his marine family playing with that Fade, so he spreads rumors about all fades being evil and cruel and you have to be carefull of them.
- The Fade denies of being brutal he and his aliens in fact never hurt anyone, nor visited without invitation.
- The Fade lends the marine his hand-scissors, to demonstrate peace and because he does not have much to give the friendly marines.
- The comm builds a turret farm.
- The Fade still asks for visiting marine spawn once again, he just demands his hand scissors back, but the "family" mentions the turret farm around his hand scissors, they now only sometimes met outside to play around, whenever the comm does not notice (wich is rare).
- Whenever the comm notices the family his marines playing with the fade he gets really angy, he forces his marines only to obey him and dothe mission to kill all evil aliens like they did a thousand times before (but theese aliens aint evil).
- His wive obeys and now believes in all fades being cruel, the other marines (children) are just scared without a clear reason in this situation but the comm being angry.
- Then the fade visits marine spawn, just standing next to the few turrets, Metabolising and demonstrating that the turrets dont hurt him and he does not hurt anyone.
- The comm screams to the fade to stay out of marine spawn, he is gonna call an admin for the fades behaviour of playing around with his children and doing sexual harrasement.
- The fade repeats that he is neither hurting anyone nor he is not liked to visit, nor hes doing something to the marines that they dont like, so the turret farm is not needed and useless, and he demands his lend scissors back.
- The comm laves the command chair and attacks him with a shotgun with all marines just standing around him, the fade dies with all marines arond him seeing this, only the comm attacking and his wive screaming to the fade, repeating whatever the comm sayd.
- The comm lies it wasnt him shooting, he never ever shot someone and denies that anyone else has seen him shooting, the wife cries about the dead fade in marine spawn.
- The Fade comes back to marine spawn but doors dont open for him, then he gets kicked by an admin that just joined, but saw nothing.
- The Fade visits the forum (TSA court thread) of this server, big arguing starts, server admins believe that the fade hurt people without a reason and was stalking the family without permission and will get banned from the server.
- The fade posts in the the "TSA court thread" for the comm hurting him for no reason and he demands his 50 res and lend scissors back.
... to be continued ?
If you make a comic of this you are free to change or continue this how ever you like it, if its too long you can cut it a lot, too.
I dont care for the quality of this comic "non existing paint skills" are enough.
I dont care if there is more than 1 person posting a comic of this here, as long as its just a little different.
Allthough its based on a real event its abstracted MUCH to match to the ns world and to be funny.
Of course this comic is a real subtile parody inspired_by/of reality, in fact all actors are real persons, the "tsa court thread" is a real court in germany, and "killing a fade" equals "a fist in the head", so keep this an NS related parody by all means!!!
<b>My real life is not part of yours, as long as I dont post photos of it here.
This thread is NOT about the event this comic is based on, not about my real life and only about this comic parody.</b>
please close the tread if we can not stay on topic.
<b>Its basically a comic of marines believing that all aliens are cruel, but peacefull aliens are just defensive, triing to make marines their friends and to have a funny game.
The comm wants to kill all aliens, but the aliens just became friends of the whole marine team.</b>
<b>Script:
"The friendly sued Fade"</b> (each "-" might be one picture)
- Theres a "family" of 6 marines in marine spawn of ns_eclipse (man, Wife and 4 children aged from 8 to 18) and a fade from his "hive family".
- The fade is really peacefull and lovely, its not attacking, just leaping around and distracting, he is all but a skilled killer-fade, he just wants some fun and fiends.
- Its such a friendly fade that it even asks the comm for permission to come to marine spawn to "play" with them (making ladders, blinking around, entertaining bored marines, hugging and caring for sad marines)
- The comm denies invitations, he does not like the fade to play around but the others invite him often, or just dont care since the fade is just playing around.
- The marine Family begins to like the fade, play around with him sometimes and make them presents (some armor and their guns for example).
- The comm gets angry about his marine family playing with that Fade, so he spreads rumors about all fades being evil and cruel and you have to be carefull of them.
- The Fade denies of being brutal he and his aliens in fact never hurt anyone, nor visited without invitation.
- The Fade lends the marine his hand-scissors, to demonstrate peace and because he does not have much to give the friendly marines.
- The comm builds a turret farm.
- The Fade still asks for visiting marine spawn once again, he just demands his hand scissors back, but the "family" mentions the turret farm around his hand scissors, they now only sometimes met outside to play around, whenever the comm does not notice (wich is rare).
- Whenever the comm notices the family his marines playing with the fade he gets really angy, he forces his marines only to obey him and dothe mission to kill all evil aliens like they did a thousand times before (but theese aliens aint evil).
- His wive obeys and now believes in all fades being cruel, the other marines (children) are just scared without a clear reason in this situation but the comm being angry.
- Then the fade visits marine spawn, just standing next to the few turrets, Metabolising and demonstrating that the turrets dont hurt him and he does not hurt anyone.
- The comm screams to the fade to stay out of marine spawn, he is gonna call an admin for the fades behaviour of playing around with his children and doing sexual harrasement.
- The fade repeats that he is neither hurting anyone nor he is not liked to visit, nor hes doing something to the marines that they dont like, so the turret farm is not needed and useless, and he demands his lend scissors back.
- The comm laves the command chair and attacks him with a shotgun with all marines just standing around him, the fade dies with all marines arond him seeing this, only the comm attacking and his wive screaming to the fade, repeating whatever the comm sayd.
- The comm lies it wasnt him shooting, he never ever shot someone and denies that anyone else has seen him shooting, the wife cries about the dead fade in marine spawn.
- The Fade comes back to marine spawn but doors dont open for him, then he gets kicked by an admin that just joined, but saw nothing.
- The Fade visits the forum (TSA court thread) of this server, big arguing starts, server admins believe that the fade hurt people without a reason and was stalking the family without permission and will get banned from the server.
- The fade posts in the the "TSA court thread" for the comm hurting him for no reason and he demands his 50 res and lend scissors back.
... to be continued ?
If you make a comic of this you are free to change or continue this how ever you like it, if its too long you can cut it a lot, too.
I dont care for the quality of this comic "non existing paint skills" are enough.
I dont care if there is more than 1 person posting a comic of this here, as long as its just a little different.
Allthough its based on a real event its abstracted MUCH to match to the ns world and to be funny.
Of course this comic is a real subtile parody inspired_by/of reality, in fact all actors are real persons, the "tsa court thread" is a real court in germany, and "killing a fade" equals "a fist in the head", so keep this an NS related parody by all means!!!
<b>My real life is not part of yours, as long as I dont post photos of it here.
This thread is NOT about the event this comic is based on, not about my real life and only about this comic parody.</b>
please close the tread if we can not stay on topic.
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