The Thermaltake Consperacy

SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Are they morons or just jackasses?</div> I was browsing the <a href='http://www.thermaltake.com/cpucooler.htm' target='_blank'>thermaltake</a> website, like I always to because I am a huge nerd with nothing else to do, when I knowticed a feature they have implimented that I never remembered being so stupid before. As some of you have probably knowticed, thermal take uses a logo system so the features of thier products are easy to recognize, but on further inspection you will realize that these logos are a FRIGGIN BUNCH OF CRAP. Not that they are ugly or anything, its just that there is like a million logos, with each new product getting at least 4 new logos being made for it, so you might as well just read a spec list since the logos are compleatly and utterly unessicary anyways.

For instance here is one of the logos for thier new case:
<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/sharkstyle.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Clearly you can tell what that is, can't you? well let me tell you, it is a 'shark logo' which is obviously compleatly nessicary, because when you first catch a glimpse of the logo you haven't read the name of the case or looked at a picture of the case yet have you?

For another example:
<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/12025fan.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
This is the '12025 Fan' logo, and this
<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/LEDfan.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
is the 'LED fan' logo, it is obviously crystal clear what the difference is just by looking at the logo is it not?

Here is some more logos:
<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/usb.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> The 'USB 2.0' Logo

<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/Performance.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> the 'preformance' logo

<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/universal.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />the 'Universal' logo

<img src='http://www.thermaltake.com/images/shared/marks/new/4-in-1.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />the 'four in one cooler' logo.

The stupidest thing about all these logos? you would be hard pressed to find some of them used more then once, on the entire site, ever, SO WHAT IS THE FRIGGIN POINT? Personally I just think they like thier costomers to feel patronized.

Comments

  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    damn you! you figured out my master plan to take over the world!

    /me goes back to drawing board and scribbles
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    I like Apple's logo system. The USB 2.0 cable on my iPod has *gasp* a USB 2.0 icon on it. The real one. And the firewire cable (just wait for it)... has a firewire logo! omg!!!111 bshax!!!

    What a retarded logo system...
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I think this logo might be the 'effective heatsink' logo
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 26 2004, 11:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 26 2004, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think this logo might be the 'effective heatsink' logo <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.

    This logo system doesn't seem to serve any purpose.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold-NiTe+Oct 26 2004, 11:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold-NiTe @ Oct 26 2004, 11:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 26 2004, 11:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 26 2004, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think this logo might be the 'effective heatsink' logo <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.

    This logo system doesn't seem to serve any purpose. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Congradulations, you get the 'awesome post' logo
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+Oct 26 2004, 10:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ Oct 26 2004, 10:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> damn you! you figured out my master plan to take over the world!

    /me goes back to drawing board and scribbles <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now I know what you were talking about when you said you were a spammer.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    edited October 2004
    "knowticed"?!

    I weep for you, Swiftspear...
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Oct 27 2004, 01:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Oct 27 2004, 01:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "knowticed"?!

    I weep for you, Swiftspear... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed

    The 'weeping eye'
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    What's a "shark logo"?

    The others could mean something, but a shark logo?
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Thier new case <a href='http://www.thermaltake.com/xaserCase/shark/black/black.htm' target='_blank'>The shark tower</a> has a shark side panel that looks a little like gills. Clearly it needs its own logo right?
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Thermaltake cases are expensive, ugly and without PSU's
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    edited October 2004
    Comon, these are the same guys that had "Anti-freezing measures, and Anti-Rust measures" in one of their All-in-one water coolers. Yeah, because having your water freeze at slightly above ambient temperature is something that we really have to worry about. Oh, and don't forget you have to worry about your<i> iron computer pieces</i> rusting
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