Dave Barry For President!

Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">the funny guy I post articles from</div> Do you remember any of the <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=Search&CODE=show&searchid=f00f66ef5354b244e91c0873f5c4f39f&search_in=posts&result_type=topics&highlite=dave+barry' target='_blank'>funny articles I posted</a> written by Dave Barry? Well, if you want to support a candidate who agrees with <i>you</i> on the issues (example: he's against crime!) then <a href='http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/archives/014442.html#014442' target='_blank'>support Dave Barry for President!</a>

(More direct link to his campaign site <a href='http://www.davebarry.com/president/dave2k/index.htm' target='_blank'>here</a>)
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><i>"Why am I running? For the same historic reason that motivated other top-quality U.S. presidential timbers such as George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill: All the other candidates are goobers."</i>

    -- Dave Barry
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    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>DAVE BARRY'S CONTRACT WITH AMERICA</b>

    1. If I am elected, within 100 days of taking the oath of office, I will return from vacation to check the mail.

    2. Unless I am winning at the slot machines.

    3. I will not play golf. "ENOUGH with presidents playing golf" will be the fundamental underlying philosophical basis for my entire administration. The official recreational activity in my White House -- mandatory for all visiting dignitaries, including Queen Elizabeth II -- will be Dodge Ball.

    4. If any part of this nation is, God forbid, stricken by a natural disaster, I will immediately board my official helicopter and order the crew to fly in the opposite direction until we locate a decent restaurant.

    5. My Secret Service code name will be "Mr. Chuckletrousers." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    As a bit more incentive for people to reply to this. Too bad you just showed this... I so know people who would have voted for this guy.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    This guy rocks!
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Woah dude.

    CNN just reported their getting a voting piece like this

    13% Bush
    14% Kerry
    1% Nader
    70% Dave Barry...

    no way!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Nov 2 2004, 09:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 2 2004, 09:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Woah dude.

    CNN just reported their getting a voting piece like this

    13% Bush
    14% Kerry
    1% Nader
    70% Dave Barry...

    no way! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, it's tough for me to believe either. I mean, 1% Nader? That's fake.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    There is a 1% margin of Nader... er, error.
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