Look In Your Fridge And Tell Me...
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title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">...the nastiest thing you can find.</div> Well, today was grocery day. I was putting the groceries away, and moving things in the fridge around to make room for new food. In there, I found a green peice of fish, at least it was shaped like fish. I can't remember the last time I ate fish, so it's old...
I opened it and man did it smell!
Also in there was a ham from about 2 months back that looked like somthing from a Dr. Suess book (All I needed was the green eggs to go with it), and a bunck of things in tupperware that were unrecognizable.
I challange you, the NS forumites, to find the most vial food products that you can in your fridge!
I opened it and man did it smell!
Also in there was a ham from about 2 months back that looked like somthing from a Dr. Suess book (All I needed was the green eggs to go with it), and a bunck of things in tupperware that were unrecognizable.
I challange you, the NS forumites, to find the most vial food products that you can in your fridge!
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Of course after finding the sandwich, i went around the class going "Hey, Smell this".
<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>Tricked ya.</span>
I also left a milkshake in my room for two weeks some time ago. I saw it one day, straw sticking out, and in my infinate wisdom, moved the straw around. The top layer <i>pealed open</i> to firstly let out the WORST smell in history, and to secondly expose the core layer, which was, gray, green, black and <i>bubbling.</i>
Do I take the cake? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:3pt;line-height:100%'>Tricked ya.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No you didn't.
So far.
I didn't like the stuff <b>before</b> it developed it's own will.
I'll bet they are...
The local supermarket sells "preserved eggs" too, which look like normal rotten eggs to me, I don't know what they taste like, look too vile to eat imo.....
A close second to this (and winner in the smell department) was when my dad left what was probably blue cheese (hard to tell at this point) in the back of the minifridge. It was of course, completely forgotten, since it had fallen behind the shelf (the shelves suck and dont fill the fridge entirely) and behind the bottom drawer. About 3 weeks later the house started to stink, and then somebody opened the fridge to put in beer. That somebody was unfortunately me. I came oh-so-close to throwing up, but that would have only made it smell worse.
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<!--QuoteBegin-Strabismo+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Strabismo)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Something similar hapened to me with my lunch box. At the end of christmas hollydays, when I prepared my lunch for my first school day of the year and I noticed that I've forgot to empty it 3 weeks ago when the school finished. It appeared that it have been beef stew and no word in the dictionnary can describe how bad that was smelling. It looked like something hairy with all the mold on it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
In grade 10 we had this locker. We called it the locker of unholy doom and destruction. We put a warning sign on it. For the whole year, people had just stuck food bits in there. It started with a tiny milk bottle that had expired in August (this started in October). Then it was some pepperoni, then some sandwiches, fruits, etc. It really effing stunk by about November. This was in a school building built for 1200 but with 39 students and 8 teachers, so nobody had to pass by this locker to get anywhere (not even the janitor, who rarely cleaned that floor), and it was one one of the 2 floors where nobody could have their lockers. So, in about May, our class had to go up to aforementioned floor to go to the second biology lab since my teacher lit the first one on fire (propane bubbles are fun until one hits a lightbulb). Now, nobody had been up there for ages. Our teacher noticed the smell as soon as he turned the corner, and started looking in lockers. When he got to that one, he just slammed it closed again and quite literally bolted for the exit <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Turned out that the pepperoni was bright orange, the sandwiches were forming a pool on the floor, the milk was black and the fruits were a variety of colours, all resembling vomit. Then they sold the school building (since there were only 39 of us) and AFAIK nobody ever cleaned that locker out...
Plus, we have some 9 year old canned foods from when we bought the house that are stored in the basement.
However, at school: I have a 3 month old piece of salami...plus I had a bag of green beans that kind of...liquified and turned..brown and...stuff.
Oh yeah and once i made a sandwhich out of stale white bread, out of date seeded mustard, out of date mustard pickles, out of date tasty cheese, out of date parmesan cheese and a rotten tomato, for a dare. I took a bite and threw up almost instantly. I got a hefty sum of money though, $150 AUD.
The worst mouldy thing I've ever seen was a half cup of cappuchino I left in my room, it had a chocolatey furry mould floating on a thick coffee syrup mould but still smelt like tasty coffee.
The worst mouldy thing I've ever seen was a half cup of cappuchino I left in my room, it had a chocolatey furry mould floating on a thick coffee syrup mould but still smelt like tasty coffee. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You should have eaten it
TEH EMPTYNESS!!! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> NOES! theres nothing more worse than emptyness in my fridge
but that last bit of turkey from last christmas still smells worse.
She smells like sour diarreah. (Sp?)