Credit Card Signatures?

DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can't Comm.England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">No-One Ever Seems To Check They Match.</div> I stumbled across this and it got me thinking:

"John Hargrove decided to test the viability of those signature bars on his credit cards by signing increasingly zany signatures on his credit slips."

<a href='http://www.thescreamonline.com/cartoons/cartoons3-3/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.thescreamonline.com/cartoons/ca...s3-3/index.html</a>

The next time I have to sign for something, i'm going to
use the cashiers name in place of mine and see if they
say anything.

Comments

  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    This is probably older than the universe itself. But still funny. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I think they check them tighter here in the UK, but they are beign replaced by chip and pin aka signature wont prove much you ened a pin number.


    Still great site.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    rofl <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • BathroomMonkeyBathroomMonkey Feces-hurling Monkey Boy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 78Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited January 2005
    I misplace my wallet quite a bit, so I sign my credit cards with 'Ask for ID'.

    Nine times out of ten they ask for it.

    Heh, never seen that-- it's pretty frigging funny . . .

    Edit: Damn, all those places he hit are right in my backyard. Viva Boston.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm thinking of changing my name to "I Stole This Card." It's got a nice ring to it, and boy, wouldn't my mom be confused when I sent her a Mother's Day card?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I have to try that when I get a credit card (Im too young atm <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    old but classic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ByekaByeka Name changed from Freak83 Toronto Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14484Members, Constellation
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    edited January 2005
    Well i work in a **** job where i have to check sigs and today alone i found 2 that where so not the same ut i dont care enough to give a poop so i accepted them

    Btw funny link..
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    It's the elusive Bathroom Monkey! Someone get a net!

    Lots of the stuff Zug.com puts out is pretty funny, although a lot of it sucks too. This is one of my favorites.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i'm a cashier at [name removed]

    nobody told us to check signiatures, we don't do id checks on credit cards (the only time we check for ids is when someone gives us a check) and we have been told not to check sigs because it takes too long and "that's the credit card company's buisness"
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    I work in uk its dont take hours you get card hold recipt next to it see if they match..

    i really need a new job...
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    edited January 2005
    I signed one saying "Batman" once about 2 years ago when I bought something with my barclay card, about a week after the purchas I got a call from barclays about it because the signature didn't match what they had on record <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

    Basically told me to be more careful in future lol but I felt kinda bad cos it probably got the cashier at the shop in trouble <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    edited January 2005
    funbags, nice sig. (though it seems to be past the 22kb limit, and is probably in violation of other rules as well) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    And I actually have a story in this regard.

    Try not signing a name.

    -
    Now for the story:

    So I've never used a credit card before, but my dad gave me his to pick up pizza with. I gave them the card, they gave me a reciept... If they had given me a pen or asked for a signature I would have signed, but they just gave it to me, so I took the pizza and walked out the door....

    So far we haven't got any calls, and I don't really think that guy cared in the least.

    I felt kind of stupid afterwards though once I realized that they wanted me to sign it... Oh well.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited January 2005
    I work in retail, so here is the reverse:

    1) Most people don't even ****en sign (ther CC that is) anymore. you wana get stolen from? ok by me.

    2) The Ask For ID thing works rather well (not %100 b/c you often feel silly asking for ID <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->)

    3) Most people can't write their names.
    what does squigil squigil mean?

    yah.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thansal+Jan 19 2005, 09:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jan 19 2005, 09:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1) Most people don't even ****en sign anymore. you wana get stolen from? ok by me.
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh, they probably don't do it by accident though.
  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    I work at a big supermarket chain here in Australia. We get beaten with the "CHECK THE ****ING SIGNATURES OR DIE, SCUM EMPLOYEE!" stick, so I'm pretty diligent. I'm especially diligent when my manager is hanging around anywhere nearby.

    Enter customer. I scan the items and total it up and tell him the price. He puts it on credit. I put the eft slip into the machine, it prints on it and spits it out. I give it to him. He signs it, and I ask "Sir, could I please see your card please?"

    "Well, OK", he replies, and hands over his credit card. I turn it over, and it's not signed. Rules are, if it's not signed, we're not allowed to let them use it (it's an agreement/condition the bank has with the store). I inform him. His response?

    Him: Oh, I never sign credit cards
    Me: Well I'm sorry, sir, but you have to sign it if you want to use it here.
    Him: No, but you don't understand. If I sign my card, then if someone steals it, they know how to sign my name.
    Me: <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> If you don't sign your name at all, can't they just sign their own, and don't need yours?
    Him: Ah, true, but it means they can't steal my identity and sign cheques in my name. Believe me, I work in <i>Banking</i>.
    Me: Sir, I just can't let you. Would you like to speak to my manager? She's right here
    Him: OK

    I explain to the manager, who was a few feet away, and she says to him "Sir, you can't pay with a credit card that isn't signed. We're not allowed."

    Here is where the magic begins.

    His response: "But in america, you don't have to sign your credit card, and <i>I</i> am an <i>American Citizen</i>".

    Manager: Sir, that may well be true, but unfortunately, you're not in America.

    In the end, he refused to sign his card, and decided that instead, he'd like to pay with a regular ATM card ...which was signed, and under the same name...

    I swear, the way he said "American Citizen", I was wondering if a band was going to pop up and start playing Star-Spangled Banner.
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Gamestop's policy is to not check signatures unless the purchase goes over a certain amount, even though our credit card machines always tell people to keep the card out. No end of annoyance there.
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    If you work in a retail of any form where debit or credit cards can be used for gods sake check the signature strips, we had a stolen bank card used at my place for a large amount of money and I processed the transaction, I can't remember wether he signed or used his PIN number but if he signed for it and they didn't match I am in for the high jump.

    The police ringing you at work every other day != fun.
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    marce, you should have smacked him one, i know i would have.

    Ignorant people like that annoy the crap out of me.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    I was sorting media at my job, and someone signed their credit card with marylin manson <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Everyone got a kick out of it at work <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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