Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a pants on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the pants is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Wonder why we haven't had one of these yet? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Man's constant groping of pants unknown, drawing from the endless reaches of time, brings to light many startling pants. Startling because they seem new...sudden...but most are not new to the signs of the ages. A life...is begun! People...all going somewhere. All with their own thoughts, their own ideas. All with their own personalities. One is wrong because he does right...one is right because he does wrong. Pull the strings! Dance to that, which one is created for. <sigh> A new day is begun. A new life is begun. A life...is ended. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Bela Lugosi in Glen or Glenda... Yeah I know it was crap even before I touched it...
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Han - " ...and hope they don't have pants."
- or some thing like that any how
<!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> DIE PANTS MONSTER DIe
"These are not the pants you're looking for"
edit: also, isn't this a spam thread?
Independence Day
those .... *pants*
of time, brings to light many startling pants. Startling because they seem
new...sudden...but most are not new to the signs of the ages. A life...is begun!
People...all going somewhere. All with their own thoughts, their own ideas. All
with their own personalities. One is wrong because he does right...one is right
because he does wrong. Pull the strings! Dance to that, which one is created
for. <sigh> A new day is begun. A new life is begun. A life...is ended. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Bela Lugosi in Glen or Glenda... Yeah I know it was crap even before I touched it...
<span style='color:red'>***Pantsed.***</span>