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ARIES:
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call
it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot
contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a
couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you
want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when
blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if
not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you --
so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last
night.
TAURUS:
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather
than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person
stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on
white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining
and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate
for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a
teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of
loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a
karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI:
Gemini's can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they're so
naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell
sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then
doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like
puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt
successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people
at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is
boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc
and limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER:
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers
are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy
when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and
spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even
your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla,
and you'd be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.
LEO:
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually
pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning
kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be
Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they
loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to
ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the
type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the
next day.
VIRGO:
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their
famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other
signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking
down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked
-- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's
an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's
dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare,
"I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A
toast to the subgenius IQ!
LIBRA:
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn
social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to
everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device
set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators
when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras
are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into
all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too
early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even
blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
SCORPIO:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and
quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog whimpering drunk,
out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a
problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed,
self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're
fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were
blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
SAGITTARIUS:
In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness:
When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own.
Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a
sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of
Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the
people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to
travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun.
Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of
loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
CAPRICORN:
Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and
status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological
cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox,
not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful
and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money
being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars,
they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little
social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they
can hook up with a cute groupie.
AQUARIUS:
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that
is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an
idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If
they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital
drink-nursers. They also make the best-designated drivers (if you can get
them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by
drunken people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused
strangers while sober.
PISCES:
If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign --
and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt
Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there
feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast.
Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously
enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right
Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed
together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways,
you know.
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I could come up with mroe but i am borreed of this add your own
<a href='http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/trevor.html' target='_blank'>Magic trevour</a>
<a href='http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/history5.htm' target='_blank'>weeble and bob</a>
rather fun lots of ther "adventures there"
<a href='http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/54/' target='_blank'>anoying</a>
<a href='http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/' target='_blank'>lotsa animation</a>
Or drinking habbits i found skip for more
ARIES:
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call
it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot
contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a
couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you
want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when
blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if
not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you --
so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last
night.
TAURUS:
Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather
than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person
stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on
white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining
and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate
for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a
teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of
loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a
karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI:
Gemini's can drink without changing their behaviour much -- they're so
naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell
sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then
doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like
puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt
successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people
at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is
boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc
and limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER:
Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling?
Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against
lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and
insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers
are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy
when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and
spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even
your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla,
and you'd be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.
LEO:
Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually
pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning
kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be
Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they
loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to
ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the
type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the
next day.
VIRGO:
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their
famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other
signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking
down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked
-- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's
an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's
dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare,
"I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A
toast to the subgenius IQ!
LIBRA:
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn
social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to
everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device
set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators
when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras
are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into
all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too
early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even
blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
SCORPIO:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and
quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog whimpering drunk,
out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a
problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed,
self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're
fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were
blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
SAGITTARIUS:
In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness:
When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own.
Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a
sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of
Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the
people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to
travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun.
Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of
loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
CAPRICORN:
Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and
status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological
cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox,
not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful
and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money
being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars,
they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little
social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they
can hook up with a cute groupie.
AQUARIUS:
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that
is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an
idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If
they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too
preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly
charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital
drink-nursers. They also make the best-designated drivers (if you can get
them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by
drunken people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused
strangers while sober.
PISCES:
If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign --
and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt
Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there
feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast.
Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously
enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right
Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed
together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways,
you know.
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Comments
Gemini: You gonna die.
Cancer: You gonna die.
Tauras: You gonna die TWICE.
edit: wikipedia.com duh
Astrology is pure fabrication. "You will meet... a person. Big changes are afoot. Beware of Pisces." The Onion is the only one with horoscopes that I trust.
Just... don't try. Don't even try.
People who spell like him are in two categories: they eventually get better and are very embarrased about their old habits, or they end up like Mouse or something and cleverly disguise it by using correct grammar, capitalization, and punctuation.
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