Conquer A Planet

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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    A really good video game.
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons! Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    i would rig the world leader elections
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Hmm...

    I'd have to say... expose the inhabitants to high quantities of Gilbert Godfree/Fran Dresher...

    that ought to do it...
  • JaegerJaeger Join Date: 2002-11-28 Member: 10202Members
    I'd deploy Mega Maid.

    Barring that, I'd develop some form of mutagen that specifically targets the human DNA in blood cells and kills them off, then release it into the upper atmosphere with seeder ships. It would be weeks before the human population knew what happened, and by that time the death toll will already be in the hundreds of millions. Give the xenovirus enough time to spread through the air and water, and there won't be a single human left. Die, Terrans, die!

    Alternatively, I may park a battleship in geostationary orbit above Antarctica and begin bombarding it with high-amplitude infrared beams from space. There's *much* more ice down there than there is at the north pole, and the effects would be no less than catastrophic.The planet itself remains uncontaminated; if I have enough technology to annihilate the planet's inhabitants, I'm sure I have the technology to build deep submersible vehicles to mine the resources now on the ocean floor.

    My third, and favorite, option is to begin towing captured asteroids behind the Moon. Parking them in orbit there, I can strip the rocks and use them as ordnance for my Genocider-5 mass drivers.

    A popular fourth option, though my least favorite, is the planet-killer. Sure, lobbing a 1.0x10^275 ton projectile into the earth lacks a certain finesse, but it gets the job done.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    doesn't a blood cell lose the nucleus after a certain stage?

    and geostat orbit over the antarctic ain't easy, not as difficult as the arctic, but not at all easy.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    i would plant spies on the planet to take DNA samples from the living population with this DNA i would some how make a miracle virus that affects only that certain population then i would release it upon the planet let the virus take affect over a few years then i would move in with a land invasion making sure everything is dead
  • master_wongmaster_wong Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32649Members
    sending mass suicide bombers and black mail horrible and scary hentai...
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I would send them "the even bigger knife"
  • JaegerJaeger Join Date: 2002-11-28 Member: 10202Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gwahir+Feb 2 2005, 07:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gwahir @ Feb 2 2005, 07:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> doesn't a blood cell lose the nucleus after a certain stage?

    and geostat orbit over the antarctic ain't easy, not as difficult as the arctic, but not at all easy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If it does, I can simply direct the mutagen to invade white blood cells and make them kill off red ones.

    And there is no such thing as low orbit-interface when you've got gravitic station keeping drives and nearly-unlimited fuel. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    You could drain a large quantity of combustable gasses from a near-by gas giant, pump them into the oxygen-rich atmostphere, and then light a match, causing the whole atmosphere to go up in flames...
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    Set up a resonance generator and just smash the crust like an egg, really. Even if you escape the lava, you have clouds of ash choking out the air and trapping heat on the planet.

    That'll stop any pesky people hiding in subterranean vaults from surviving.


    To be honest tho, you can't really "conquer" a planet devoid of people. So if it was conquering, I'd have to go with a hybrid mix of religion and hypnosis, and have my followers do the dirty work.
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    the best way of conquering? hmm, set up your invasion like an advertising campaign, something along the lines of "The Earthlings are Coming!" (or insert whatever species you happen to be) in the newspaper for weeks, make a big fancy parade with your footroops, have everything televised, at the end of the parade open fire on the crowd, disintegrating them of course, then broadcast your terms of the planet's surrender through the television, of course at this point you would take control of all major governments and simply threaten to obliterate any resisting continents. (one or two blown up parts of the earth are a small price to pay) and of course at this time you would set up processing plants for the population to melt them down to their useful components. then bring down the stripping vessels and begin ingesting the tastier parts of the planet, vast fields of organic matter, forests, farms, whatever. and then bring down the sifters, systematically digging through the planet and filtering important minerals from the dirt.

    of course this is just what i would do, i suppose there are different ways to do it, but this is the most fun.
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Feb 2 2005, 06:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Feb 2 2005, 06:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would send them "the even bigger knife" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pithlit wins the thread
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    I dunno, Im prior to just super compacting huge amounts of hydrogen and oxygen into some kind of pressure bomb, then after blasting one down into the atmosphere every few thousand miles, have them all deploy creating a shockwave of rushing hydrogen, anything not killed from this initally will be drowned when the remaining parts of the pressure shells explode adding the neccessary heat to instantly creating tons of water suspended in the atmosphere. Then it rains.

    Or just tell the population that you are going to destroy their planet and allow them to leave. Even provide the space craft for them. Then just as the last ship leaves the surface, you blow up all your ever-so-kindly supplied remotely controlled colony ships they are now on. Just to show them who is boss. Proceed to do whatever you want with the planet.

    An even better one! Create some kind of virus that causes a certain deadly predator on their planet to grow immense in size and intelligence. Then as these creatures new rulers, you order them to annihilate the existing population, whatever it may be. Shortly after you release a new virus to these same animals that has the reverse effect of the first one, just so they don't get any bright ideas about fighting back.


    Or just crash any moons the planet might have into it. Of course this would take all the nuclear weapons in the world, so I would.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Feb 2 2005, 04:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Feb 2 2005, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Eliminating the inhabitants would be really easy, just place a large disc between the planet's sun and the planet such that the disc blocks all direct sunlight. All life on the planet will be dead in short order.... Well actually maybe not all life, there are probably some extremophiles that would survive, but they're unimportant. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Simpsons style? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    A massive army of cannibal babies
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    Manipulate a company to launch a statlite into orbit equiped with a Portal generator and create "Portal Storms" all over the planet, raiing my bretherin from the heavens!


    Muwahahahah!

    failing that, spike the world's food supply with Olestra Who has time to stop an invasion when you cant stop pooping?
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    Id send in several hundred ... oh several tens of thousands of drop ships filled with hives and oni and other aliens and jsut let things run their course. Ill come back in a couple of months to claim my prize.
  • Vahn_PaktuVahn_Paktu Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1666Members, Constellation
    Lets see for a Nuclear Age society, I would have some fun and create distrust between rival countries leading them to blow themselves up.

    For a medieval society, Giant robot armies with very large laser beams. And by Giant robot armies, I mean giant robots or giant armies of robots either will work.

    For a more primitve society, Becoming a god to them and leading them to attack the others would work well.

    And last for a more advanced society, I would either strike hard and fast and blow up their sun or the core of their planet, or become friends to steal their tech and then blow them up.
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sub zer0+Feb 2 2005, 06:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Feb 2 2005, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i just saw title of thread conquer planet - thus GINAT ROBOT ARMY !! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is there anyway to mute this guy? I feel dumber with his every post.
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-WaterBoy+Feb 2 2005, 08:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WaterBoy @ Feb 2 2005, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+Feb 2 2005, 04:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ Feb 2 2005, 04:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Eliminating the inhabitants would be really easy, just place a large disc between the planet's sun and the planet such that the disc blocks all direct sunlight. All life on the planet will be dead in short order.... Well actually maybe not all life, there are probably some extremophiles that would survive, but they're unimportant. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Simpsons style? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    3001 style, actually.
  • GNSGNS Join Date: 2005-02-02 Member: 39476Members
    I would join their team and drop sensory first. Then I would leave and stack rine team. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Btw Im new so none of you know me.
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    I dont need to conquer them, I own them all!
    Hehehe
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    you wana toss rocks at the planet?

    just toss garbage

    from the moon

    morel ike droping it honestly (note: Idea already ussed in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress")
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    GORGE RUSH <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    or maybe zergling rush
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    If I were rich I would use a Fusion Bomb.....no not Hydrogen, something that is BIGGER in scale.

    If I had a moderate amount of money, I could probably smash a couple of meteorites and/or asteroids in to scare them, then send in the land troops to clean the mess.

    If I have no money....I will build a ghetto flamethrower, and BURN THEM ALL!
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    Okay, I'll try my hand at this.

    1. Long distance reconissance: We start by observing the planet from afar. Geography, natural resources, major cities, summed military power, etc.

    2. Probes: This could be in the form of spacecraft in high orbit and/or spies on the ground. Probing would provide more information regarding the planets combined military strength, total population, potential obstacles posed by hostile terrain/weather conditions, etc.

    2a. Infiltration: 2a only applies if said planet is ruled by humans and not an alien race. Spies infiltrate key government and military positions, and provide intelligence on capabilities, weaknesses, and strengths.

    3. Staging point: A point outside the planets' field of vision/detection that would allow for the your forces coordinate and plan the invasion and subsequent takeover of said planet.

    4. Advance: Mobilization of fleet towards planet.

    4a. Communications Blackout: Jamming of defenders sensors/communications to allow for suprise attack on orbiting defenses, and to prevent from calling for reinforcements.

    5. Orbital Engagement: Engagement and elimination of any ships/defence platforms in orbit.

    5a. Counter-Offensive Defenses: Ships take up strategic positions in orbit in order to possibly thwart a counter-offensive launched by the defending forces.

    5b. Resupply: Supply is sent from the Staging point to allow an extended stay in orbit. A local Resupply station can be built if neccesary.

    6. Siege: Ships and/or Orbital Bombardment platforms strike key positions as listed by intelligence on the surface of the planet. Bombardment continues until defending forces can pose minimal resistance once forces are deployed to the surface.

    6a. Surface Shock: Troops deployed to surface to curtail any remaining resistance. Primary deployment inside urban centers.

    7. Takeover: Assembly of ruling regime on planet. Totalitarian police-state government formed. Opress as neccesary. Enjoy!
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Siege cannons placed all over the map.
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    It really depends on what you want the planet for.

    There is no real value in destroying an entire planet.
    There is value in:<ul><li>Taking the planet for resources</li><li>Taking the planet for slaves</li><li>Taking the planet to gain a better forward base to attack another foe</li><li>Taking the planet for technological reasons</li></ul>
    Im more opposed to taking them for slaves, Id rather convince them that helping me will allow me to help them.
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