In A Word...pregnancy...

ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi! Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">uh-oh</div> Yes this is a stereotypical "guy being stupid with his girlfriend" situation.

Anyone got any reliable information on <i>how long</i> it takes after sex, for a pregnancy test to be show up accurately?

Greatly appreciated.

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  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    It depends on the test.

    I looked it up. Home pregnancy tests are very accurate around the time of her period.

    <a href='http://www.4woman.gov/faq/pregtest.htm' target='_blank'>Heres the site</a>

    GL man...I hope your stupidity isn't punished on this one.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    lmao



    Ok sorry that was cruel. But seriously.... 75 cents prevents all these problems <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    I want a time machine so I can go back and hand out condoms to the parents of morons. Or just randomly, in red states.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 4 2005, 11:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 4 2005, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> lmao



    Ok sorry that was cruel. But seriously.... 75 cents prevents all these problems <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    50 cents in the bathroom in the library, here (plus you get 4 choices of type).
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Let me guess, you forgot something?
  • GrayDuckGrayDuck Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16134Members, Constellation
    <b>First Response</b> will be accurate up to like 5 days before the expected period.

    Most (all) other tests will be accurate 5 days AFTER the expected period.

    Good luck.
  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Ah sometimes I enjoy the fact that I'm not getting any. My only advice is don't you dare think of leaving her.
  • ToothyToothy ir-regard-less Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13447Members, Constellation
    Google is an excellent way of finding information out without telling an entire forum.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    50 cents is pretty cheap. If you go all out and spend that extra quarter our local gas station has Cherry flavor ribbed condoms that glow red in the dark. Beat that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 50 cents is pretty cheap. If you go all out and spend that extra quarter our local gas station has Cherry flavor ribbed condoms that glow red in the dark. Beat that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...


    ...

    I guess you win. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 50 cents is pretty cheap. If you go all out and spend that extra quarter our local gas station has Cherry flavor ribbed condoms that glow red in the dark. Beat that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, I wouldn't have sex if I had a glow-in-the-dark condom. I'd slap it on and sit in the bathroom, with the lights off. That'd be great.
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    may i ask why you ask a bunch of immature forum members without first consulting google?
  • V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    Just ignore the coments of those last few losers Thursday. I've been kinda in a situation like this before; I split up with my ex after I found out she was cheating on my and she said she was pregnant as a lame attempt to try and keep me.

    That said mate you could get her to pop down the chemist or see her doctor and get a morning after pill, problem solved. Seriously tho having sex and not using some sort of contraception in this day and age is asking for trouble. If she's your girlfriend shouldn't she be on the pill or somit.

    PS CWAG and Talsin condoms are far from perfect, if you've actually used one you would know that they can split which has happened to me twice and is very worrying. And they take away most of the feeling so its far better to get your partner to go on the pill.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Oh man, name it Harold or Egon or something like that.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 4 2005, 11:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 4 2005, 11:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh man, name it Harold or Egon or something like that. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hilarious. Blindingly funny.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Feb 4 2005, 11:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Feb 4 2005, 11:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 4 2005, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 50 cents is pretty cheap. If you go all out and spend that extra quarter our local gas station has Cherry flavor ribbed condoms that glow red in the dark. Beat that <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, I wouldn't have sex if I had a glow-in-the-dark condom. I'd slap it on and sit in the bathroom, with the lights off. That'd be great. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know right, you might as well be having sex with a giant light-up candycane, you know the ones you see in department stores during the holidays
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    I'm going to lock this for 2 reasons:

    #1, the more important one: as mentioned above, a question of this nature is best answered by reading the instructions of the pregnancy test, or consulting with someone who has an established level of expertise on the subject (i.e. a doctor or similar).

    #2: we're already seeing mention and jokes related to assorted types of condoms; such comments of "should've used these" don't answer the original poster's question and can probably only lead to a decreasing maturity level of the thread.
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