10 Ways You Know You Have Played Too Much Ns
Khaim
Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">read me!</div> Here you go, some are lame, all for your reading enjoyment though, leme hear what you think.
You might play NS too much if...
10. You attempt to evolve
9. Your teacher asks for a stapler and you say, "one second, i'll drop one for you."
8. You try to regurgitate buildings out of your mouth.
7. You think that old moldy peach in your kitchen is a Hive.
6. You try to place a "resource tower" which is actualy a empty coke can, ontop of your steaming soup pot.
5. You buy many small dogs and have them attack a supply of army men action figures.
4. You place a "seige cannon" which is actualy a slingshot, outside of the kitchen to destroy the fuzzy peach "hive".
3. You check your refrigerator for enemies before saying all clear and choosing a food item.
2. errr... forgot
1. You run into the military's HQ with a bomb then explode yelling, "FOR THE MIND" in skulk.
You might play NS too much if...
10. You attempt to evolve
9. Your teacher asks for a stapler and you say, "one second, i'll drop one for you."
8. You try to regurgitate buildings out of your mouth.
7. You think that old moldy peach in your kitchen is a Hive.
6. You try to place a "resource tower" which is actualy a empty coke can, ontop of your steaming soup pot.
5. You buy many small dogs and have them attack a supply of army men action figures.
4. You place a "seige cannon" which is actualy a slingshot, outside of the kitchen to destroy the fuzzy peach "hive".
3. You check your refrigerator for enemies before saying all clear and choosing a food item.
2. errr... forgot
1. You run into the military's HQ with a bomb then explode yelling, "FOR THE MIND" in skulk.
Comments
its only been out...what.....6 days? It hasn't even been out a week. I dont think its possable to say you've played too much already.
a-stop playing NS (wich would result in me comminting suicide)
b-walk down to that nice building with all the rooms painted white
c-both
And to Fox: You would be amazed some ppl have already played 60-70 hours of NS and have started showing these syptoms.
you forgot
Someone tells u to go outside for once and you reply "this is my hive. there are many like it. but this one is mine"
lol, i do this anyway coz of AvP2
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