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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    hmm... just got out of a "relationship" a few weeks(?) ago...

    i didnt even want to be in it to begin with, this girl was ugly and annoying... of course her retarded friends nagged and nagged and finally one of em says to me (while shes standing right there) "WHY HAVENT YOU ASKED HER OUT YET?!??!"

    well ffs what am i gonna do now...

    ANYWHO long story short it was flipping annoying and **** me off... didnt wanna touch her with a 10 foot pole.. so much acne... and her voice was horrendous, she practically broke my imaginary glasses when she whispered... kept asking stupid annoying questions.. "know what today is?!?" "no." "really?!?!" "No." "are you kidding?!?" "NO!" "ITS OUR ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!" "**** you."

    gah... sorry i had to post this.. just had to get a little steam out.. and everyone must know of my troublesome experiences.

    GOOD LUCK V MAN.. BEST OF WISHES..
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    rofl rat232 thats what you get for having the masterchief's golden croch as your avatar
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  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I guess I'm kinda lucky in that my sense of what is beautifull does not include 'removing eye brows and putting on your face' like you had an accident with some loose gun powder, clinical undernurishment or freaky and no doubt uncomfortable clothing and shoes. I'm also used to treating women exactly like men which isn't exactly conducive to a relationship, but it's great fun on the rare occassion when they get offended due to non-special treatment.

    This means that I just don't find 90% of the trend following dumbards the least bit attractive per default. But I never did have a strong sense of sexuall attraction to begin with and having kids allways seemed like a nightmare than anything else so...
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I wish I could accept commercialized wh0res as proper girlfriends, then maybe I'd get some.
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Tbh, I rely on my immense good looks and incredible wit and charm to keep my girlfriend from leaving me in a fit of rage <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Feb 8 2005, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Feb 8 2005, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+Feb 8 2005, 02:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ Feb 8 2005, 02:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Feb 8 2005, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Feb 8 2005, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-eaglec+Feb 8 2005, 10:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eaglec @ Feb 8 2005, 10:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are these standards you talk of? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No fat munters or idiot birds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i got lucky with this, my gf is stunning.... and plays ns with me.... and understands what 1337 actually means.. so much so she kept her train ticket from the other day which was at 13:37 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LIES! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it bloody isnt. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> find her on www.klp2p.com/gallery/klpics

    under Emma...

    then come back and worship me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    side note, i woke up at 13:37 today!
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  • kavasakavasa Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11889Members, Constellation
    Clearly, the government has chemically castrated you. It's probably for the best.
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  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    Women aren't attracted to "jerks". They're attracted to confident men. There's a difference.

    However, confidence, arrogance and just plain aggressiveness are all very easy to confuse with each other, hence why it <i>appears</i> that women like "jerks".

    What they generally aren't attracted to is people who cry about how no one loves them.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+Feb 9 2005, 08:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ Feb 9 2005, 08:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Feb 8 2005, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Feb 8 2005, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Moquiao+Feb 8 2005, 02:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Moquiao @ Feb 8 2005, 02:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-V MAN+Feb 8 2005, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (V MAN @ Feb 8 2005, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-eaglec+Feb 8 2005, 10:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eaglec @ Feb 8 2005, 10:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are these standards you talk of? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No fat munters or idiot birds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i got lucky with this, my gf is stunning.... and plays ns with me.... and understands what 1337 actually means.. so much so she kept her train ticket from the other day which was at 13:37 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LIES! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    it bloody isnt. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> find her on www.klp2p.com/gallery/klpics

    under Emma...

    then come back and worship me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    side note, i woke up at 13:37 today! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You're one lucky bastage.
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+Feb 9 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Feb 9 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Women aren't attracted to "jerks". They're attracted to confident men. There's a difference.

    However, confidence, arrogance and just plain aggressiveness are all very easy to confuse with each other, hence why it <i>appears</i> that women like "jerks".

    What they generally aren't attracted to is people who cry about how no one loves them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I disagree with your assertion.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Feb 9 2005, 09:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Feb 9 2005, 09:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tbh, I rely on my immense good looks and incredible wit and charm to keep my girlfriend from leaving me in a fit of rage <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I take it she's already left you?
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+Feb 9 2005, 10:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ Feb 9 2005, 10:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+Feb 9 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Feb 9 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Women aren't attracted to "jerks". They're attracted to confident men. There's a difference.

    However, confidence, arrogance and just plain aggressiveness are all very easy to confuse with each other, hence why it <i>appears</i> that women like "jerks".

    What they generally aren't attracted to is people who cry about how no one loves them. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I disagree with your assertion. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It depends on the type of woman.

    Edit: I should post the full post =/

    Some women prefer the emotional kind, others prefer the macho man.
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  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Topic+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Topic)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+Feb 9 2005, 04:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Feb 9 2005, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Women aren't attracted to "jerks". They're attracted to confident men. There's a difference.

    However, confidence, arrogance and just plain aggressiveness are all very easy to confuse with each other, hence why it <i>appears</i> that women like "jerks".

    What they generally aren't attracted to is people who cry about how no one loves them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quoted for truth.

    Listen to the old man, cause he knows what he is talking about.

    *bows head*
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