The Complex Way To Get A Girl's Number
<div class="IPBDescription">...Method #1</div> So I spent hours considering this last night, me being the most nervous and shy and generally scared person in the world. I came up with an excellent way of getting the aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, to get to know me a bit better.
<u>Apparatus Required</u>:
1 imminent Valentine's Day celebration.
1 rose.
1 piece of card and a pen.
1 friend, <b>D</b>, who already knows <b>S</b>. All parties involved should own phones.
<u>Method</u>:
<b>Step 1</b>: Write a message on the piece of card with the pen. In this case, the message "Thank you." That is, thank you for adding a little light to my dark and depressing life.
<b>Step 2</b>: Attach to rose.
<b>Step 3</b>: Send rose and card to <b>S</b>, via her school.
<b>Step 4</b>: <b>S</b> receives rose, and wonders who it could be from. After all, there's no name on it. S decides to ring some of her male friends, including <b>D</b>, in the hope that they can enlighten her.
<b>Step 5</b>: <b>D</b> casually drops the hint that he may know who sent it, <b>AlienCow</b>. <b>D</b> gives <b>S</b> <b>AlienCow</b>'s mobile phone number.
<b>Step 6</b>: <b>S</b> contacts <b>AlienCow</b> and the two live happily ever after together.
<b>Step 7</b>: Thank <b>D</b> for his good work, and invite him to the wedding.
<u>Results</u>:
N/A
<u>Conclusion</u>:
Make sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, is not interested in someone else before <b>Step 1</b> is approached.
<u>Evaluation</u>:
I should have made sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, was not interested in someone else before I considered approaching <b>Step 1</b>. Crap. I hate living.
<u>Apparatus Required</u>:
1 imminent Valentine's Day celebration.
1 rose.
1 piece of card and a pen.
1 friend, <b>D</b>, who already knows <b>S</b>. All parties involved should own phones.
<u>Method</u>:
<b>Step 1</b>: Write a message on the piece of card with the pen. In this case, the message "Thank you." That is, thank you for adding a little light to my dark and depressing life.
<b>Step 2</b>: Attach to rose.
<b>Step 3</b>: Send rose and card to <b>S</b>, via her school.
<b>Step 4</b>: <b>S</b> receives rose, and wonders who it could be from. After all, there's no name on it. S decides to ring some of her male friends, including <b>D</b>, in the hope that they can enlighten her.
<b>Step 5</b>: <b>D</b> casually drops the hint that he may know who sent it, <b>AlienCow</b>. <b>D</b> gives <b>S</b> <b>AlienCow</b>'s mobile phone number.
<b>Step 6</b>: <b>S</b> contacts <b>AlienCow</b> and the two live happily ever after together.
<b>Step 7</b>: Thank <b>D</b> for his good work, and invite him to the wedding.
<u>Results</u>:
N/A
<u>Conclusion</u>:
Make sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, is not interested in someone else before <b>Step 1</b> is approached.
<u>Evaluation</u>:
I should have made sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, was not interested in someone else before I considered approaching <b>Step 1</b>. Crap. I hate living.
Comments
Obtain testicles.
Apply testicles.
Approach girl.
Joke around with girl.
Ask girl for number.
Record number.
Joke.
Leave.
Edit: Any other method is doomed to fail. Hooking a girl through trickery, even assuming that it works at all, won't assure that you have the mental/testicular fortitude to actually sustain a worthwhile relationship. The moral of the story? If you don't have the guts to woo the girl yourself, you won't have the guts to entertain a proper [on any level] relationship.
buy yourself good looking shoes and whatever fits the body, a nice parfum, get a haircut and then method 2, eventually that is life, nothing is forever and it must be done over and over, man is a hunter and she must be hunted.
not my girl but her sister and her mom abuses the method 1 guys and the money she gets out of them to buy new stuff with to then again use method 2 on guys still practising with method 1.
scary huh <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Get to college
break up long term relationship that she has with another guy, happens to be a best mate
get with girl!
seems my method deffently needs tweaking
Hey, that money was just going to be wasted anyway, right? May as well be on her than on someone else <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also, what the hell is 'parfum'?
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on.
Make idle chatter interspersed with witty quips
Rummage through her bag with her permission (know thy enemy)
Notice that you're not the only one pining for her fjords (so to speak)
Recruit friends to run interception on this third party.
Exchange numbers.
Part ways.
Taunt the third party who failed to recieve her number.
Attempt to go somewhere together.
Fail thanks to conflicting schedules.
Move into an apartment that's a 90 minute drive from her home
Lack a car
Wimper as your efforts are rendered null and void.
Move on. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Take what this guy says with a grain of salt. His usual pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Make sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, is not interested in someone else before <b>Step 1</b> is approached.
<u>Evaluation</u>:
I should have made sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, was not interested in someone else before I considered approaching <b>Step 1</b>. Crap. I hate living.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your Conclusion and Evaluation could very well be incorrect. Unless it's your best friend's g/f or her b/f is a 350lb sumu wrestler or maybe sleeps with a pistol under his pillow, or maybe even is an escaped felon, go for it - all is fair in love and war bro.
This isn't speculation on my part, it's my philosophy gained from actual experiences. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Step 1: Stalk girl home so you find out her address.
Step 2: Call directory enquiries (or similar) and get the phone number to the address you stalked her to.
<s>Step 3: Profit.</s>
Step 3: Call her up and breathe heavily down the phone.
Obtain testicles.
Apply testicles.
Approach girl.
Joke around with girl.
Ask girl for number.
Record number.
Joke.
Leave.
Edit: Any other method is doomed to fail. Hooking a girl through trickery, even assuming that it works at all, won't assure that you have the mental/testicular fortitude to actually sustain a worthwhile relationship. The moral of the story? If you don't have the guts to woo the girl yourself, you won't have the guts to entertain a proper [on any level] relationship. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
^^^^
Bite the bullet and go ask he out
Step 1: Stalk girl home so you find out her address.
Step 2: Call directory enquiries (or similar) and get the phone number to the address you stalked her to.
<s>Step 3: Profit.</s>
Step 3: Call her up and breathe heavily down the phone. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Step 4: Finally admit that your mother doesn't love you.
"yo what's up. your like so hawt... hollla me back babe...omg you make me so h@rd...wow! and great bodz... totally hip like agulera...u like? yeah, she is totally hawt too. well, i mean...not as hawtz as you! but damz u have nice ****...honestly..can i have your number?"
This isn't speculation on my part, it's my philosophy gained from actual experiences. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well I'm waiting to see what happens lol, I've ordered the rose, and rumour has it she really wanted one...she'll get it, but who knows what kind of reaction there'll be ^_^
And don't make fun of my cheesy method, I'm a hopeless romantic wise beyond my years. Not wise enough though.
And luckily I live in the UK, so there shall be no pistols at dawn. Or any other time of the day.
true story.
Make sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, is not interested in someone else before <b>Step 1</b> is approached.
<u>Evaluation</u>:
I should have made sure that aforementioned girl, <b>S</b>, was not interested in someone else before I considered approaching <b>Step 1</b>. Crap. I hate living.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your Conclusion and Evaluation could very well be incorrect. Unless it's your best friend's g/f or her b/f is a 350lb sumu wrestler or maybe sleeps with a pistol under his pillow, or maybe even is an escaped felon, go for it - all is fair in love and war bro.
This isn't speculation on my part, it's my philosophy gained from actual experiences. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You better hold onto your wife then <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
...If that doesn't work, Horse Tranquilizers usually do. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I actually think it's a good idea, AlienCow. I would buy my own girlfriend flowers, if she weren't allergic to them. I sould suggest writing something else, or something additional, to 'Thank you' on the note, however. I can't really help you there, maybe something like 'AN IMP SPAWNS BEHIND YOU'.
Best option for you is to actually put your name on the card, mysteriousness can just turn you into a stalker or some slimey guy.
well Ive tried this with no success (or maybe I am crap at it)
1. Spot the person you like (M)
2. Chat up with M
3. Get to know M and while in the process become close friends with M
4. Figure out if M is really the one to go for
5. Once figured out, and answer is yes, scheme an elaborate plan to confess to her
You have two choices from there on
5.1 Just say it plainly and to the point
5.2 Make up some story and hint along the way
Finally
6. Wait for her reaction
You will probably get the reaction
6.1 She feels the same way and woot happy life
6.2 She says "lets just be friends"
6.3 She screams that you had the galls to even confess to her and end friendship ;p
Lets just say for me, 6.1 never happened ;p But i did gain some good friends
Still I think nanites shud help alot
Anyway, you should definitely go for it AlienCow, heeding whatever advice here from others seems useful.
MUHHAHAHA... o that includes me...
Anyways, thanks for the "advice" from some of you, and the real advice from others lol.
I have vaguely got to know her previously, although I only met her a couple of weeks ago at a party. We stayed up till about 8 am talking, I just thought we seemed to click. And I was being serious about her bringing light into my dingy existence, I'm a generally depressed person, and just talking to her has made me feel better about myself recently.
Still, gotta wait and see what happens next..
go alien!
Apologise, saying she looked like one of your hot friends.
Tell her she's nice, you would like to go for a drink but you haven't got time now as you got to find your "friend" who isn't there.
Ask for number.
^^ Its worked twice for my mate, and he's tried it twice, never had to use it myself though.
"yo what's up. your like so hawt... hollla me back babe...omg you make me so h@rd...wow! and great bodz... totally hip like agulera...u like? yeah, she is totally hawt too. well, i mean...not as hawtz as you! but damz u have nice ****...honestly..can i have your number?" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Always works on the girls that are 18< or have that mentality.
Step 2: Pretend to be rich
Step 3: When you get into a more serious relationship with her, insult her, maybe smack her around a bit. Cheat on her. They love it (Why else would they insist on staying with that kind of guy)
Step 4: Get her pregnant and run like the wind.
Step 5: Find new girl. Repeat steps 1-4.
Welcome to society, enjoy your stay.