What To Do With An Old Or Extra Cpu!

BelgarionBelgarion Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 973Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">That you don't care about...</div> I came up with this (if i may say so) genious idea while talking to a friend having cpu troubles. Take your old or non-working cpu, stick it pin-side up in your driveway, put some high-strength super-glue in the middle, and run it over with your car! If all goes well, you should now have a cpu stuck in your tire! The pins will hold it in place while the glue takes hold so it doesn't go flying off and hit somone's windsheild on the highway. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon6.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    pfft, it would damage the tire, expecially on the motorway.


    I think you should *acquire* some 100Molar Hydrochloric Acid, and dump it in that. Then drop some caesium in there <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Pour the spare acid on an unsuspecting family member/pet
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Frame it?
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  • NegativityNegativity Join Date: 2004-08-08 Member: 30463Members
    Stick it into your brain and become smarter.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Negativity+Feb 9 2005, 04:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Negativity @ Feb 9 2005, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stick it into your brain and become smarter. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, you're still running iJoke 1.24 Alpha. That's so... 1950's. Upgrade today.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-raz0r+Feb 9 2005, 09:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (raz0r @ Feb 9 2005, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Then drop some caesium in there <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Make it at night, fireworks always look better at the night time.
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    Glue it to your fist... Punchy Punchy
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    give it to a third world charity oh wait..
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Hack it, mash it, stick it in a stew!
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  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I've got an Intel Pentium 4 without HT 2.53GHz processor sitting here. It <i>should</i> still be in working condition, except some of the little prong things on the bottom are bent.
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  • DruBoDruBo Back In Beige Join Date: 2002-02-06 Member: 172Members, NS1 Playtester
    So bend them back. As long as you don't break them off it's recoverable.

    I thought 'old' cpu was more like a pentium 2, anyway. I've got loads of those.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    thats certainly a NOT <b>genius</b> idea...

    maybe you SHOULD stick it in your brain and become smarter..
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Lick it until all the chemicals come off. Then it's safe!

    Of course, you have just licked all the bad chemicals off.
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Feb 9 2005, 05:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Feb 9 2005, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lick it until all the chemicals come off. Then it's safe!

    Of course, you have just licked all the bad chemicals off. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    alternitively, poison you enemies with it.
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    One of my best friends swears by his 486 DX2 haircomb. I got one myself, but haven't gotten around to cleaning the thermal paste from the die.
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  • booogerboooger Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22274Members
    i have a friend who cooked a few durons (OC'd them to death) and made keychains out of them.
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  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Sell it on ebay as abstract art.
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik Steele+Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik Steele @ Feb 9 2005, 10:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->486 DX2 haircomb.  I got one myself, but haven't gotten around to cleaning the thermal paste from the die.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You could re-enact a scene from "There's Something About Mary" with that.
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Eat it
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-raz0r+Feb 9 2005, 03:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (raz0r @ Feb 9 2005, 03:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> pfft, it would damage the tire, expecially on the motorway.


    I think you should *acquire* some 100Molar Hydrochloric Acid, and dump it in that. Then drop some caesium in there <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Pour the spare acid on an unsuspecting family member/pet <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HCl only goes up to 12 molar, and Cesium is $30 a gram, and you can only buy if it you're on faculty of some colleges. Not to mention the fact that it'd combust in the moist air and form CeOH before you even got it to the acid.
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    Make a back scratcher out of it
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Have fun:
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