John's Story

eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Picked this up in legal studies</div> Here's a short story from a legal studies book. I hope you're all ready to learn!

<!--QuoteBegin-"worst book ever made"+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("worst book ever made")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->On Monday John failed to hear his alarm and slept in. He got out of bed at eight o'clock. He dressed in his school uniform in a hurry. He wanted to leave immediately but his mother insisted that he sit down and eat his breakfast. 'You cannot leave the house without eating breakfast,' she said.
After breakfast John ran to the station and then realised that he had left his money at home. He decided to jump on the train anyway. At the next station an inspector boarded the train. 'I've lost my ticket,' John told the ticket inspector. 'It is an offence to travel on a train without a ticket. That'll be a $100 fine,' said the ticket inspector.
John arrived at his school at 9.00 am instead of the expected 8.30 am. He was given a detention for arriving late. His form master also gave him a detention for wearing brown socks instead of grey socks.
At 11.30 am the students went on an excursion to the Museum. John borrowed $2 from a friend. He bought a packet of chips from the kiosk. When he had eaten his chips he threw the container at the bin and missed. The container fell on the grass and the shopkeeper warned him that he could get a fine if he failed to pick it up. John did not pick it up.
In the Museum John got into an argument with another boy.
'Stupid loser,' said John.
'Who spoke?' said his teacher. 'John, was it you? Did you speak?'
'No Sir, it wasn't me,' said John.
'Who was it then?' said his teacher.
'It was Chris,' said John, pointing at another boy. The teacher gave Chris a detention.
In the Museum John went to the cinema with his girlfriend Sally. He bought some bubblegum and a softdrink. In the cinema he sat on the back of his seat loudly slurping his drink. Eventually one of the other patrons told him to sit down properly and be quiet. John sat down and took out his packet of bubblegum. He started to blow bubbles.
'Stop it,' said Sally. 'I'm so embarrassed. Can't you behave yourself?'
In irritation John threw his half-chewed gum at her and it stuck in her hair.
'I hate you,' said Sally and left.
When John got home that evening his parents were already waiting for him. 'You're late for dinner,' said his father. His mother served soup.
John picked up the bowl and began to drink the soup out of the bowl. 'Stop it,' said his mother. 'Use the spoon,' said his father. John ignored them. After his main course he licked his plate clean and then went to bed.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Oh that John. I wonder what trouble he'll get into next!
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. John has.
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    kind of reminds me of me.

    not.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    So what's all this supposed to teach? Irrational prejudice against people named John? Or is there some hidden meaning in there...
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester
    Well its a legal studies book so I guess eventually the moral of the story will be "**** go to jail"
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    John needs to get with the program, yo.
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Feb 10 2005, 01:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Feb 10 2005, 01:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His form master also gave him a detention for wearing brown socks instead of grey socks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What the hell kind of school gives you detention over SOCKS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I mean, if John showed up wearing a shirt saying "Go **** yourself" I could see it happening, but BROWN SOCKS?
  • TwelveTwelve Join Date: 2005-01-17 Member: 36044Members
    I prefer John to Cathy, Mark and Sox.
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+Feb 10 2005, 05:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Feb 10 2005, 05:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What the hell kind of school gives you detention over SOCKS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I mean, if John showed up wearing a shirt saying "Go **** yourself" I could see it happening, but BROWN SOCKS? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    While we're at it, giving a kid a $100 fine for not having a ticket seems a bit draconian. Whenever I've forgotten a ticket, you just have to pay a bit more than the full price of a ticket.

    Unless the ticket costs $100, I guess. A single-way ticket costing $100 sounds a bit excessive, though.

    I'm surprised Chris doesn't turn out to be an undercover police officer, and fine John $200 for getting him into detention.
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    That John is cool in my book.
  • ZupiCoZupiCo Custom titles rule&#33; Join Date: 2003-03-22 Member: 14792Members
    Poor John, nobody understands him.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ZupiCo+Feb 10 2005, 11:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ZupiCo @ Feb 10 2005, 11:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Poor John, nobody understands him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    awww <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    Reminds me of a story from the book "Seven Promises of a Promise Keeper"
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+Feb 10 2005, 05:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Feb 10 2005, 05:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Feb 10 2005, 01:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Feb 10 2005, 01:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> His form master also gave him a detention for wearing brown socks instead of grey socks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What the hell kind of school gives you detention over SOCKS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I mean, if John showed up wearing a shirt saying "Go **** yourself" I could see it happening, but BROWN SOCKS? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    heh pretty funny.


    john sounds like an **** though,

    Not picking the litter up, throwing gum in his girlfriends hair and being a tool in the movie theeater.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    We get signal

    What?


    John has set up us the bomb!



    What you say?
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    I'm still confused what this has to do with anything related to legal studies.....
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Feb 10 2005, 10:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Feb 10 2005, 10:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So what's all this supposed to teach? Irrational prejudice against people named John? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>I <i><u>KNEW</u></i> IT!!!!</b>
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Feb 10 2005, 02:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Feb 10 2005, 02:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Gadzuko+Feb 10 2005, 10:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gadzuko @ Feb 10 2005, 10:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So what's all this supposed to teach?  Irrational prejudice against people named John? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>I <i><u>KNEW</u></i> IT!!!!</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sounds about right to me.
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    what has wearing brown socks got to do with legal studies?
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Feb 10 2005, 04:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Feb 10 2005, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what has wearing brown socks got to do with legal studies? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Political correctness. THOSE ARE NOT BLACK SOCKS THEY ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN!
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    OMG john, you stupid moron, you **** suck.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->john sounds like an **** though<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, John was the product of a cold harsh rigid reality that made him sour and careless.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    If he left his house late then he was lucky his train was also late. I'm assuming his train was late because even though he caught his train, he got to school late.


    Or maybe there was a delay. Good ol' trains.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    I bet Sally is a tramp in the end. Five bucks.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet Sally is a tramp in the end. Five bucks. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Probably cheated on him before the day ended.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet Sally is a tramp in the end.  Five bucks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Probably cheated on him before the day ended. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And he knew it, that's why he embarrassed her in the movie theater. He showed that woman what's what! Why's the man coming down like this on John? John is just a hip confused kid trying to make it in the world. They don't know him! Stick it to the man John, <i>STICK IT TO THE MAN</i>!
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    What is John's MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!
    Brown sock wearing COMMUNIST!!
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Xyth+Feb 10 2005, 07:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Feb 10 2005, 07:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet Sally is a tramp in the end.  Five bucks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Probably cheated on him before the day ended. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And he knew it, that's why he embarrassed her in the movie theater. He showed that woman what's what! Why's the man coming down like this on John? John is just a hip confused kid trying to make it in the world. They don't know him! Stick it to the man John, <i>STICK IT TO THE MAN</i>! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He obviously stuck it to him when he refused to pick up the garbage which he knocked over then slurped his soup. <i>Well done.</i>
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 10 2005, 07:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 10 2005, 07:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Xyth+Feb 10 2005, 07:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Feb 10 2005, 07:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 10 2005, 06:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Feb 10 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I bet Sally is a tramp in the end.  Five bucks. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Probably cheated on him before the day ended. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And he knew it, that's why he embarrassed her in the movie theater. He showed that woman what's what! Why's the man coming down like this on John? John is just a hip confused kid trying to make it in the world. They don't know him! Stick it to the man John, <i>STICK IT TO THE MAN</i>! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He obviously stuck it to him when he refused to pick up the garbage which he knocked over then slurped his soup. <i>Well done.</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I applaud John's efforts. He's a rebel without a cause, with the cause of fighting the system.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    He must be the living personification of the 80's.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited February 2005
    Since this was a law class, I assume that an activity on this story was to apply the legal precedent of the <i>Goofus vs. Gallant</i> case to this Johnny Notnice (I gave him a last name!) character.

    The verdict would most likely be 20 years hard labor for 12 counts of being a jerk-face.
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