Eleven Times When The "f-word" Was Appropriate

MantaManta Join Date: 2005-01-12 Member: 35056Members
edited February 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Got this in an email</div> DISCLAIMER: I take no credit for this. AT ALL. I got this in an email, so if anyone else has seen it, don't break out the flamethrowers. I just thought it was funny.

11. "What the **** do you mean, we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the **** was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those flipping Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877


8. "Any flipping idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so flipping look like her!"
Picasso, 1926


6. "How the **** did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the flipping ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the **** are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered flipping showers, my ****!"
Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this flipping mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003

Yeah, the censors will kick in, so I'm sure you can interpret it however.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
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  • MantaManta Join Date: 2005-01-12 Member: 35056Members
    edited February 2005
    Well, I was trying to avoid someone saying, "OMG I ALREADY SAW THAT YOU PLAGIARIZER!" or something. Are you trying to mock me? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I haven’t seen that before, pretty amusing actually, thanks for sharing.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Feb 10 2005, 08:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Feb 10 2005, 08:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well, I was trying to avoid someone saying, "OMG I ALREADY SAW THAT YOU PLAGIARIZER!" or something. Are you trying to mock me? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited February 2005
    <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Feb 10 2005, 08:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Feb 10 2005, 08:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Check out this email i got, i can't take ANY CREDIT at all for it.

    Our very besstt price of medss:

    Pain Relief (from $99)
    (Viicodin, Hydrocodoone, Valliium)

    Men's Pillls (from $140)
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    omg you got an email from a snake?!?
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 10. "What the **** was that?"
    Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best
    Line
    Ever.
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    No way. "Where the **** are we?" - amelia

    teh funneiest.
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    Noes. The Titanic one was funnier.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Personally I like the picasso one.
  • CarnaxusCarnaxus REIGN OF CHAOS&#33; co_sava (NS1) Join Date: 2004-10-01 Member: 32036Members
    I wish I could access the forums from school still...lol my 4th period teacher would LOVE THESE! hmm...save to a floppy...
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Feb 10 2005, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Feb 10 2005, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Check out this email i got, i can't take ANY CREDIT at all for it.

    Our very besstt price of medss:

    Pain Relief (from $99)
    (Viicodin, Hydrocodoone, Valliium)

    Men's Pillls (from $140)
    (Viiagra, Leviitra)

    Weight Losss (from $140)
    (Phentermiine, Xeniical)


    You Can't find this 0ffers available anywhere.
    Visit Us T0day! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good show esuna, good show. I laughed much harder at yours than the original post. :P
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Neither really made me laugh =/

    Only one remotely funny is the Bill Clinton one.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->

    10. "What the **** was that?"
    Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol coincidentally enough that seems to be the going phrase everytime a New NSPlayer sees an <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tiny.gif' /><!--endemo--> for the first time.


    Usualy its after some onos comes around the corner, gobbles up a marine and then runs away real quick.
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Off topic


    Nem0 I see you in here.

    In all seriousness, and just out of curiosity, how many thread locks do you have under your belt?

    <span style='color:white'>A quick search came up with 1294 hits.</span>
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    That's not funny.. at all. Maybe it's because "****ing" is already part of my daily vocabulary.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Maybe if ya'll didn't trip over yourselves in an effort to insult people. Sheesh.

    I thought it was funny. And you know, other people are allowed to have a different sense of humor that you and it's okay. Really.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rob+Feb 11 2005, 11:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rob @ Feb 11 2005, 11:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Maybe if ya'll didn't trip over yourselves in an effort to insult people.  Sheesh.

    I thought it was funny.  And you know, other people are allowed to have a different sense of humor that you and it's okay.  Really.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hallelujah!
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero being a jerk and editing CplDavis' post+Feb 11 2005, 05:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero being a jerk and editing CplDavis' post @ Feb 11 2005, 05:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:white'>A quick search came up with 1294 hits.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm disappointed it isn't more <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I think that some of those were kind of tasteless. I did like the Bill Clinton line though :D
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    The clear winner:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this flipping mad."
    Saddam Hussein, 2003<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Following closely by the Hiroshima one.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spawn of Chaos+Feb 10 2005, 11:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spawn of Chaos @ Feb 10 2005, 11:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I wish I could access the forums from school still...lol my 4th period teacher would LOVE THESE! hmm...save to a floppy... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mozilla FireFox + Proxy Server = Beats Websense, Bluecoat, and anything else = FTW!
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    ... Why didn't I think of using the proxy in Firefox rather then IE?!?

    Anyways... You need to set up a proxy server for that, don't ya?
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Feb 10 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Feb 10 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Manta+Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Manta @ Feb 10 2005, 08:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 10. "What the **** was that?"
    Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best
    Line
    Ever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^^ <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    Instead of making fun of it we should be adding our own; let’s see how many original ones we can make.

    To get the ball rolling:

    "Ow, ****"
    Harry Houdini 1926
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    "Oh ****."
    T-Rex 18371401 BC
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    "Who the **** is she!?"
    Oedipus Rex ---BC
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    "Hey, you killed church you teamkilling ****tard"
    -Tucker, year unknown (to me anyways :/ )
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Holocaust jokes rule!
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    "Where the **** did you come from?!"
    - Doc Brown in 1955, in BTTF 2, right after he sends Marty back to the future and Marty comes back from the future and runs up to Doc.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    "****, you are hot!"
    -Adam to Eve, after the apple.
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