The Day Is Nearly Upon Us
How shall we commiserate on Monday?
Edit: It appears some of you have misinterpreted my meaning. This thread is for you to complain. Not for you to rub your hapiness in our faces.
So, should you be posting here? Use this handy list:
1. Are you bitter?
<i>If you aren't upset, then you should just leave right now. We're going to be feeling bad about ourselves, and we don't need your glee mucking it up.</i>
2. Are you alone?
<i>Even if you're miserable and attached, you're still attached. You've at least got someone who, at least some of the time, cares about you. Get out.</i>
3. Are you a romantic?
<i>If you don't even</i><b> care</b><i> about love, we don't want your kind here. If you don't believe in the all-powerful all-conquering mysterious wonder of love, then you shouldn't be in this thread, and I'd prefer it if you stay as far away from me as is humanly possible, and consider enlisting some supernatural help so you can be as far away from as</i> <b>inhumanly</b><i> possible.</i>
If you answered "Yes" to all of these questions (yes, all, not some, all), then you are welcome. If not, <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>shove it</span>.
Edit: It appears some of you have misinterpreted my meaning. This thread is for you to complain. Not for you to rub your hapiness in our faces.
So, should you be posting here? Use this handy list:
1. Are you bitter?
<i>If you aren't upset, then you should just leave right now. We're going to be feeling bad about ourselves, and we don't need your glee mucking it up.</i>
2. Are you alone?
<i>Even if you're miserable and attached, you're still attached. You've at least got someone who, at least some of the time, cares about you. Get out.</i>
3. Are you a romantic?
<i>If you don't even</i><b> care</b><i> about love, we don't want your kind here. If you don't believe in the all-powerful all-conquering mysterious wonder of love, then you shouldn't be in this thread, and I'd prefer it if you stay as far away from me as is humanly possible, and consider enlisting some supernatural help so you can be as far away from as</i> <b>inhumanly</b><i> possible.</i>
If you answered "Yes" to all of these questions (yes, all, not some, all), then you are welcome. If not, <span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>shove it</span>.
Comments
You are my hero. Nothing can phase a man who is simply ignorant of all that is threatening him.
That's what I was thinking.
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You're kidding, right? I can't be the only one here slowly being filled to the point of bursting with lonely depression...
Its nearly February 14th! The day every romantically satisfied person gets to throw their hapiness in the face of the rest of us!
Yea, Happy Valentines Day!
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on tuesday, since there's no school on monday.
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Me too, actually. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
See? Why'd you have to say that. No I'm going to have to kill you...
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Me too, actually. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah... I didn't know what day it was either.
You and all your kind are not welcome in this thread. This thread is a designated "Sobbing Area". IF you are not here to complain, then please exit at the next station.
**EDIT** Oh my god. I will say nothing of the evils I have just seen.
I assume you mean me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
ROFLMAYONAISSE!!!!
I assume you mean me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You cannot be sure of this.
On topic: Let it be known, that I now hate all women.
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Me too, actually. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah... I didn't know what day it was either. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
For a second I didn't understand. I wish I still didn't understand; I had been stewing over it since two weeks after Christmas when I saw the first signs of its commercialization at a local supermarket.
Makes me sick.
Single men unite!
I'd rather be with my girl than stuck in front of a computer game for the night, human contact <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'd rather be with my girl than stuck in front of a computer game for the night, human contact <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Don't be jealous just because you don't have it <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'd rather be with my girl than stuck in front of a computer game for the night, human contact <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm pretty sure this space was reserved for people who it applies to.
Edit: And if you don't care about love, then you aren't welcome either. So I'll ammend that to say only the bitter, lonely, romantics are welcome here.
/me runs to robinson's may and buys $30 diamond heart necklace for GF
:the next day:
/me gets lots and lots of sex