Euphemisms!

Rapier7Rapier7 Join Date: 2004-02-05 Member: 26108Members
<div class="IPBDescription">...Or not</div> We all have euphemisms for terms we wouldn't necessarily deem appropriate to say out loud. For example "special" for "retarded", "making love" instead of "having sex", and "passed away" instead of "died".

So let's think up of the exact opposite! But the rules are: No swear words.

I'll start it off.

Computer Monitor - Jizz-encrusted filth portal
Solitude - The Masturbating Hour
Trenchcoat - Drug Stash
Citizen - Jingoist Nazi

Comments

  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    haha theres a teacher at my school that gets mad when u say fricken. he thinks its like saying the F word.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    Judnging by the starting content of this thread, I don't think it's going to stay at an acceptable level. Giving examples such as "Sanitation Engineer" for garbage pickup worker is one thing. But blatant drug and pornography references in a first post don't often make for a good start to a thread.
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