Part-human Hybrids
<div class="IPBDescription">and patents?</div> The patent office in control of deciding what is and what is not human?
mice with brains made from all human brain cells?
ape and human DNA mixes?
<a href='http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2005/02/13/us_denies_patent_for_part_human_hybrid/' target='_blank'>part-human hybrids</a>
mice with brains made from all human brain cells?
ape and human DNA mixes?
<a href='http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2005/02/13/us_denies_patent_for_part_human_hybrid/' target='_blank'>part-human hybrids</a>
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Oh wait. I'm a geeky nerd. I don't procreate. >_>
They lost. In a 5-to-4 decision, the court declared that patents could be issued on "anything under the sun that is made by man."
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This leads to an interesting paradox. The United States is supposedly a Christian country, a feeling we've seen grow in recent years, yet a court authority has therefore declared that man has created life, something that is seen as largely a taboo topic to Christian beliefs. (not to mention quite a few other religions, but this is an example) I wonder if anyone has noticed, and if so how they plan to reconcile that?
The other point to wonder is why they bother. Throw as many patents & court orders as you like, there will always be another country willing to go the whole length. I hold the opinion the Coalition countries should attempt to embrace new developments & stay ahead of the game. There's bound to be problems, so I'd rather the threat I knew of, than the one unseen.
- Shockwave
On-topic: this is just freaky. No seriously, patenting life.....actually, it's not so unprecedented. Patents have been issued for years for genetically-altered crops, so I suppose genetically-created animals was the next step.... <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Interesting point!
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Just kidding.
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Hydroponics helps.
On topic, however, I think that if they're as intelligent as humans (even retarded ones), they should be treated as such, and therefore not be subject to patents. Or for that matter, ownership.
Edit: Dogorillamanian bodyguards would freaking OWN. Loyalty to hell and back, strength of a gorilla, and the dexterity found in humans!
I do not condone actually doing this, however.
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Soon we'll have EZ Clone "Stores" across the nation, offering affordable one night stands to even the most unlikely of people.
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They're called <i>LADIES OF ILL REPUTE</i>. Or just prostitutes.
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Mine are the same, minus the STD's since you make 'em how you want 'em.
Unless of course... you're like pjofsky and you <b>crave</b> the herpes.
The real irony of course is that bacteria that can digest oil spills already exist, it's just a job performed by several individuals in sequence. What the people involved did was modify one organism with a specialised 'fertiliser' that encourages the bacteria to turn on its genes for breaking down crude oil. What they patented was the fertiliser from memory, but got a bonus AND were able to own the particular metabolic pathway they had got the bacteria to develop. They don't own the bacteria however, just bacteria with the pathway they helped develop.
Other biological patents include using skin as a conductor for communicating with computers (Microsoft owns this I believe) and many kinds of GE. Animal patents have been around for ages as well, cows that produce insulin in milk for example have been patented for ages.