Conspiracy!

RushakraRushakra Join Date: 2004-03-25 Member: 27523Members
Don't ask how or why, but I'm going through movies and I notice an old VHS of "The Land Before Time." It's a series of children's cartoon movies about an effeminate brontosaur and his friend dinosaurs who have little adventures and teach children a valuable lesson about honesty, friendship, and making obscene amounts of money by rehashing the same concept. I think the series is up to 8 or 9 movies now, but don't worry. I'm sure they'll catch up to Final Fantasy one day, as the movies didn't start coming out until the early 90's.

Cutting to the chase, I present you startling proof that the Kharaa have indeed been to Earth.

<a href='http://www.imageshack.us' target='_blank'><img src='http://img208.exs.cx/img208/5271/nsspike4eb.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /></a>

That's Spike. I don't know what kind of dinosaur he is, but if I recall it correctly, he's fat and never talks, and the two smaller dinosaurs ride around on his back. I think he had an entire movie devoted to saving him or something of the sort.

This will haunt my dreams.

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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> He knows too much. You know what to do.

    <!--emo&::fade::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/fade.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='fade.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, mein gorgefurher! *blinks away*
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    edited February 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rushakra+Feb 19 2005, 12:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rushakra @ Feb 19 2005, 12:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the two smaller dinosaurs ride around on his back. I think he had an entire movie devoted to saving him or something of the sort.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Proof that movie was around 1.04 .
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited February 2005
    So, the rumours were true.

    If only that pic we had of the moderators private forum had been scrolled down a bit, I'm sure we would have seen the secret Land Before Time ™ thread.
  • RushakraRushakra Join Date: 2004-03-25 Member: 27523Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Proof that movie was around 1.04 . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm guessing that's supposed to mean "Where's the proof that the movie was made before NS?"
    <a href='http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824' target='_blank'>http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824</a>

    The Land Before Time
    Director: Don Bluth
    Genres: Animated, Family, Pre-School / Infant
    Theatrical Release: 11/18/1988
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    I used to love watching that movie when I was a little kid. The first one I mean. I was grown past that stage by the time they made a second one. They're still making more?

    Lady & The Tramp was even better though.
  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rushakra+Feb 19 2005, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rushakra @ Feb 19 2005, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Proof that movie was around 1.04 . <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm guessing that's supposed to mean "Where's the proof that the movie was made before NS?"
    <a href='http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824' target='_blank'>http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824</a>

    The Land Before Time
    Director: Don Bluth
    Genres: Animated, Family, Pre-School / Infant
    Theatrical Release: 11/18/1988 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope its supposed to mean how gorges used to be protected by other lifeforms (not heavily) because there was only supposed to be one gorge per game.
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    i liked the little ptericadadakll.... the fricking bird thing <!--emo&::lerk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/lerk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='lerk.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Every time they fell in the tar I squeeled with joy. Maybe one of them would <i>finally die and shut the hell up!</i>
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Feb 19 2005, 02:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Feb 19 2005, 02:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Rushakra+Feb 19 2005, 01:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rushakra @ Feb 19 2005, 01:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Feb 19 2005, 01:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Proof that movie was around 1.04 . <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm guessing that's supposed to mean "Where's the proof that the movie was made before NS?"
    <a href='http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824' target='_blank'>http://homevideo.universalstudios.com/title.php?titleId=824</a>

    The Land Before Time
    Director: Don Bluth
    Genres: Animated, Family, Pre-School / Infant
    Theatrical Release: 11/18/1988 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nope its supposed to mean how gorges used to be protected by other lifeforms (not heavily) because there was only supposed to be one gorge per game. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Babblers.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    He's not nearly as cute as the little gorgiepai <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Feb 19 2005, 07:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Feb 19 2005, 07:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I used to love watching that movie when I was a little kid. The first one I mean. I was grown past that stage by the time they made a second one. They're still making more? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I am pretty scared you wrote that. How old were you when you saw the first movie?
  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    about 8, apparently?
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    lol yea!

    someone mentioned this a while ago and I found a really nice picture of one of the dinos that looked very close to the gorge it was really funny. Same colors and everything.
    But I cant seem to find it anymore.



    Im still waiting for all those archelolgists of the world to dig up the skeleton of an Onosaurous. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Apparently there are <b><i><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIRTEEN</span></i></b> Sequals to this movie I first saw when I was 4-5 years old.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 19 2005, 12:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 19 2005, 12:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Apparently there are <b><i><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIRTEEN</span></i></b> Sequals to this movie I first saw when I was 4-5 years old. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ****!
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 19 2005, 02:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 19 2005, 02:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Apparently there are <b><i><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIRTEEN</span></i></b> Sequals to this movie I first saw when I was 4-5 years old. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They had to stop using numbers in the sequel titles because their key demographic didn't have enough fingers to go that high.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Heh i remember watching the first coupla those films. Used to love them I seem to recall.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Spike was my favorite character...little foot was a wuss.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 19 2005, 05:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 19 2005, 05:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Apparently there are <b><i><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIRTEEN</span></i></b> Sequals to this movie I first saw when I was 4-5 years old. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You should be frigging glad you stopped when you did. There wasn't one worth mentioning in terms of quality after the second, and around the fifth they were thouroughly worse then your average weekly toon from your average childrens TV series. The guys who made this one are worse then frigging disney (HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MAKE A SEQUAL TO CINDERELLA?!?!?! IT'S INSANITY!!!!)
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Well they need to find the DNA whatever kind of dinosaur that is and combine it with something that spits acidic goo. Gorge baby!
  • RushakraRushakra Join Date: 2004-03-25 Member: 27523Members
    How can you make a sequel to ANY Disney movie? They all end happily ever after, how can it be happily ever after if there's a sequel!? You can't have a sequel where nothing bad happens, something needs to make them unhappy! WHY POCAHONTAS, WHYYY.

    We all know that Cera lead the party. I don't know why she didn't just step up and pimpslap Littlefoot to the side instead of taking all that smack from him.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-marce+Feb 19 2005, 04:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (marce @ Feb 19 2005, 04:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> about 8, apparently? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed, I was 8, as I saw it in the theatre a few times. I even remember Pizza Hut had some big promotional deal...

    The first sequel didn't come out till I was 12 or something, there was quite a big gap before they started pumping them out non-stop.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Feb 19 2005, 07:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Feb 19 2005, 07:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I used to love watching that movie when I was a little kid. The first one I mean. I was grown past that stage by the time they made a second one. They're still making more?

    Lady & The Tramp was even better though. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think they made about 11 or 12 straight to video sequels DOOManiac. I kid you not.

    The first one was excellent though.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    the first was really really good

    the second was good too
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Feb 19 2005, 04:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Feb 19 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-marce+Feb 19 2005, 04:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (marce @ Feb 19 2005, 04:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> about 8, apparently? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Indeed, I was 8, as I saw it in the theatre a few times. I even remember Pizza Hut had some big promotional deal...

    The first sequel didn't come out till I was 12 or something, there was quite a big gap before they started pumping them out non-stop. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yea, I used to watch it as a kid (I was a bit freaked out at the beginning's bubbley-underwater sequence that just kind of went on and I had no idea what was going on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ). I believe I was 5 or so when we first bought it (don't believe I saw it in theatres). It had a fairly cool drawing style, which was different from the usual stuff, like He-Man or Pound Puppies. Ours came with this record, I think it was the Land Before Time read-a-long or something.

    Damn...who even has a record player anymore <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .



    Anyway, I basically forgot about a movie...and then BAM there's like 8 more of them out of no where. I didn't really think the movie warranted sequels...since...you know...dinosaurs are extinct and stuff (...OR ARE THEY?! dun-dun-dun...).


    Moving on: Spike is a Stegosaurus, Ducky is a Duck-billed dinosaur (Hadrosaur or Maiasaurus or something), Little-Foot is a brontosaurus (...brachisaurus), Petri is a Pteradactyl, and Sara is a whiney (really annoying...) triceratops (hence the 'Cera/Sara'). That's all from memory, since I haven't seen one in about 9 years. They had Chomper, too...the Tyrannosaurus that comes in in the 5th or 6th one (woot, baby-sitting days).
  • NolSinklerNolSinkler On the Clorf Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26560Members, Constellation
    Spike is a gorge.

    Pteri or whatever his name was was a lerk

    the big one that was the father of ceri (forgot species name...) was actually an onos

    ceri herself was a skulk (remember she ran fast?)

    and there was no fade, they were so hard to track down. When the earth got hit by an asteroid or whatever, they blinked to mars, and they now live there. However, we can't see them on mars, cause they move so fast
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Abra+Feb 19 2005, 05:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Feb 19 2005, 05:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Feb 19 2005, 12:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Feb 19 2005, 12:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Apparently there are <b><i><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>THIRTEEN</span></i></b> Sequals to this movie I first saw when I was 4-5 years old. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ****!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sigg'd.
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